A late attempt by mom to speak now or forever hold her peace.
(submitted by Andrew)
Ah, “to have & to hold”…& hold, & hold, & hold…….
Oh AT…..I lm*o at you Marney-referenced post from Aug 29th! HILARIOUS!
As they headed towards the outdoor reception, Marney noticed that June Davis had parked that damn oversized blue serving dish smack in the middle of the buffet table.
To make matters worse, even from this distance they could see that Lisa Byron Chesterfield had left a platter of beans, cocktail sauce and NON-REGULATION prosciutto pinwheels- AGAIN! And that Amy Misto: just standing there holding a green bean AND asparagus pie in one hand and a SOUP SPOON in the other. (Why oh why did Marney bother sending AMY wedding instructions and orders? Why did Amy choose to read THIS one? Of course, a fabulous wedding does NOT make itself so the orders had to be sent- but it doesn’t work unless everyone performs his or her task EXACTLY as requested! AND THIS WAS NOT EXACTLY AS REQUESTED!)
Mike tried to hold her back (you know how Mike is).
Ultimately, it was ugly. Very ugly. No amount of Clos du Bois could erase the memory- although they tried.
hahahaha! Oh, that Marney, when will she relax?
OK, I know I’m waaaaay behind on the Marney saga, but I am catching up so THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE READ ALL WEEK. No… MONTH.
This is wonderful…I want to hear more of this family!
This is brilliant! xx
Wow! Feel the love!
that dress is AWESOME!!!
i bet the man’s telling his wife, NO you can’t be in all the pictures and NO you can’t go with them to the honeymoon!!!
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