Shark Attack

June 17th, 2009

Shark Attack - Vacation

And this was their most terrified take.

74 Responses to “Shark Attack”

  1. Bruce says:

    Can they spell C-H-U-M?

  2. Cathy says:

    Look at the shark’s eyes: You’re next. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. ashley says:

    i hope im that collected next time a shark is eating my family

  4. Starr says:

    Nom..Nom…nom……Taste like chicken. Nom……

  5. Matysma says:

    Umm..excuse me I have a lil something in my teeth?? Yes?!? Oh, how awkward..

  6. Miranda says:

    Do you think it is fake?

  7. Ginger says:

    Is this the same family as the “On The Cob” family — minus the boy, they all look a lot alike?

  8. Lauren says:

    This was all the rage in the late 90s. I have a photo of my brother, my two baby cousins and I ‘escaping’ a dinosaur a jeep. Of course we were all acting scared, which was the POINT of these photos. My little two year old cousin screaming in terror is so cute to look back at now.

  9. Jennabobenna says:

    Shark bait 2: Electric Boogaloo

  10. Nelle says:

    It looks like the same person who took this photo also worked on the movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

  11. H.V. says:

    This is too good.

  12. Emily says:

    i cannot believe my mother put this up here.

  13. big slick bomberman says:

    All these comments and not one is even remotely funny. There needs to be a site called crappy comments on semi-awkward looking photos. All of you would be stars on that site.

  14. deschanel says:

    why would anyone do that? *sigh* lololol

  15. I went to dental school for this?

  16. eeyore19 says:

    Jaws V: This time it’s awkward.

  17. Kimberly says:

    Clearly they’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  18. IAmNoOne says:

    The advertisements for Shark Week on the Discovery Channel is getting out of hand.

  19. Rich says:

    Tastes like chicken.

  20. Major Danger says:

    Awkward Family Photos has jumped the shark.

  21. Lacie says:

    Seriously…the shark just creeps me out. It’s not the fam that looks awkward one bit, it’s the look on the sharks face that just makes me have to look away.

  22. Cloud says:

    They should’ve gotten the Jedi pic, this one just lacks pizzaz.

  23. Len says:

    I guess the folks from Minna-so-dah just don’t travel much. Was this the only souvenier of their trip to see an ocean, up close and personal, for the very first time?

  24. Anna says:

    we have a family picture just like that lol. It’s from the NC Aquarium at Fort Fisher. Love it lol.

  25. jon lovitz says:


  26. Jenna says:

    They thought they were posing for the dolphin pic that usually is given but the photograpgher made a mistake and put a shark frame in instead.

  27. D-Mo says:

    I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and have that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!

  28. kiki says:

    The photographer said “Smile, you son of a…”

  29. Danny Boy says:

    how cute.. the shark has North Carolina tatooed on it right fin…the tatoo shop has one bad dude working there……

  30. phil says:

    at least the’re all ate-up

  31. Jenitalia says:

    Looks like they need a compound bow!!!

  32. Bob says:


  33. Kim says:

    I don’t think its photoshopped – maybe its just one of those silly souvenir photos. Like the ones where they make your photo into a magazine cover or make you look like you’re in a spacesuit…

  34. Laura says:

    Their only means of escape … the crossbow Dad was hiding in his knickers.

    • El Kev says:

      You’ve got the joke reference a tad off. It’s not a crossbow, it’s a compound bow. If you’re going to try and use a joke that will continue to be run into the ground, please try and make it the correct run down joke. And with this family, there’s no room for the compound bow. The axe tan, however, I can see.

  35. Cheesewhiz says:

    Cute family – ridiculous background.

  36. Brody says:

    You’re gonna need a bigger awkward boat….

  37. Denise says:

    This family was on the Today show this morning talking about this shark attack. They all survived with barely a scratch (except poor Grandma, who was swallowed whole).

  38. Samael says:

    shut your mouth dear jaws

  39. Tim says:

    I’m guessing this one was Photoshopped…anyone?

  40. Jenany says:

    The photographer said, ‘Say Cheese’ .. and the shark did.

  41. TREEMAN says:

    …next Steven Spielberg movie “jaws – the next generation”.

    greetings from GERMANY.

  42. lololola says:

    from the looks of the border, they’re in a shark within a shark! and yet so cool and collected!

  43. Dee says:

    That almost makes it better, that they are unscathed by their imminent surmise by the hungry attacking shark behind them.

  44. arcsus says:

    I dunno…I think it might be photoshopped.

  45. Phil W says:

    Fins to the left, Fins to the right. And you’re the only awkward family at Sea World

  46. Seรฑor_Citizen says:

    I guess we now know what their holiday card will be this year.

  47. MST says:

    All of their legs gone from the waist down.
    This was no water-skiing accident!

  48. tiff says:

    I just don’t think they look terrified enough.

  49. Kevin K says:

    Didn’t they know that sharks can smell a drop of awkward from over a mile away?

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