Awkward Rule #249: Wearing a condiment.
These are totally the costumes that Charlotte and Mr. Collins wore in episode fifty-nine of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Awesome.
Oh man… I was gonna do this.. I was gonna dress my dacshund up as a hot dog, my daughter as a hot dog vendor and me and her dad as mustard and ketchup… It will be hilarious and than I will submit our picture here!!
Leave them alone! They’re in love!!
Oh! Relish the thought!
The guy sitting down against the wall sure is having a great time – not!
I think they’re cute!
Condiments. Always practice a safe lunch.
LMbuttO at the Sue Shi comment….
I like the costume of the girl in the back who just wrapped herself in a small b;anket and wrote oon a piece of papr “Sushi” lol.
“Yeah, we’ve been best friends since the sandwich convention. I saw the perfect way her bottle-cap tilted, and we just started to hang out!”
What about the lady in the back w/ the sushi sign…hilarious!
Hey, you got your ketchup in my mustard!
Hey, you got your mustard in my ketchup!
(I’m thinking of the wholesome old Reese’s commercial here, nothing more!)
Why is everyone at this party dressed as food?
There were over 60 people there. They just happened to get a picture with the two couples that were dressed as food. The guy and girl in the back right are dressed as a hunter and a deer, lol.
Wow, this is really embarrassing. I’m just sitting around minding my own business when someone sends me a link to this! I want to know who wants to show my awkwardness to the whole world! Yes, I am the Ketchup. We were at our church’s Halloween party and no, it wasn’t food themed.
I think it’s cute. It made me happy when I was catching up on this site and saw someone I know!
What church holds a **Halloween** party these days!?? I want to go to YOUR church, cos it sounds cool…I love H’Ween.
Was it a FOOD costume party? ‘Cause I see some Sushi in the background there… O.O
If they are wearing a “condiment,” then what are they practicing,. . . Safe _____?
Ok this was freaky! I know these people I went to their wedding two years ago.
Is it bad that I have the mustard costume? And that I, too, wore it out in public?
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us, we just want you to have it your way!!!!!!!
You know your sotume is bad when you have to wear a sign telling what you are supposed to be (ya, I’m talking to you sushi girl)
What’s a “sotume?”
A sushi costume.
Sotume: A sushi costume.
Sushi definetly isn’t a girl.
Nothing a compound bow can’t solve!
This has to be the ‘sauciest’ picture I have ever seen
good grief, jeff.
Mustard appears to have a ketchup stain
Actually, it’s chili. I should know, I’m the Ketchup!!
I’ll bet if they turn their shirts inside-out they say “Yellow Crayon” and “Red Crayon”
I bet you squeeze mustard really really hard ketchup will come out his top.
its like an infomercial….”TWO….TWO…..TWO COSTUMS IN ONE ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 19.95″
I want these guys number, I have a killer Mayonaise outfit that I’ve been dieing to try.
Omg i love this! Hahaha
I’m more interested in the woman in the back. Is she sushi?
If you have to be a condiment- don’t be generic.
I LOVE this picture. Look how much fun they have! great
the asian girl in the back is a sushi.
No, that’s her name. Sue Shi.
Is everyone at this soiree dressed as food? I see sushi against the wall on the left.
ummm hello, it’s a costume party! I say fun, not awkward…..
it’s a food theme’d halloween party. I like the half-a$$ed attempt at the sushi roll in the background complete with note book paper label!!
That sushi roll is definetly not half-a$$ed.
…mhhhmm – i´m speechless…
Now that’s just disturbingly awkward.
If they get frisky later, I hope they use a condiment.
Wait… That joke was already made as part of Awkward Rule #249. Awkward First/FAIL.
Do you think he asked her to “hold the pickle?”
yes, and she relished it
O.K….this pair of comments is the best I’ve read on this site so far! Beautiful teamwork, Mary & grimey!!!
I can’t breath, please!
The best ever! I CANT BREATHE!!!! Classic!
that is so funny, first im laughing so much and loud…i woke my 4yr up and now she’s wanting to know why im crying…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I get the matchy matchy cute couple costume….I DON”T get the “Egg (*something*) Sushi” costume in the back….wth?
It says “egg (tamago) sushi” and it’s a much better costume than it may look on first glance, if you then know what she’s actually trying to dress as.
If it’s such a great costume why does it need a label
’cause not everyone eats sushi…duh
“psst…you’d look great on my hot dog!!”
Sure they both look happy and are smiling now…but remember what happened at the last party when Salsa showed up.
Ketchup called Salsa a tramp and a floozy. Mustard had to run after Ketchup and explain to Ketchup that it was a one-time thing and he still loves her. Gee let’s hope those swingers Salt and Pepper don’t show up.
They thought it was a love so strong that it would never end.
And then honey came along, casting ketchup aside into the fast-food waste bin of broken hearts.
Lol!!! Very cute comment!
that caption is priceless
Sweeeeet! A little condiment born to this spicy union would be Thousand Island?
Only if their hats have holes
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