“You two on the sides fold your hands in your lap and stare straight ahead. Don’t smile, now.” You, in the center, get ready to jump off that stool and take off running!”
“Mary was sure that she had found her real parents, but unfortunately it was too late for Walter and Ethel whose dementia left them rather confused about the whole mess…”
the question remains…. which one of these black widows slipped the egg man a lethal dose of Barbiturates? He’s slowly drifting off into the big sleep and they both look guilty as hell.
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“You two on the sides fold your hands in your lap and stare straight ahead. Don’t smile, now.” You, in the center, get ready to jump off that stool and take off running!”
if you were living under German occupation in that time, you’d also look a bit strange!!
They look like the American Gothic portraiut
they’re trying to see who will smile first.
They were waiting for Mr. Kinsey. . .
I totally thought that was Maggie Gylenhaal too! Weeeeird.
The art director just farted – a little too loudly.
eehhhh…what did you say???
looks like maggie gyllenhal
Did Billy Corgan travel back in time or what?
they all smelled it at the same time
Pay NO attention to the man behind the curtain………
It looks like one of Kafka’s character’s families at home.
the new Bates Motel ad.
He seems to have a “WTF! Is someone playing with my Wurlitzer?” look going. I get the same way when someone fondles my Sony Discman.
omg.. there’s Lord Voldemort on the left!
It looks like they’re from three different eras: the turn of the century, the 30′s, and THX1138
is that whistlers mother?
I didn’t know maggie gyllenhal was capable of time travel.
Is that guy on the left The Watcher from ‘Fringe’ ?
Not as old as the other vintage photo, but still creepy none-the-less.
Is it me or does Awkward 2 look like Maggie Gyllenhal?? oops while reading saw someone else noticed too. Well I concur.
Let’s do the time warp again!
- It’s Riff Raff!
This is what happens when your photographer’s gimp breaks out of the closet during the photoshoot…
A bit of genetic drift here.
“Mary was sure that she had found her real parents, but unfortunately it was too late for Walter and Ethel whose dementia left them rather confused about the whole mess…”
Very severe looking.
Looks like the broad in the middle is dropping a log…..
how did ANYONE get laid from the mom and dads era? Conception must have been done through a sheet so they wouldnt’ have to see each other.
Nosferatu family Christmas card?
Er, this is awkward…those are my grandparents.
Jiggy, really? you had three?!? And what did Hercule Poirot call them in to the drawing room to accuse them of?
these people look f***in awesome! they’re probably satanists. or objectivists at least.
the question remains…. which one of these black widows slipped the egg man a lethal dose of Barbiturates? He’s slowly drifting off into the big sleep and they both look guilty as hell.
Looks like the Nazis finally entered the building.
And is that Billy Corrigan?
totally looks like Maggie G. Hilarious!
These people give off the Rosemary’s Baby vibe. All Of Them Witches!!!
“Mother. Who’s the creep?”
Actually, that’s Bess and Margaret Truman posing with a White House aide, because Harry couldn’t make the sitting – was busy firing MacArthur
That’s Maggie Gyllenhaal, alright!
I was totally thinking Kristen Schaal (“Mel,” Flight of the Conchords) when I saw it too!
Heather @ 10:44 am, That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a while. Great job !
Kristen Schaal from the Daily Show, no?
This is actually a picture of three of the same people. The two just have a wig on.
I though Maggie Gyllenhaal too!
It really DOES look like Maggie Gyllenhaal
I believe this is actually art.
What is that man under the sheet with the big black box doing?
Surely that’s Maggie Gyllenhaal??
i thought the SAME thing even before reading the comments…its like the classic version lol!
“Hey whats that over there?”
Definitely!! I had to do a double take!!
Yes and Batman and the Joker just entered the room and distracted them…
sure looks like her!
I was totally going to comment to say the same thing!
Maggie Dopplegangerhaal.
Not all that funny after you read the alt text
But where is Margret’s piano? I say that is Betty Jean Anderson from down the block a ways!
Touche! YOU, good sir/madame or individual of non-determinate gender identity, are QUITE the funny!!!
I’ll second that.
haha. very nice. very nice.
although perhaps even more awkward…