Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10th, 2009

Happy Mother’s Day! - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

(submitted by Andy)

397 Responses to “Happy Mother’s Day!”

  1. Bob J says:

    I’m fapping to this.

  2. hee says:

    Engagement photo.

  3. Bryanna says:

    Oh yeah… that kid in there is going to turn out to be a porn star.

  4. Ani says:

    Dude, keep yur hands off! That’s how she got preggers in the 1st place! And no, I don’t want to watch any more!

  5. Randy says:

    He looks like a Twink!

  6. Lora says:

    Its weird but I kinda like it……

  7. londonlady says:

    marshall mathers iv and hopefully the last

  8. sleaze says:

    Also, not the father.

  9. Wetting myself with laughter. Shame I don’t have any awkward family photos to share, just and awkward family:)

  10. Jewelsgrl says:

    She’s so giving, she’ll give you the shirt right off her back.

  11. hipererotismo says:


  12. Anne says:

    I actually think its sweet to be honest.

  13. Eric Bizzle says:

    gosh…I give those wacky-in-love-that-only-the-young-can-experience kids……about 2 months.

    • Me says:

      Way to prove your ignorance! do you even know them? I do not know them, but I am capable of reading the other posts and knowing that they have been married for 6 years now. But good try! You are probably jealous that you and your wife aren’t good looking enough to do something like this! Get over it! Why doesn’t anyone think that young couples are capable of making nice families???

  14. Lori says:

    why bother wearing pants – you’re half way there.

  15. say says:

    i bet this is the photo she sent to her parents to break the news…

  16. lameness says:

    I like this photo!

  17. dildo says:

    is that eminem?

  18. Robin says:

    I just don’t understand why this picture is on here with the other ones. Is a little on the porno side and I’m sure kids have looked at these pix.

  19. Carol says:

    Is this the photo for their engagement announcement?

  20. JK says:

    I love his eyebrows.

  21. oh man, these pregnant naked couple pics are always so disturbing, and yes, i’ve seen a few similar ones floating around the internet…

  22. kcinokc says:

    I’m with Sevenmack, this is totally her best gay “boyfriend” standing in for her baby daddy. I love the motif, which is sort of Pierre et Gilles meets Glamor Shots Lynchburg.

  23. Miss DJ says:


  24. Miss DJ says:

    Nothing wrong with a pregnant photo

    If this had been done a little more tastefully, maybe a black and white background, it could have work… although their expressions just come across as rather creepy, I’m not sure what it is… I think it’s just the guy’s somewhat feminine appearance (I agree with Girl Thursday on the eyebrow note) as well as the odd lighting on their faces (you only need to look at his tanned body and his blinding white face).

    I could go on about all the things wrong about this photo but that handgrab is an absolute number one no-no. Tacky, tacky, tacky!

  25. betheother says:

    * Cover that bosom that I must not see:
    Souls are wounded by such things.
    * Act III, sc. ii

    Tartuffe (1664), by Moliere

    What a prude America !

    Nice picture by the way.

  26. lora says:

    so will they show this to that kid in her belly and say, “this is what daddy and mommy did to tell everyone about you!”

    awkward moment waiting to happen

  27. Dan says:

    Best. Prom Photo. Ever.

  28. namenotincluded says:

    f**k me he’s hot

  29. Matt says:

    This photo was taken 7 and a half months after prom. That kid is screwed.

  30. Paige says:

    I really think it is a beautiful picture……a pregnant woman is beautiful and nothing wrong with her husband embellishing in the moment.

  31. casey b says:

    are her pants unbuttoned?

  32. derek winton says:

    Does the girl look like adult star jenni lee?

  33. greg says:

    Slim Shady, no!

  34. Intelligence required says:

    Now this is what the internet was created for.

  35. NotALamer says:

    What I find amusing is all you people who think pregnant women aren’t beautiful. Chillun, yer still wet behind the ears; perhaps one day you’ll realise that all your amusing little notions aren’t yours, but have been drilled there by other people. Learn what it means to be human! If you can’t, I suppose.. I suppose it’s better for me, because you’re more likely to just select yourselves right out of the genepool.

  36. Alex says:

    I hope that was not the photo they sent to their mothers’ on mother’s day.. because it is obviously a little too steamy for a mother’s day card.. but besides that I honestly don’t see anything wrong with the picture.. It’s actually kind of inspiring

  37. OldGrayMare says:

    Really poor taste in wardrobe choice for a professional quality photo!

  38. ashetun says:

    I think it is a message to mom to let here know she is going to be a grandmother soon.

    Don’t let your mind wonder.

    – ASH

  39. M says:

    I want to know these people if it’s the last thing I do!

  40. Eleanor says:

    How in the effing world are we supposed to top this?
    I feel like a failure.

  41. Kat says:

    Wow, I was not expecting that when I scrolled down.

  42. pauline says:

    I think this is a beautiful photo.

  43. Stephanie says:

    It looks like eminem and Nicky Hilton…weird

  44. Arana says:

    For me it just a couple that love each other…the last thing I detailed was the hand around. You dirty people!!!!!

  45. Art says:

    Do you think that’s his natural hair color?

  46. Kevin says:

    Jeez. Dude looking a bit like Tom Hanks in Big adds to the other-worldliness.

  47. misty says:

    …i’m so disturbed

  48. Linda says:

    Wow. I’m sure they’re lovely people deep down inside, but…

  49. amy says:

    I don’t know what’s better- the nudity or the “reach around” he’s doing…. That’s one lucky kid in there. I think I see it’s face pressed against the side of her womb…

  50. amanda says:


  51. Shatzi says:

    OMG, I’m traumatized for life.

  52. Tournevis says:

    You beat me to it!

  53. Marcia says:

    Holy s*&t. That is so wrong, there is no way to make it right. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS OK??? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? WOULD YOU WANT TO EVER ASSOCIATE WITH THEM???

  54. chicki says:

    And here I thought this picture was revolting!! Dear God in heaven I am so damaged from that link’s photo, ewwwwwwwwwww!!

  55. dude says:

    Jeepers. Wish I were at work instead of home and bored! Clicking that link made me want to get snipped! Thanx!

  56. Allison says:

    HOLY HELL…that was a shock to my system and I WAS EATING!!! NOT NICE!

  57. laughinoutloud says:

    ROFL… OH NO!!!! Yours definitely beats the one on here by far

  58. LewScannon says:

    I thought that, too. “Hey Mom and Dad! Look what we’re doing that you said not to!”

  59. Oona says:

    ditto to that!

  60. nora says:

    bahahah true that

  61. Couldn’t have said it better than that XD

  62. Dude says:

    I’m not saying pregnant women aren’t “beautiful” in their own way, but having sex with pregnant women [that aren't yours] is great way to get yourself eliminated from the gene pool.

  63. chicki says:

    oh please pregnant women are beautiful, fully clothed and glowing. Save the nudity for the father of the baby. I am human and that is why human’s wear clothes and animals go around naked.

  64. legalize everything says:

    There’s nothing wrong with pregnant women, per se. I think the point is if they were fully clothed and of legal age and his hair wasn’t bleached Eminem blond and they didn’t look like brother and sister and it didn’t look like they paid off their friend who works at the Sears Portrait studio with a case of beer if he’d take this photo after the store closed, this would actually be a lovely photo. Or at least less creepy.

  65. Totally in It!! says:

    That my darling you have been trained to say….good for you not having an original thought. Luckily, I will not be adding to the genepool there are enough breeders to do it for me.

  66. Jewelsgrl says:

    that made me snort!

  67. Totally in It!! says:

    That is the best comment yet…winner right here folks!!!

  68. Bobby Five says:

    No child left behind

  69. HeatherMac says:

    You’re right! The brows! The BROWS! That, and the overly-coiffed blond hair make me wonder if someone didn’t dare him to do this. The whole image makes me shudder a little bit.

  70. Debbi says:

    Despite the superficial resemblance, I think/hope that she was joking. This appears to be the blog of a perfectly sane Canadian woman who works in the fashion industry…and wouldn’t style herself so WT unless it was a joke.

  71. kim says:

    Thanks for that! How weird for you thought to just stumble on to all of this…

  72. Christina says:

    OMG that comment you made right there, Karl… that just made my day.

  73. mommyx2 says:

    OMG…that’s the funniest sh** I’ve ever read. I think I almost just choked to death laughing so hard.

  74. Xtina says:

    I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard!

  75. laughinoutloud says:

    OMG…. can’t stop laughing at your comment

  76. Suze says:


    1. Ditto
    2. Ditto
    3. Ditto
    4. Major Ditto. I wonder when someone else was going to mention that.
    5. Major ditto again, she looks incredibly young.
    6. Grabbing his “sister’s butt”??
    7. Keeping her pants on would have prevented the pregnancy
    8. Ditto
    10. Anne and Amy are both so right about Garden of Eden, as I was scrolling down, garden of eden was my first thought until I saw they were wearing pants.

  77. Suze says:


    We want juicy details. Tell us the story behind the picture! Enquiring minds want to know!

  78. Rachel says:

    Nah, they’re still probably waiting for “the right time” to get married.

  79. GFunk says:

    Best! ^

  80. Nobody says:

    …like when her dad show up at his door with a shotgun…?

  81. Totally in It!! says:


  82. Totally in It!! says:

    Yes, yes they are….I know trust me I am just as confused as you.

  83. danfo says:


  84. Rocko says:

    Yah, he could have put his hand on the small of her back, or hip, but no, he went for the butt-cup.

  85. TheWrathOfOliverKhan says:

    A little on the porno side? Is this your first day on the Internet?

  86. alicia says:

    i lol’d.

  87. Xtina says:

    You must not be a Republican.

  88. Jenitalia says:


  89. laughinoutloud says:


  90. IndigoRose says:


  91. AccountsReceivable says:

    Word. The irony police should be arrested… (yesss!!)

  92. Olivia says:

    hahahahahah!! yes!

  93. Alison says:

    haha! That’s hilarious.

  94. TK says:

    I noticed that too!! Good eye!!

  95. Terry says:

    Did the dad want to go topless? Did anyone take into consideration the photographer? They probably told them to go topless, and for him to put his hand there. They don’t look extremely comfortable or natural in pose.

  96. Andrew says:

    LMAO!!!!! niiice

  97. Teri says:

    ummmmm…..does anyone know the definition of irony??????? apparently not everyone.

  98. Teri says:

    SPOT ON PERFECT!!!!!! You NAILED it!

  99. photogirl says:

    YES. my thoughts exactly.

  100. flipper says:

    I second that!

  101. xandria says:


  102. dave says:

    LOL!!!! 10,000% correct!!!

  103. beansmcgee says:

    HAHAAHa! tru dat. best comment ever

  104. The grandmother says:

    This is a beauitful picture-You need a brain-This couple are very good parents and are very proud of the love they have for each other. This was a very happy time for them. they made me a very happy grandmother. This was a personal picture that was taken and put on this site. whoever thinks this picture is something other than the love they share, needs to grow up!!!!!

  105. The grandmother says:

    He has this picture on his wall he loved it

  106. Audi Flann says:

    people always b**** and complain on message boards, i think this picture is so cute! i would really consider doing it if i ever get pregnant. breast aren’t gross, sex isn’t gross, and being pregnant def isn’t. the back drop is the only slightly awkward thing about it :)

  107. Old lady says:

    Give me a break you are a prude. This is artfully and tastefully done. Such a beautiful work of art. Sweet, happy innocent. A young family’s beginning.

  108. Kylithara says:

    The Dad in the photo just said earlier that they have been married for 6 years…:-/

  109. Soquel says:

    Sense this photo.. not before it.. duh!

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