The Wedding Gift
“This was our wedding day. We had just finished up taking our wedding pictures before the ceremony when all of a sudden my wife’s step mother screamed “holy crap I just got Edith going number 2 on my phone.” To this day we have it hanging on our wall at home because not only is it hilarious but it is actually a good picture of us.”
(submitted by Robb)
Damn You Autocorrect
A Scottish mother who intended to order a cake topped with a “wee blond girl” by text message was left dumbfounded when presented with a “wee blind girl” instead. The outrageous reason: autocorrect by her cell phone.
Blind Melon
“We put our baby into a watermelon and the result was some awesome.”
(submitted by Hayk)
You Better Work
“I invented Vogue.”
