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Bedtime For Bonzo

One way to eliminate a need for stuffed animals.

(submitted by Donna)

There Is A Goat In The Living Room

Um, there is a goat in the living room.

(submitted by Erica)

Laser Cat

Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

(submitted by Laurence)

 

MacGruber Awkward Mullet Contest

Dear AFP Family,

Do you like your business in the front and party in the back? Well, inspired by the theatrical release of MACGRUBER starring Will Forte, AFP is celebrating the only hair style that officially kicks ass and takes names… the mullet. That’s right– whether it’s permed, crimped, or just a straight rat tail, we are looking for your best hockey-haired photos. Based on your comments, we will pick the Top 5 sickest submissions and then ask YOU to vote for the most glorious mullet. Submissions accepted until May 15th at 11:59 PM EST. Winners will receive a signed copy of the official AFP book and headbang the homepage on May 21st!

Aglow

She’s dreaming of an orange Christmas.

(submitted by Nicole)

Curious George

This father didn’t want to admit it, but he had his favorite.

(submitted by Lili)

The Horse Whisperer

Horseback riding is so last season.

(submitted by S.F.)

Stuck In The Middle

Another exclusive from the new Awkward Family Photos book…

Behind The Awkwardness: Kids

“This is me and my three brothers forced into khakis and yellow pastel shirts and dragged to a portrait studio that featured live goats and bunnies and hay. It should be noted that we were the only people getting our picture taken above the age of three. Also, shortly after this picture was taken one of the goats peed on my brother to the far right.”

(submitted by Sarah)

Monkey Business

You can never have too many monkeys.

(submitted by H)