Opposites Attract

June 10th, 2009

Opposites Attract - Halloween

Awkward Rule #249: Wearing a condiment.

72 Responses to “Opposites Attract”

  1. AmyQ says:

    These are totally the costumes that Charlotte and Mr. Collins wore in episode fifty-nine of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Awesome.

  2. Soquel says:

    Oh man… I was gonna do this.. I was gonna dress my dacshund up as a hot dog, my daughter as a hot dog vendor and me and her dad as mustard and ketchup… It will be hilarious and than I will submit our picture here!!

  3. Cierra says:

    Leave them alone! They’re in love!!

  4. Bruce says:

    Oh! Relish the thought!

  5. Anne says:

    The guy sitting down against the wall sure is having a great time – not!

  6. missclean says:

    I think they’re cute!

  7. Anon says:

    Condiments. Always practice a safe lunch.

  8. yermomma says:

    LMbuttO at the Sue Shi comment….

  9. Spunk Ransomette says:

    I like the costume of the girl in the back who just wrapped herself in a small b;anket and wrote oon a piece of papr “Sushi” lol.

  10. chilax says:

    “Yeah, we’ve been best friends since the sandwich convention. I saw the perfect way her bottle-cap tilted, and we just started to hang out!”

  11. Tameeka Time says:

    What about the lady in the back w/ the sushi sign…hilarious!

  12. Chris says:

    Hey, you got your ketchup in my mustard!

    Hey, you got your mustard in my ketchup!

    (I’m thinking of the wholesome old Reese’s commercial here, nothing more!)

  13. Katie says:

    Why is everyone at this party dressed as food?

    • Jennifer says:

      There were over 60 people there. They just happened to get a picture with the two couples that were dressed as food. The guy and girl in the back right are dressed as a hunter and a deer, lol.

  14. Jennifer says:

    Wow, this is really embarrassing. I’m just sitting around minding my own business when someone sends me a link to this! I want to know who wants to show my awkwardness to the whole world! Yes, I am the Ketchup. We were at our church’s Halloween party and no, it wasn’t food themed.

    • Bekki Hopkins says:

      I think it’s cute. It made me happy when I was catching up on this site and saw someone I know!

      • yermomma says:

        What church holds a **Halloween** party these days!?? I want to go to YOUR church, cos it sounds cool…I love H’Ween.

  15. Jeannie says:

    Was it a FOOD costume party? ‘Cause I see some Sushi in the background there… O.O

  16. DougR says:

    If they are wearing a “condiment,” then what are they practicing,. . . Safe _____?

  17. Claire says:

    Ok this was freaky! I know these people I went to their wedding two years ago.

  18. Katelynn says:

    Is it bad that I have the mustard costume? And that I, too, wore it out in public?

  19. Wally says:

    Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us, we just want you to have it your way!!!!!!!

  20. Nyria says:

    You know your sotume is bad when you have to wear a sign telling what you are supposed to be (ya, I’m talking to you sushi girl)

  21. Marco in Cali says:

    Nothing a compound bow can’t solve!

  22. Jeff Metal says:

    This has to be the ‘sauciest’ picture I have ever seen 😉

  23. LJHAS says:

    Mustard appears to have a ketchup stain

  24. MST says:

    I’ll bet if they turn their shirts inside-out they say “Yellow Crayon” and “Red Crayon”

  25. mark says:

    I want these guys number, I have a killer Mayonaise outfit that I’ve been dieing to try.

  26. Pippa says:

    Omg i love this! Hahaha

  27. Trish says:

    I’m more interested in the woman in the back. Is she sushi?

  28. arden says:

    If you have to be a condiment- don’t be generic.

  29. DM says:

    I LOVE this picture. Look how much fun they have! great 🙂

  30. pet says:

    the asian girl in the back is a sushi.

  31. Seriously Distracted says:

    Is everyone at this soiree dressed as food? I see sushi against the wall on the left.

  32. Mac says:

    ummm hello, it’s a costume party! I say fun, not awkward…..

  33. Jeneva says:

    it’s a food theme’d halloween party. I like the half-a$$ed attempt at the sushi roll in the background complete with note book paper label!!

  34. TREEMAN says:

    …mhhhmm – i´m speechless…

  35. Dana says:

    Now that’s just disturbingly awkward.

  36. Dave says:

    If they get frisky later, I hope they use a condiment.

  37. Mary says:

    Do you think he asked her to “hold the pickle?”

  38. sweet says:


  39. Crystal says:

    Ok, I get the matchy matchy cute couple costume….I DON”T get the “Egg (*something*) Sushi” costume in the back….wth?

  40. Tim says:

    “psst…you’d look great on my hot dog!!”

  41. SoCalJeff says:

    Sure they both look happy and are smiling now…but remember what happened at the last party when Salsa showed up.

    Ketchup called Salsa a tramp and a floozy. Mustard had to run after Ketchup and explain to Ketchup that it was a one-time thing and he still loves her. Gee let’s hope those swingers Salt and Pepper don’t show up.

  42. Señor_Citizen says:

    They thought it was a love so strong that it would never end.
    And then honey came along, casting ketchup aside into the fast-food waste bin of broken hearts.

  43. Sally Forth says:

    that caption is priceless

  44. XLscooper says:

    Sweeeeet! A little condiment born to this spicy union would be Thousand Island?

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