The Backpack

June 18th, 2009

The Backpack - Kids

This one comes with a belt-strap.

(submitted by Karen)

84 Responses to “The Backpack”

  1. Crystal says:

    Has nobody but me noticed that the hem of her dress goes from wrinkled to wet???

  2. Bethany H. says:

    My question is – where is her other foot?

  3. Fatma says:

    the girl has something of nicole kidman… no?

  4. nos says:

    this might be the most hilarious combination of factors ever. funniest thing everrr

  5. Malachi says:

    oh man, no joke, i went to school with his kid, his name is Jason…..i nearly choked when i saw this photo….the girl “LADY”, i have no clue who she might be….but im sure thats him….crazy!!!!

  6. Kayla says:

    I bet I know who got prom queen! :D

  7. baxter says:

    “harold in maude” was supposedly one of the greatest love stories of our time. looks like a remake that fell through.

  8. Larry N says:

    Be nice all you want but we all looked at that moon on the guys back and thought of Notre Dame.That can’t be leg since the hip joint is 3 the left.If someone actually counted
    673 things wrong with this photo go to the nearest lake or river and watch the people fish.Now that would be exciting.That caption is #1.I focused on the moon first before noticing who she was wearing.

  9. Gayle says:


  10. lagrange says:

    I heard of May-December romances, but Geez, Louise!

  11. Kimberly says:

    Welcome to the Hogwarts Senior Prom.

  12. April says:

    I think I actually get more of a kick out of the photo captions than all the added comments…these people are ingenious!!

  13. Kharlos says:

    Pic of the month. Comments, title and caption of the month. Whoever is writing these captions get it spot on without even mentioning the less subtle and cutting observations.

  14. Robert Evans says:

    “Enrique struggled violently to prevent his werewolf mother from going to the Junior League meeting the night of the full moon but she wasn’t about to miss the vote on the potluck dinner location…”

  15. pda says:

    has no one looked at her arms yet???

  16. BroadwayBohemia says:

    Worst. Carpet. Ever.

    Worst. Backdrop. Ever.

    Worst. Hairdo. Ever.

    I think this qualifies as an anti-picture.

  17. Ummmm.........Greg says:


  18. Mike Fast says:

    That’s not the full moon behind him. He’s her guardian angel.

  19. blucat says:

    The hideous pattern on the floor is what’s getting to me more than anything.

    • Kimberly says:

      Seriously! What’s that supposed to be? Dead butterflies? Waves? And then WTF w/the shiny star banner just strewn on the ground. It’s almost like they didn’t care.

  20. Sommer C. says:

    I didn’t realize that was a “moon” in the background… I thought he had on tiny fairy wings!

  21. Julie says:

    Way to show the “Stand HERE ‘X’” in the photo… Gosh, at least go to Hobby Lobby to buy some black fabric to put there!

    I won’t even go there with the Cougar and her boy toy theme. LOL

  22. caroline says:

    One thing in her defense. As a tall girl, i was often forced to wear ballet flats to formal dances in order to not tower over my date. That being said… I don’t think I have ever seen a more unfortunate looking couple.

  23. Denise says:

    They have confidence!

  24. El Kev says:

    The purpose of the “werewolf” background? Why, to counter the effects of a bow of the compound variety.

  25. Cloud says:

    “It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
    Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
    You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
    You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
    You’re paralyzed.”

    • blucat says:

      You just made me laugh really hard. As a Michael Jackson fan, it always cracks me up to see or hear references to his music in the most random of places. :)

      • DonKeyHoTay says:

        Hee hee! I can hear Vincent Price now… “Darkness falls across the land…”
        Now where did I leave my sparkly glove?

        • Bull says:

          What’s really frightening is that someone just ADMITTED…in public to being a Michael Jackson fan!

          • Cloud says:

            And what’s wrong with being an MJ fan? He never bleached his skin, it was never proven that he did anything with that kid that probably just wanted quick, easy cash along with his dad. Sure, he made have had some nasal trimming, but that’s hardly a big deal. Grow up, man.

          • Jen says:

            Then just a few days after these comments….

  26. Blasphemy! says:

    sure they’re sweet and snuggly now…but when that full moon rises, it’ll be the Lycans versus the Undead in Underworld 4!

  27. Xtina says:

    Just how many different directions can one’s hair go? The Dippity-Do appears to have been the accessory of the night.

  28. DonKeyHoTay says:

    I’ll bet the band was playing Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher”…

  29. kiki says:

    It’s Jacob and Bella at the prom.

  30. Greg says:

    Who is blackmailing who?

  31. Abby says:

    Good Theory. Bad Execution.

  32. Joanne says:

    At least their clothes match the crazy carpeting and werewolf like background! I feel like Casper the Ghost is going to pop out from behind them! Weird!

  33. Aaron D says:

    And her dress is see-through??

    • Honeymooners says:

      AHHHH I just noticed that. Come on lady!

      • Joey says:

        Nah, that’s just irridescent material. Sure looks like leg, but its just lights hitting it and making it multicolored. Sadly, I was forced to bridesmaid in a dress with that kind of fabric once, so I’m well aware of the effect of ‘phantom leg syndrome’

      • Jett says:

        Nooo…not see through. There’s a pale white slip underneath.
        Glance at the right side hemline and you can see it about 2″ just above.

        But, I do take exception to the ballet slippers as dress shoes.

  34. StrictTime says:

    What’s with the werewolf backdrop? Very creepy.

  35. eric bizzle says:

    her hair is singing…..” and I ran, ran so far away, so far away…..far away from you…”

  36. monjakavala says:

    there are about 673 things wrong with this picture. i know. i counted.

  37. Mike says:

    Why are only one of them standing on the Purple Stand Here Xs?

  38. Donica says:

    That is uber creepy

  39. Dani says:

    It looks like the Xs on the floor are supposed to mark where the subjects stand. You kids are standing too close together!!!

  40. Julie says:

    Did he really take his MOM to prom?!!!!!

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