What About Bob?

June 4th, 2009

What About Bob? - Dad

“This is my friend Laura’s family. Her dad – Bob – has been known to call her cell phone with the greeting, “Laura, Bob here..”, even though he’s calling his own daughter. Here’s the caption that’s on her Facebook: “Our Christmas gift from Uncle Bruce…I am soooo upset that I didn’t have room in my suitcase to bring it back with me :(”

The shirts have the following printed on them:

Dad: “BOB – The Man, The Myth, The Legend”
Mom: “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with BOB”
Daughter (Laura): “BOB’s Daughter”
Son: “BOB’s Son”

(submitted by Kelli)

131 Responses to “What About Bob?”

  1. Jamie says:

    I think the numbers on their shirts are their ages.

  2. Alan says:

    Bob’s daughter is unbelievably cute.

  3. MST says:

    Maybe they had a typo when they printed the shirts and left out an “o”

  4. Ross says:

    Mom’s shirt is pretty explicit if taken the wrong way.

  5. Her shirt says
    “Its lonely at the top, but if I had a compound bow, I would shoot Bob in the gullet”

  6. Robert says:

    Where can I get these sweatshirts?!

  7. Jeneva says:

    is that a poop on the lower right?

    that’s an awful lot of tea lights on the mantle… fire hazard in bob’s house!!

  8. steve says:

    Bob wanted to use his last name of Gerwicktenstoinziner but his wife had a simpler idea…

  9. LEY says:

    Why doesn’t Bob’s daughter have feet?

  10. Dancin' Homer says:

    Mom’s shirt says “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with BOB”

  11. What? says:

    Can we all observe how little the son wants to be there? I don’t know why people are saying it is cute and they are all clearly happy the son is not….

    anyway I am embarrassed to say that my family has these shirts but in short sleeve…I hate it and was forced to where it at a family reunion a few years ago.

  12. Joanne says:

    Was this a Christmas card?? What the heck is that thing on the floor to the right? A snake????

  13. Howard says:

    Hi, Bob!!

    (drink a shot)

  14. LINK says:


  15. Sam says:

    Her shirt says: “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with BOB.”

  16. Amy says:

    that looks EXACTLY like my parents’ living room…right down to the christmas decorations and torn up cardboard on the floor (from the dog)…creepy

  17. BigTom says:

    Bob’s son looks really surprised right??

    • Penn says:

      He (bob jr) just realized that he is going to be just like his dad and will one day be the man in the center of this photo.

  18. crafty says:

    Mom’s shirt says: “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with Bob”. Not as dirty as I hoped it would be…

  19. Fran says:

    The mother’s shirt say “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with Bob”.

  20. messianic says:

    Woman’s shirt:

    It’s lonely at the top but you get to be with BOB

    daughter is good looking.

    that is all.

  21. MomToOne says:

    “Ok, you all stand around me in your shirts and look happy, Damnit.”

  22. Turtle101 says:

    I like turtles!!

    ‘Sal you’re line here ‘

  23. GlennS says:

    The dads hott!

  24. Tim says:

    Compound Bob.

  25. Damien says:

    Bobs daughter is very cute, but appears to have no feet. poor thing.

  26. Maya B. says:

    Everybody Loves Bob.

  27. neverfirst says:

    Fear Bob.

  28. Binky says:

    This is not awkward at all to me. They all look very happy. I would guess that dad bought the whole fam these sheatshirts for Christmas as a gag gift. He ovbiously has a fun personality because they seem pleased to go along.

  29. StEpHaNiE says:

    Yeah! now we’re talking awkward! Yeeeesh.

  30. Baron says:

    Fabulous Bob & Al…great shot

  31. PJ says:

    No, this is AWESOME. Go BOB!

  32. tyrtyl says:

    what is the little squiggly thing down in the lower right corner? Bob’s snake? And I am kind of wondering what the one woman’s shirt says…wow, this is just an enigma pic.

  33. jonathan says:

    Bob, the most humble man in America

  34. s says:


  35. Señor_Citizen says:

    This isn’t a family.
    It’s a cult.
    The Cult of Bob.
    (Which, when spelled backwards by the way, is still “Bob”. Spooky.)

  36. Kaye says:

    That is made out of awesome.

  37. Lily says:

    Aw, but that’s actually pretty funny!

  38. Max says:

    FIRST !
    Omg !!!!
    The concept is…strange

  39. BOB says:

    The wife´s message is too graphic in nature.

  40. Christopher says:

    Bob is CLEARLY “The Man.”

  41. Arawanach says:

    Hah. That was good done. Very self centered, but… I hope it was for fun.

  42. Seriously Distracted says:

    I don’t think this is awkward, I think it’s fun. Everyone looks genuinely happy to be there.

  43. DOTY says:

    What the hell is on the floor to the right of the chair?

  44. Redneck43 says:

    I am going to be Bob’s Stepson!!!

  45. Bob jr says:

    Dad I wouldnt turn around!

  46. Heyheynono says:

    Bob you need a crossbow!

  47. Turtles101 says:

    I like Turtles!

  48. Scottie to Hottie says:

    Where’s Bob’s cross bow?

  49. Kari says:

    What about Bob?

  50. kiki says:

    I’ts good to be the king.

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