Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10th, 2009

Happy Mother’s Day! - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

(submitted by Andy)

397 Responses to “Happy Mother’s Day!”

  1. Bob J says:

    I’m fapping to this.

  2. hee says:

    Engagement photo.

  3. Bryanna says:

    Oh yeah… that kid in there is going to turn out to be a porn star.

  4. Ani says:

    Dude, keep yur hands off! That’s how she got preggers in the 1st place! And no, I don’t want to watch any more!

  5. Randy says:

    He looks like a Twink!

  6. Lora says:

    Its weird but I kinda like it……

  7. londonlady says:

    marshall mathers iv and hopefully the last

  8. sleaze says:

    Also, not the father.

  9. Wetting myself with laughter. Shame I don’t have any awkward family photos to share, just and awkward family:)

  10. Jewelsgrl says:

    She’s so giving, she’ll give you the shirt right off her back.

  11. hipererotismo says:


  12. Anne says:

    I actually think its sweet to be honest.

  13. Eric Bizzle says:

    gosh…I give those wacky-in-love-that-only-the-young-can-experience kids……about 2 months.

    • Me says:

      Way to prove your ignorance! do you even know them? I do not know them, but I am capable of reading the other posts and knowing that they have been married for 6 years now. But good try! You are probably jealous that you and your wife aren’t good looking enough to do something like this! Get over it! Why doesn’t anyone think that young couples are capable of making nice families???

  14. Lori says:

    why bother wearing pants – you’re half way there.

  15. say says:

    i bet this is the photo she sent to her parents to break the news…

  16. lameness says:

    I like this photo!

  17. dildo says:

    is that eminem?

  18. Robin says:

    I just don’t understand why this picture is on here with the other ones. Is a little on the porno side and I’m sure kids have looked at these pix.

  19. Carol says:

    Is this the photo for their engagement announcement?

  20. JK says:

    I love his eyebrows.

  21. oh man, these pregnant naked couple pics are always so disturbing, and yes, i’ve seen a few similar ones floating around the internet…

  22. kcinokc says:

    I’m with Sevenmack, this is totally her best gay “boyfriend” standing in for her baby daddy. I love the motif, which is sort of Pierre et Gilles meets Glamor Shots Lynchburg.

  23. Miss DJ says:


  24. Miss DJ says:

    Nothing wrong with a pregnant photo

    If this had been done a little more tastefully, maybe a black and white background, it could have work… although their expressions just come across as rather creepy, I’m not sure what it is… I think it’s just the guy’s somewhat feminine appearance (I agree with Girl Thursday on the eyebrow note) as well as the odd lighting on their faces (you only need to look at his tanned body and his blinding white face).

    I could go on about all the things wrong about this photo but that handgrab is an absolute number one no-no. Tacky, tacky, tacky!

  25. betheother says:

    * Cover that bosom that I must not see:
    Souls are wounded by such things.
    * Act III, sc. ii

    Tartuffe (1664), by Moliere

    What a prude America !

    Nice picture by the way.

  26. lora says:

    so will they show this to that kid in her belly and say, “this is what daddy and mommy did to tell everyone about you!”

    awkward moment waiting to happen

  27. Dan says:

    Best. Prom Photo. Ever.

  28. namenotincluded says:

    f**k me he’s hot

  29. Matt says:

    This photo was taken 7 and a half months after prom. That kid is screwed.

  30. Paige says:

    I really think it is a beautiful picture……a pregnant woman is beautiful and nothing wrong with her husband embellishing in the moment.

  31. casey b says:

    are her pants unbuttoned?

  32. derek winton says:

    Does the girl look like adult star jenni lee?

  33. greg says:

    Slim Shady, no!

  34. Intelligence required says:

    Now this is what the internet was created for.

  35. NotALamer says:

    What I find amusing is all you people who think pregnant women aren’t beautiful. Chillun, yer still wet behind the ears; perhaps one day you’ll realise that all your amusing little notions aren’t yours, but have been drilled there by other people. Learn what it means to be human! If you can’t, I suppose.. I suppose it’s better for me, because you’re more likely to just select yourselves right out of the genepool.

  36. Alex says:

    I hope that was not the photo they sent to their mothers’ on mother’s day.. because it is obviously a little too steamy for a mother’s day card.. but besides that I honestly don’t see anything wrong with the picture.. It’s actually kind of inspiring

  37. OldGrayMare says:

    Really poor taste in wardrobe choice for a professional quality photo!

  38. ashetun says:

    I think it is a message to mom to let here know she is going to be a grandmother soon.

    Don’t let your mind wonder.

    — ASH

  39. M says:

    I want to know these people if it’s the last thing I do!

  40. Eleanor says:

    How in the effing world are we supposed to top this?
    I feel like a failure.

  41. Kat says:

    Wow, I was not expecting that when I scrolled down.

  42. pauline says:

    I think this is a beautiful photo.

  43. Stephanie says:

    It looks like eminem and Nicky Hilton…weird

  44. Arana says:

    For me it just a couple that love each other…the last thing I detailed was the hand around. You dirty people!!!!!

  45. Art says:

    Do you think that’s his natural hair color?

  46. Kevin says:

    Jeez. Dude looking a bit like Tom Hanks in Big adds to the other-worldliness.

  47. misty says:

    …i’m so disturbed

  48. Linda says:

    Wow. I’m sure they’re lovely people deep down inside, but…

  49. amy says:

    I don’t know what’s better- the nudity or the “reach around” he’s doing…. That’s one lucky kid in there. I think I see it’s face pressed against the side of her womb…

  50. amanda says:


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