Awkward Family Album Cover

June 2nd, 2009

We’ve got doubts.

(submitted by Anthony)

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95 Responses to “Awkward Family Album Cover”

  1. Annie says:

    actually, I do like the younger girl’s glasses.

    • Whott says:

      They looked exactly that dorky on me, too. I thought they were a big improvement over the pale blue cat-eye glasses I got when I was about 6.

  2. SLC says:

    i’ve got compound bows but you don’t hear me going on about it…

    • hillbilly85 says:

      yea for compounds bow!

    • big_pimping88 says:

      I dont have a compount bow, can I have you’rs?

    • Selena says:

      Please inform me the originatiion of the compound bow comments. I feel out of the loop. I want to play with the cool kids. : ) Oh, and this picture, they are rockin’ the pink double knit.

      • Weelki says:

        Look at all the comments for the post ‘The Van Helsings’ and all shall be revealed ;) Look under the section ‘Most Popular Posts’ for a quick link to this thread.

        NOTE TO SITE ADMIN: That’s a good point, you should create a link on the main page paying homage to the humble compound bow and why it is often quoted in different threads.

  3. Jessica says:

    to funny love it!!!!!

  4. steve says:

    looks like photoshop to me

  5. SLC says:

    and i’ve got compound bows. everyone’s a winner.

  6. Dave says:

    The gal on the left looks like the actress who played Jan Brady in the Brady Bunch movies. Marcia Marcia Marcia!

  7. Lucas says:

    They will need….

  8. Joe Roach says:

    The girl on the left should have a crossbow and the girl on the right would look hot with a compound bow

  9. Glenn says:

    That Hot!!!

  10. heather says:

    You shouldn’t.

  11. Joey says:

    I have no words…

  12. magnifying says:

    The girl with the glasses and the button on her… dress. “I´ve got confidence AND an attitude”. We´ve got no doubts.

  13. Tim says:

    …and who said The Shaggs were the only original girl band out there?

  14. Amice says:

    Matching double-knit? Always awkward!

  15. Jenny says:

    Oh dear Lord… and the strategically placed buttons. It’s all just too much…

  16. RaleighRob says:

    Let me guess….Gospel?

  17. Glenn S says:

    That’s hott!

  18. Glenn says:

    Hott Thats!!!

  19. slowboy81 says:

    I like turtles

  20. Cat says:

    This also belongs in the unnecessary quotes blog.

  21. Egor Kloos says:

    The Glasses okay, but the pink knitwear is never coming back!

  22. Oo yeah says:

    In the words of Steven Tyler and Aerosmith:

    Pink – it’s the color of passion
    `Cause today it just goes with the fashion

  23. David says:

    ***Any comments that are offensive to the point of being viciously personal, racist, homophobic, exceedingly profane, violent or too graphic in nature won’t be posted. We want to keep this site a friendly place to be awkward. Thanks!*** afp
    ——————————————————————————–
    should someone be taking their own advice here AFP?

  24. auximenes says:

    Isn’t this a music album cover? Look at the ‘Stereo’ insignia at the bottom left. Does this really qualify as an Awkward Family Photo?

  25. Shannon says:

    This looks about the late 1960s, early 70s. “I’ve got confidence.” Was that some kind of thing for women’s lib?

  26. Ray says:

    The hair, the dresses, the colors…welcome back to the 70’s!

  27. tracy says:

    i wonder if “i’ve got confidence” was the standard title for the magazine choice? why couldn’t they pick, “i’ve got style” ??

  28. Señor_Citizen says:

    The one on the right…
    Karen Carpenter?
    I could be wrong.

  29. itsme88 says:

    Gotta love the 60’s and 70’s.

  30. El Kev says:

    Anybody remember the picture a week or so back that had the girl holding the birthday cake, only to have another girl staring (very upset looking) out the window? Well, this kind of reminds me of that.

  31. Maya B. says:

    Those dresses look familiar…Simplicity pattern #VO185?

  32. Brock says:

    Best concept album of it’s time.

  33. SamP says:

    I collect bad album covers and have to say this is one of the best i’ve seen is ages! Pleeeeease let me have it!!! I’ll pay!!!! :-D

  34. dusty says:

    i have confidence in this confidence, without a doubt.

  35. Rachalrg says:

    LOVE the subtitle! LMAO!

    enough with the stupid cross/compound bows….it’s ridiculous..geez

  36. Vanessa says:

    I am definately going to start sending you some Portuguese Family Album Covers. They are Awkward AND Disturbing, all of them!

  37. Scooby butt says:

    One of these two is related to The Lenscrafters. Can you guess which one?

  38. big_pimping88 says:

    Is that you Kari?

  39. Jan Brady says:

    This album is dreeeaaammy!

  40. Ksue says:

    Oh my. I REMEMBER wearing those horrid barrettes! Too bad I don’t have a picture. Who was the fool who invented THOSE things?

  41. Ellen says:

    hey, who said you could release this picture of me and my sister in out early 70’s get-up?????

  42. CrypticHill says:

    lmao

  43. Stacey says:

    This is scary as hell!

  44. wreck says:

    I think I saw these cats open up for Black Sabbath.

  45. Indy Dave says:

    Looks like they just fell through the stairs up to their deck.

  46. Indy Dave says:

    “I’ve got confidence!”, but noooooooooooo stylist!

  47. Tim says:

    …so I’m thinking this album ISN’T available on iTunes.

  48. Julie says:

    Even confidence will not help you in this case.

  49. Rebecca says:

    It’s easier to get your gangsta rap under the PMRC radar when you’ve got a stealth album cover like this…

  50. Automne says:

    Actually, the younger one would be vintage hip today, with the glasses and the pink knit dress that actually is kind of cute if you make the front ribbon a little less ostentatious.

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