Breathless

May 17th, 2009

Breathless - Engagement

 

Remember your first kiss? Well, these two NEVER will.

(submitted by Hillary)

61 Responses to “Breathless”

  1. Isabella says:

    hey everyone that doesn’t understand! look at RegUS_PatOff_2000′s post.
    They won’t remember their first kiss because the photographer took the pic too early and didn’t get their actual kiss.
    Get it now people??????

  2. Alex says:

    What? This is a totally sweet pic.

  3. Bryan says:

    Ok, here’s the deal.

    Someone took a pic of the girl, the guy and pasted it all together on a computer.

    First clue is that their lips aren’t even CLOSE to matching up… he’s closer to sucking her nose than he is to kissing her!

    Second… there is an EXTRA ARM in the picture…

    • K says:

      Extra arm? How many arms do you expect them to have?

      • nobody_special says:

        There isn’t an extra arm in this pic. The only are that we can see is her arm coming out of the black sleeve, which is against the black background. Poor photography choice, IMO.

    • THIS IS MY BROTHER AND HIS SOON TO BE WIFE! THEY ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPED! This picture is so sweet! I was present during the photo session! you guys need to find somethin better to do with your time than invent bull**** about people you dont know! Jerks!

  4. Cookie22 says:

    WHATS THE FUNNY THINGY? Im sorry.. it dont make sense

  5. home says:

    what? i’m confused? what’s photoshopped about this? is that the awkward part? explaaaaaaain someone please

  6. BluePlum says:

    Something looks photo shopped about this photo.

  7. BluePlum says:

    This is a very nice photo…not awkward in my opinion.

  8. Nolan says:

    Closer… closer… there! Now hold that pose.

  9. M says:

    Lol how twilight is this?

  10. alvareo says:

    I think it’s sarcasm.

  11. motaboy says:

    going in the passion kiss, gary suddenly remembered he forgot to shave this morning. should he risk it?

  12. sam says:

    what? what. look, i am a photographer, there’s nothing awkward about their pose. common.

  13. Jeff says:

    “Hold still while I bite that booger out of your nose.”

  14. peach says:

    i think this is adorable, personally.

  15. Horace says:

    Edward cullen and bella swan? is that you?

  16. derek says:

    I think the comment should be “forget your first kiss?”, implying that the awkwardness in this picture would suggest that this is their first kiss. watch the wedding episode of 17 kids and counting if you want to see the most awkward first kiss on record

  17. bravo says:

    can I please eat your nose….PLEASE????

  18. sandifay says:

    Mmmmm. Love.

  19. Shane says:

    The joke is…

    They wont have their kiss because HE is going to MISS her lips…He is going to kiss her nose…

  20. NdP says:

    It means the two (in the context of this photo) will be eternally reaching for each other’s lips and therefore the kiss will never become a reality. In my opinion.

  21. Jacque says:

    Waht is so awkward about this? I just don’t get it. Why won’t they remember thier 1st kiss? Or was that with sarcasism? Oh well.

  22. RabbitLiver says:

    Does it fit here? I mean .. is this photo awkward? I really dont get it… (i’m from europe maybe it is the case..)

  23. Lógico que eles jamais irão esquecer… não teve pois as napas atrapalharam
    auhua

  24. Shannon says:

    I can only imagine if one or the other has bad breath. That’s not romantic. In fact I don’t see how people can make out and not be grossed out. A lot of people have really bad breath and hygiene problems.

  25. Roheezy says:

    Seriously people, I don’t know what’s not to get. Maybe the caption could have been a little better. However, it’s a terrible picture. I know, for a fact, that guy didn’t want to be there at all and that’s an embarrassing picture for him.

    I’ve been that guy who’s girlfriend made to go the photo studio with. It’s a life changing experience. You think family photos are bad, this stuff is way worse.

  26. rachel says:

    this is stupid. i want the last three mins of my life back

  27. Tayná says:

    not fun..!

  28. simon says:

    Sarah Conner

  29. The Nose Knows says:

    I KNEW it!!! You stopped at a bar on the way to the photographer’s, didn’t you? I can smell the beer on your breath!

  30. Jeneva says:

    I mean he’s sporting the 5 o’clock shadow, she’s got some strange early 90′s looking vest on…

  31. grimey says:

    I think he’s gonna pork her!

  32. Carla says:

    I thinks it’s supposed to imply that they are sleeping….. other than that, I have no clue either.

  33. diana moore says:

    it looks like they are going to makeout with each others noses.

  34. RegUS_PatOff_2000 says:

    Oh… NOW I get it …

    They won’t remember their first kiss …

    because the photographer clicked TOO EARLY

  35. QuestionEvil says:

    mmmmmm…. Garlic.

  36. John says:

    I don’t get it!

  37. QuestionEvil says:

    Smell you later.

  38. Tim says:

    …guess it IS true: No S’mint…no kiss!

  39. DaisyGirl says:

    Is that Alicia Silverston before she was “Clueless”?

  40. Gui says:

    me neither… #fail

  41. Smokalot-BR says:

    Why!? o.O

  42. Alexandre says:

    Me lembro sim,hoje com 54 anos trago na lembrança o primeiro beijo.Foi encostado numa Kombi acreditam,com 13 anos.Bons tempos

  43. Heather says:

    nunununununu Eskimo kisses. Do you know if you take garlic pills even your nose breath stinks. Trust.

  44. Maj Korner says:

    I don’t get it, I might be stupid but please explain!

  45. Malin says:

    I really don’t get it!

  46. Lori says:

    get a room!

  47. 1986 says:

    I don’t get it.

  48. Larissa says:

    Naum entendi … como pq naum ?

  49. Jewelsgrl says:

    Is he smelling her?

  50. callboy says:

    why not?

  51. preciousdiamond says:

    Yeah, I think you caught on to what they were trying to say.

  52. Crazy Frog says:

    Thank you for making it clear! :D

  53. ucgrim says:

    it took you 3 mins to read all these posts? @@”

  54. ana says:

    that means if you dont have a photo of your first kiss you wont remember it? thats nonsense

    well.. if they mean NOBODY remembers their first kiss because it is irrelevant you have something..

    but i remember my first kiss and i dont have a photo of it, so i dont think thats funny!

  55. chickmunkey says:

    he’s not in position to kiss her! he’s smelling her first and deciding if he wants to or not

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