Malcolm in the Middle

May 29th, 2009

Malcolm in the Middle - Family Portrait

(submitted by Angelina)

74 Responses to “Malcolm in the Middle”

  1. Dws32 says:

    This lady was a teacher. The entire family is very nice. I think it’s a great picture. We’ve all had the “over-posed” photos before, right?

  2. Leena says:

    The daughters are super cute! But I’m kinda concerned about one of them,

  3. Tam/Ron says:

    It looks so cramped because when the photographer switched from the vertical directory pose, he or she did not re-arrange the family for the horizontal shot. This is my pet peeve, I used to work for this company (I recognize the background) and now I hire and train photographers for another directory company.

  4. Amanda says:

    I know the brother! Knowing him, this is hilarious.

  5. claire says:

    4 some reason is see miley cyrus in the youngest girl but she is very CUTE!!

  6. Anne says:

    Looks like someone tried to PhotoShop the red-eye out of the little girl’s right eye. Either that, or she’s got a black grape stuck in her eye. Cute family, though.

  7. Summer says:

    Oddams Family Values…the movie. See it a theater near you!

  8. neanerneaner says:

    I’m guessing their mail man is 5’9″ or taller.

  9. Angie says:

    It’s like the little girl is saying “yeah, this is my family…but what can you do?”

  10. James says:

    Pretty obvious who holds the dominant genes….

  11. KyGirl says:

    I would LOVE to know where this family lives b/c the dad looks sooooo familiar to me!

  12. SlimJim says:

    Those kids never had a chance! LOL

  13. Patric says:

    The daughters are super cute! But I’m kinda concerned about one of them, I wonder if she has some hands or something. As for the brothers, I think the bangs looks great! Kinda Zac but black version

  14. CheekySheDevil says:

    The real Addams Family…

  15. Defiance412 says:

    well… i wonder who the adopted one is

  16. Salki says:

    …Why is the son’s pupils staring upward? Kinda creeps me out…

  17. rachel says:

    i like the little girl’s uneven chubby cheeks :D

  18. Jackers and Milk says:

    Who has gas?

  19. Diddy says:

    Hello peeps.. He is a foot taller than the dad and looks nothing like him either.. He’s Malcolm..

  20. John says:

    Moe Howard called. He wants his haircut back.

  21. Jenn H says:

    …one of these things is not like the others…

  22. shelley says:

    i don’t get it; no one looks like a malcom in the middle character. and the picture isn’t even that bad.

  23. Susan says:

    They are awkwardly cute. The tall guy in the back has the same mouth as the little girl at front. But, yes, he is gigantically tall compared to the rest.

  24. Jelly says:

    I think the reason this may have been submitted as awkward is the obvious contrast between the tall son and the father…..obviously not looking like any of the rest of the family. Jenny!!!!!!

  25. Sue says:

    It looks like this family adopted Arj Barker.

  26. Alison says:

    One awkward aspect is that the older boy with black hair looks different from the rest of them. Maybe he’s the Manny or something. (male nanny)

  27. Ed_Mann_on_Percussion says:

    My first thought was that it could be the picture sleeve for a Dead Kennedy’s EP.

  28. Grainne says:

    what an adorable little girl. i think the awkwardness is in the cramped pose.

  29. bowl winkle says:

    Awkwardness is in the eye of the beholder

  30. famguyluv says:

    the littlie girl sooooo adorable!!!!

  31. Nyria says:

    The little girl is sooo cute.

  32. Josh says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the dad looks like George W. Bush?

  33. Another Person says:

    LOL @ sir jorge. Ha!

  34. A Person says:

    There’s something not quite right and downright creepy about this family photo…. it looks like it was tampered with and someone or something got photoshopped in there. Huh… maybe it’s just me.

    • Beth says:

      I agree. It looks like the young guy’s right eye (his right eye, but on our left) was tampered with in MS Paint or something.

      • Anne says:

        It could just be they did a bad job digitally removing the red eye.

        • molwol says:

          I think it’s because someone did a bad job of trimming his bangs and they’re crooked.

          • Bodene says:

            I think they had the hair light above and to photog’s right. The boy’s hair is shading his left eye but not his right. That’s why the right eye is so bright.

  35. J in Ky says:

    It’s families like this one that bring joy to my heart.

  36. Señor_Citizen says:

    The only thing that would make this better would be if they were all holding compound bows.

  37. sir jorge says:

    i swear that middle kid used to work with me back in college

  38. Luz says:

    The little girl is cute.

  39. stawker says:

    I thought intangible awkwardness was just a legend.

  40. lala says:

    The dad is awesome.

  41. monica aguliar says:

    cute family. not sure why this is awkward?

  42. jenneliz says:

    i don’t get it? which one is malcom in the middle? the son? the dad? this doesn’t seem awkward at all…

  43. rwblake says:

    Why are the two girls not smiling?
    And why does Dad and son creep me out so much?

    • yo gabi gabi says:

      you know how people’s eyes in photos can follow you.. these eyes are creepier cuz hey all look right passed you..

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