They’re back… and this time, they’re relaxed.
(submitted by anonymous)
You KNOW they have a Camaro. And a Firebird up on blocks out back.
I wonder how the son feels about this photo now? I wonder if a younger sibling submitted this for a laugh.
betcha thier aqua net bill was HUGE
It’s so wrong and so not right!
I seriously want to know who this family is and what they look like now!!!
10 minutes after all the aerosol hair spray was used for this photo, global warming started…
AWE poor kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy used to work on the docks……..
This calls for an Awkward Hair category!
*gasp* this is truly breath-taking portrait. he is an alpha male lion (at the top of the composition of the photo; the apex of familial hierarchy) with a magnificent mane posing with his pride. and what a proud pride! the lioness with her frosted pearlescent lips and and the cheeky cub with a dimpled chin and bleached tips (!). how much product/teasing/blow-drying went into maintaining these spectacular hair styles?! they must have their own private hole in the ozone layer…
HOLLYY GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE FAMILY!
Hilarious! These folks are already kicking themselves for the 80′s!
Their from NJ aren’t they!
Business in the front; party in the back
And how in that case to act?
Why did guys with haystack hair like that, always have a massive tangle of chest hair as well?
That’s right – I’m looking at you, Paul Stanley…
I just found this website from another blog and this is hysterical! OMG….so 80s!!! LOL
The mother looks like she stood too close to a large explosion of some sort and she is still in a state of shock.
Liono! Cheetara! By thundara……..!!!!!!!!
A haircut the whole family can enjoy!
oh, I remember the puffy bangs….
oh my God!
This is 100% awesome.
ha…what is really funny is that it looks like he teased his chest hair too…they are truly committed to the look and i commend them for that
as hilarious as outrageous as this family is, you eventually realize… that is one incredibly adorable kid!
It’s a damn Lion King!
I want to find good pop music. Help me please.
Yes laugh now – But in 20years time when we see photo’s of all the Emo’s, who will be laughing then??
Heck, I laugh at all the Emo’s now!
This family clearly kept every hair spray manufacturer from filing bankruptcy in the 1980s, and dare I say, 1990s
Hairspray = Global Warming!
For the mid-80′s era, they’ve got to be wearing either parachute pants or straight-leg acid-washed jeans (cosmetically ripped) with cowboy oots. I’m betting that Tommy would sometimes wear a bolo-tie with that shirt, too. ;-P
I have straiqht-leq ripped acid wash jeans o.O
I have no hair, I can not say nothing…
One of my girlfriends back in the 80s had major Aqua-Net issues and lit her bangs on fire once while lighting a bowl. It was tough to get the flames out ‘cuz I was laughing hysterically, but I rolled her around a bit and there wasn’t too much damage. Is that wrong?
omg, this made me laugh almost as hard as the photo…
If loving that story is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I would assume this picture isn’t current for those of you that think so.
I think they should start a 80′s hairband.
I smell Drakkar Noir.
Hi, Congratulations to the site owner for this marvelous work you’ve done. It has lots of useful and interesting data.
Fabio and Family!
Joe Dirt got married.
Tommy and Tanya? let me guess…the kid’s name is Tyler, isn’t it?
By George, he looks like Fabio.
He totally does!! I KNEW he looked familliar XDD
I’m friends with Tommy (yes, that IS his name!) on Facebook. Very cool guy who loves the new fame from AFP!
Hey Steve, I am almost convinced I know this family, well, I mean I think I went to HS or middle school with one or both of them. I live in upstate NY and I am dying to know where they are from!!! I am on FB too. I wish there was a way for you to tell me without it being so public. I’m not even sure you’ll see this since it’s so far after your comment. HELP!
YES!!!!! The 80′s is back,,,,and i LOVE it!!!!
lmao!!! THAT POOR KID THERE MAKIN THERE KID STUCK IN THE 80S HES GONNA BE CALLED NAMES.GIVE THE KID A REAL HAIRCUT!!!!! NOT THE JOE DIRT LOOK COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just impressed that the kid sat still long enough to get the hairdo.
When I did wild stuff with my hair, it took forever.
I would stand with my head down, hair dryer pointing up & Vidal Sasoon styling fix. I NEVER used aqua-net!!!
Oh my god! I just totally started crying cause I was laughing so hard!
Does anyone else think the kid looks like the kid from “The Road Warrior”. I really think it is the same kid.
not even close
He/she looks just like “little Joe Dirt”!
That’s not a mullet. That’s some 80′s big hair. The mullet was short/close on side and top, long in the back.
“Business in the front. Par-tay in the back!”
business in the front and hair that should not be there in the back
HA! I’ve never heard that one before.I’m going to use that one for now on. Good job!
I’m pretty sure my mother-in-law still has that hair cut, we call it the flying seagulls look.
Oh my God, can we please have more “where are they now” awkward family photos? I love this!
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