Directory Assistance
“This is myself, my partner, Alison and our then five-year-old son, Theo. our church decided to make a pictorial directory, and this is our entry. Theo was pissed at us about something. Yet, he agreed to participate in the photo. Who says lesbians make unfit parents?”
(submitted by Nikki)
Nose Warmer
“My 94-year-old great-grandma made this for me because she said it’s cold outside. It’s 80 degrees.”
(via source)
Meeting The Bunnies
“When I was about 11 years old, my family visited the Playboy Casino in Atlantic City. Everyone got their pictures taken with the Playboy bunnies, including me. What I find hilarious is my ‘Sun Your Buns’ t-shirt from Florida.”
(submitted by Sara)
An American Privilege
“This is a school assignment I completed when I was six years old. I blame my artistic choices on my five older brothers, and I was under the impression that ‘voting’ meant cheering your leaders in battle. The best part is that this was published in the school year book.”
(submitted by Ariel)
One Big Happy
“This is a photo of me, my cat and my best friends from high school. Looking back on it now I think it makes us look like we’re all married to each other. Epic!”
(submitted by Lizy)
Open Your Eyes, Kid
“First year participating in t-ball and this was his photo…When we asked our son what he was doing with his eyes he said, ‘the photographer told me to open my eyes more.’ I guess you can say he followed directions well.”
(submitted by Melinda)
Three Cats And A Bunny
“Listen, there’s nothing easy about holding three cats and a bunny all the same time. That little bunny, whose name is Arthur, is a big trouble-maker. He likes to bite on those cats when he gets a chance to. But those cats love him anyway. The cats involved are Madjka, Chachka and Pagliacci. I should explain, Christmas was coming and I wanted a picture with my my fur babies. (I work at a photography studio.)”
“But those fur babies were not on their best behavior. I seem to recall that Arthur, that little devil, nibbled at Pagliacci first and then all hell broke loose. Cat and bunny hair flying all around that photo studio. Now, remember this is where I worked. The cats went to running, the bunny went to hopping, and I was just beside myself. Thank goodness it was a Sunday and we were closed. Our display pictures were flying everywhere.”
(submitted by Drew)
