Black and What

May 2nd, 2009

Awkward noir.

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69 Responses to “Black and What”

  1. WowAkward says:

    “Hey whats that over there?”

  2. Cherie says:

    Surely that’s Maggie Gyllenhaal??

  3. Ken says:

    What is that man under the sheet with the big black box doing?

  4. wonkward says:

    I believe this is actually art.

  5. nursie says:

    It really DOES look like Maggie Gyllenhaal

  6. Niall says:

    I though Maggie Gyllenhaal too!

  7. Heather says:

    This is actually a picture of three of the same people. The two just have a wig on.

  8. utah says:

    Kristen Schaal from the Daily Show, no?

  9. KCjersey says:

    Heather @ 10:44 am, That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a while. Great job !

  10. K.C. says:

    I was totally thinking Kristen Schaal (“Mel,” Flight of the Conchords) when I saw it too!

  11. Amanda says:

    That’s Maggie Gyllenhaal, alright!

  12. cplschnapps says:

    Actually, that’s Bess and Margaret Truman posing with a White House aide, because Harry couldn’t make the sitting – was busy firing MacArthur

  13. Chas says:

    “Mother. Who’s the creep?”

  14. Masha says:

    These people give off the Rosemary’s Baby vibe. All Of Them Witches!!!

  15. vintagevamp says:

    totally looks like Maggie G. Hilarious!

  16. sm says:

    And is that Billy Corrigan?

  17. LiverBoy says:

    Looks like the Nazis finally entered the building.

  18. Flobe says:

    the question remains…. which one of these black widows slipped the egg man a lethal dose of Barbiturates? He’s slowly drifting off into the big sleep and they both look guilty as hell.

  19. David says:

    these people look f***in awesome! they’re probably satanists. or objectivists at least.

  20. Jiggywiddit says:

    Er, this is awkward…those are my grandparents.

    • D F Stuckey says:

      Jiggy, really? you had three?!? And what did Hercule Poirot call them in to the drawing room to accuse them of?

  21. Mark says:

    Nosferatu family Christmas card?

  22. John says:

    how did ANYONE get laid from the mom and dads era? Conception must have been done through a sheet so they wouldnt’ have to see each other.

  23. Frank says:

    Looks like the broad in the middle is dropping a log…..

  24. Skip says:

    Very severe looking.

  25. Dave says:

    “Mary was sure that she had found her real parents, but unfortunately it was too late for Walter and Ethel whose dementia left them rather confused about the whole mess…”

  26. Bill in Houston says:

    A bit of genetic drift here.

  27. Tdiz says:

    This is what happens when your photographer’s gimp breaks out of the closet during the photoshoot…

  28. Raoul says:

    Let’s do the time warp again!

    - It’s Riff Raff!

  29. goddess says:

    Is it me or does Awkward 2 look like Maggie Gyllenhal?? oops while reading saw someone else noticed too. Well I concur.

  30. blain says:

    Not as old as the other vintage photo, but still creepy none-the-less.

  31. W. Bell says:

    Is that guy on the left The Watcher from ‘Fringe’ ?

  32. Tyler says:

    I didn’t know maggie gyllenhal was capable of time travel.

  33. Adam says:

    is that whistlers mother?

  34. hmmmm..... says:

    It looks like they’re from three different eras: the turn of the century, the 30’s, and THX1138

  35. Mrs Darcy says:

    omg.. there’s Lord Voldemort on the left!

  36. Deuce says:

    He seems to have a “WTF! Is someone playing with my Wurlitzer?” look going. I get the same way when someone fondles my Sony Discman.

  37. patricia says:

    the new Bates Motel ad.

  38. booge says:

    It looks like one of Kafka’s character’s families at home.

  39. FunNanc says:

    Pay NO attention to the man behind the curtain………

  40. Laura says:

    they all smelled it at the same time

  41. Alice says:

    Did Billy Corgan travel back in time or what?

  42. m s says:

    looks like maggie gyllenhal

  43. Wahoo95 says:

    eehhhh…what did you say???

  44. stormstrooper007 says:

    The art director just farted – a little too loudly.

  45. Jami says:

    I totally thought that was Maggie Gylenhaal too! Weeeeird.

  46. kegbot says:

    They were waiting for Mr. Kinsey. . .

  47. graphicartist2k5 says:

    they’re trying to see who will smile first.

  48. D says:

    They look like the American Gothic portraiut

  49. Smitty says:

    if you were living under German occupation in that time, you’d also look a bit strange!!

  50. MB says:

    “You two on the sides fold your hands in your lap and stare straight ahead. Don’t smile, now.” You, in the center, get ready to jump off that stool and take off running!”

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