if his shorts were any shorter, you’d be able to tell if his legs were the only pasty, white shaved things in this picture. this is what dreams are made of.
Bwahahahahaha! I’m not sure the awesomeness of this photo and the power of the three wolf moon can coexist in one image without severe damage to the space-time continuum.
ROTFL! My fav. pic as of yet! This is priceless. The booty shorts, striped green knee high tube socks with a pair of chicken legs. Best thing is this kid had confidence. He knew his poo didn’t stink.
Awsome: Every detail is just to telling, so perfect– bet he’s even wearing one of those LED watches where you have to push the button to light up the numbers.
Where ever he is today, hope he’s having a happy life.
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I do love a boy in a gym uniform circa 1980′s, yummy.
This is every guy I should have dated in high school, but didn’t. He has “future rich, computer geek” written ALL over him!
I love how the stripes on his socks match the color of the car….wonder if that was planned??
I can’t believe that look was in style…we have come a long way guys!
The most awkward thing about this pic is it was taken this SUMMER!
OMG its McLovin!!!
My first thoughts!! This is him when he was making fake licenses just to drive.
Oh my god! It’s not even a sportscar! It’s a hearse for his humility once he realized that picture got on the internet.
This kid is my hero.
shot of him before getting his daily beating from the class bully…
Is he unconscious on the car?
I love the WHADDABOUTIT gesture with the hands. ;D
That’s not gum……those are curb feelers….something us old farts know about.
Did anyone notice the gum under the tire?
HOT
if his shorts were any shorter, you’d be able to tell if his legs were the only pasty, white shaved things in this picture. this is what dreams are made of.
This is by far the best photo I have seen on this!!! CLASSIC!!!
“what can i say? im just too cool for school”
Okay I love, love, love this picture. This kid is AWESOME. I love how confident he is. And the comments on this one almost made me pee.
I want this picture on my wall, and I want it at ten times the normal size. Minimum.
McLovin!!!!!
Such a hottie with a naughty body!!!
Got to be circa 1982 with those shorts and shoes.
Is this a still shot from the Steven King movie “Christine”
ummm eric forman and the vista cruiser maybe?
That’s a sports car? No wonder your confused about what looks sexy…LOL
kidding
A young Steven Colbert?
All he needs is a three wolf moon t-shirt.
Bwahahahahaha! I’m not sure the awesomeness of this photo and the power of the three wolf moon can coexist in one image without severe damage to the space-time continuum.
anyone can look sexy on a sports car, but it takes a real stud to pull off a station wagon!
Best Comment ever! I laughed so hard
The original “Mc Lovin”
Really? Is that what you call a sports car???
No, it isn’t. That’s the joke.
I love this pic! If I were this guy this would be my facebook pic; no apologies.
I LOVE the Whitesnake reference. Makes the photo XD
YES!!! I laughed out loud thanks to the heading only because I imagined this guy’s head on Tawny Katan’s head doing the splits on top of cars.
Here I go again on my own
Wearing the tightest shorts I’ve ever known…
whitesnake reference makes this pic
This must be McLovin’s dad in his glory days.
Wow, that’s exactly what I thought.
Ditto, this is sooo McLovin!
ROTFL! My fav. pic as of yet! This is priceless. The booty shorts, striped green knee high tube socks with a pair of chicken legs. Best thing is this kid had confidence. He knew his poo didn’t stink.
Awsome: Every detail is just to telling, so perfect– bet he’s even wearing one of those LED watches where you have to push the button to light up the numbers.
Where ever he is today, hope he’s having a happy life.
The socks AND the shorts are just too much! Maybe he’s been watching too many episodes of Dukes of Hazzard?
anyone can look sexy on top of a sports car… too bad it’s a vista cruiser…
It’s not an Oldsmobile…. It’s a Chevrolet Caprice station wagon. Much worse than a Vista Cruiser!
I wish I had a picture of ME when I was twelve on the hood or OUR green Rambler… Oh, how my wife would swoon!
Too cool for school…lol!
Man, that care is cool! It has curb feelers!!!
OMG lol I just noticed those!! My very first car (I LOOVEED that car) first belonged to an old lady and it had curb feelers haha
Brings up a lot of fine memories of trying to do the best with what you have. Kudos to the kid, way back when, living as large as life let him.
I can’t tell where his knee-high tube socks end and his pasty white knees start.
That’s why there are stripes on those socks.
Oh my God, the shorts, the shorts! I’m being blinded by the sheer pasty-white, cottage-cheesiness of those awesome gams!
im to sexy for my car, to sexy for my car, to sexy it hurts!!!! yea, right!
It is too, not to. The people who comment on this site are really dum.