When You Let Your Wife Sleep In
“I was letting my wife sleep in and my dog had to go outside. My 3 year old came to the door with her pants around her ankles telling me that we were out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I walk in to the bathroom to find my 2 year old twins giving themselves swirlies (minus the flushing) in the 3 year old’s pee water. There was a very confused moment where I was deciding between being horrified and uncontrolled laughter.”
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