The Lenscrafters

May 20th, 2009

The Lenscrafters - Family Portrait


She never stood a chance.

78 Responses to “The Lenscrafters”

  1. lagrange says:

    smile and say “bi-focals”!

  2. Jess says:

    I’m the only one in my family that doesn’t have glasses and I was really premature so my eyes were still closed when I was born. I was just at the eye dr yesterday because I have never got them checked before. One nurse told me I was disgustingly healthy. lol

  3. motaboy says:

    i guess you don’t have to have red hair to be the step-child

  4. Nobody says:

    Poor little girl… the other family members make fun of her for having perfect vision. She’s like Marilyn Munster…

  5. dilligaf says:

    it’s only a matter of time

  6. wyndham says:

    the kids are still straining to figure out where the camera is.

  7. frazzlesnazzle says:


  8. Yavanna says:

    Best of all are the comments on the pictures.

  9. Tristan says:

    That little girl will be wearing glasses. Just wait.

  10. brittany says:

    hahahaha that caption is great

  11. Etraking says:

    In other news the crippling shortage of glass in the country is set to worsen with the newest member of the Huxtable family set to go for her first eye check

  12. Karin says:

    Bingo: TOO true! haa!

  13. vince says:

    …… of these things just doesnt belong here!

  14. housemonkey says:

    This is a local shop for local people, there’s nothing for you here!

  15. stezton says:

    Within the year I bet the baby had glasses, too!

  16. ImyerHuckelberry says:

    The Irony here is………They’re Carrot Farmers.

  17. bravo says:

    sooner or later the Johnson saved up enough money for lasic. Sorry boys 🙂 But guess what? moms pregnant!

  18. Sweet Tea says:

    They’re adorable.

  19. name says:

    why is the dad’s face bright red?

  20. RockitQueen says:

    They all seem to be wearing those novelty glasses with the eyes painted on, like the mom in the lederhosen picture.

  21. Alleniado says:

    The baby girls is anxiously wainting to be just like the others!
    She must be the black sheep or the lucky one who’s not gonna wear those
    “lovely” “better-sight-provider”…

  22. K says:

    The kid on the far right was in Jerry McQwire! Jonathan Somethingorother.

  23. illeatabugonadare says:

    Obviously those are safety glasses. (The little girl’s a spitter.)

  24. Lucas says:

    The girl was abducted for sure.

  25. dlf says:

    I think I went to school with the kid on the right – totally NOT kidding!!!

  26. jonnie says:

    Is this Martin Star’s (of Freaks and Geeks fame) family?

  27. Lori says:

    speaking as a girl who wore glasses at a very young age, this little girl ripped her glasses off just as the shot was taken. smart girl.

  28. TQ says:

    Is this an Al Franken family photo taken when he was young perhaps?

  29. Kat says:

    Looks like the dad just passed his glasses down to the sons……

  30. Jeff says:

    Bully: “HEY, FOUR EYES!”
    All: “Yeah?!?!?”

  31. DK says:

    This family has really lost their focus

  32. gobalt says:

    got gasses?

    get it??

  33. Eric says:

    This site is really mean……..and maybe the funniest thing I have seen in five years.

  34. Andi says:

    One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong.

  35. Evilbeagle says:

    I felt like I was looking at one of those “One of these kids is doing his own thing…” segments on Sesame Street.

  36. Gary says:

    In the country of spectacles the two-eyed girl is Queen.

  37. Turd Ferguson says:

    The mom’s glasses are HUGE!! The frames are nearly an inch above her eyebrows, it’s like she’s wearing the safety goggles from her meat processing plant job.

  38. Mick says:

    Jeez, they must buy windex in bulk….

  39. DK says:

    It was from this photo that little Melissa realized she was adopted.

  40. Christopher says:

    I like how the little girl is smirking, as if she knows she’s the one that has bucked the odds and been born with 20/20 vision.

  41. Señor_Citizen says:

    The stigma of astigmatism touches all of us.
    Won’t you help with a tax-deductible donation today?

  42. Shannon says:

    That’s sad. The baby will be next. It’s hereditary.

  43. Judy says:

    I hope they get a bulk discount…

  44. gary says:

    is that bill watterson?!?!?

  45. Pierre says:

    So this is what would have happened had Kip not married LaFawndah.

  46. bingo says:

    look at all those hipsters.

  47. Tim says:

    Even as a baby, Melissa dared to be different…

  48. Roheezy says:

    I’d put glasses on her anyway. So what if her eyes are fine, have pride in your family!!

  49. Funnysister says:

    The baby girl must have been a cousin or neighbor.

  50. Funnysister says:

    The baby girl must have been a neighbor.

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