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Struggle For A Smile

“My little sister was not happy about her outfit because it was “itchy.” My mom was so upset that she wouldn’t smile. She said, ‘Get over there and smile,’ and this was the result. We laugh about it all the time now. Mom even blew up the picture for my sisters high school graduation. We remade this picture for my mom for Christmas this year (2013).”

(submitted by Tiffany)

Benjamina Button

“I was born in 1981 but turned 55 in 1992.”

(via source)

Unfortunate

“I guess I shouldn’t have taken the extra fortune cookie from the ’empty’ table.”

(via source)

You’re Fired

“My friend’s son left this ‘love note’ on her pillow.”

(via source)

The Death Spell

“Look, a Father’s Day card from my ten-year-old daughter. Oh wait…”

(via source)

Nap Resistance

“I got one child to nap. The other one is stubborn.”

(via source)

Big Bear

“My girlfriend is the worst impulse shopper. And the happiest.”

(via source)

Hay Fever

“My friend’s son didn’t have the best time at the hay ride.”

(via source)

The Deadliest Bun

“My mother-in-law thinks quivers are overrated.”

(via source)

Freedom

“Not only is is the first day of school, it’s the first year with ALL kids in school!”

(submitted by Jeff)