June 22nd, 2009

Shhh - Babies

Here’s Santa taking some time out from his busy schedule to freak out some nice people.

94 Responses to “Shhh”

  1. Kimberly says:

    Few people know that Stephen King once worked at Olan Mills.

  2. Blake says:

    The pic is slightly blurry, and that makes it even creepier.

  3. Tim says:

    He sees you when you’re sleeping,
    He knows when you’re awake.
    He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
    So be good…if you know what’s good for you, pigeon!

  4. MarcsNymph says:

    Okay the comments on this one had me killing myself laughing.

  5. Anyone seen that British Hammer Horror film, it’s one story from a sort of Tales from the Crypt thing?
    It’s got Joan Collins in it as a wife who murders her husband at Xmas time. But a mental patient has escaped from a nearby lunatic asylum dressed as Santa Claus. For a cheesy, cheap production it’s pretty scary. It ends up with the young daughter letting the axe-wielding psycho Santa into the house despite the wife’s desperate attempts to keep him out.

    That is all.

  6. Sarah says:

    If that little baby turns around and sees Santa, it’s over. Crying, screaming, and kicking. She looks freaked out about the picture alone!

  7. Nell says:

    I meant breaking* awkward.

  8. Nell says:

    Nothing says ‘Happy Holidays’ like braking an entry.

  9. Thighmaster says:

    I’m surprised no one has noticed the compound bow aimed right at the mom’s elbow!

  10. nicola says:

    does anyone else think that the baby’s hand looks awkard on the woman?

  11. Kelly says:

    Dude…that is so creepy. I don’t know about y’all, but I want my own Christmas picture like this. XD It would be epic. hehe

  12. BeatriceKiddo says:

    Ya know what would make the picture complete? An axe in Santa’s other hand. Brings “Black Christmas” to mind…

  13. Joanne says:

    Santa is a peeping Tom! My parents were right when they said “Santa’s watching”. Does he think it’s funny to sneak up on people and stare into their windows? Does he find this entertaining? No wonder kids are scared of him!

  14. Brittany says:

    lol! my daughter has the same background in one of her photos we just laugh every chirstmas when it gets placed on the fireplace… it’s just creepy

  15. CRU says:

    Boy Jr will be so messed up in years to come when he see’s this Easter Photo. Mom & Dad was so drunk that day.

  16. lagrange says:

    Santa slapped my husband on the face when he was in kindergarten (true story); my husband was so freaked out, he never went back to school that year. Not only is santa a batterer, but he’s a voyuer!

  17. robotflatulence says:

    No Santa! Don’t “sleigh” that family. Even selfless gift bringers are under considerable economic strain.

  18. Mary says:

    Santa looks like John Wayne Gacy to me. Just sayin’….

  19. Kathy says:

    I wonder if maybe the mom didn’t plan on being photographed…kids that age will sometimes pitch a fit if mom tries to set them down and then walk away so that just the kid is in the picture.

  20. blucat says:

    Aside from the very creepy Santa, seriously, couldn’t the lady have found something a bit more interesting to wear for a PROFFESIONAL PHOTO than a plain white turtleneck?! That’s okay for a snapshot, but for one you pay for? Sheesh!

  21. Heino says:

    This looks like what could be a really odd Brinks commercial.

  22. Sabra says:

    My brother had pictures of his daughter taken with a frighteningly similar background. But not the same. Which means there’s more than one stalker Santa out there.

  23. Chris says:

    I would want that jolly old elf coming down my chimney…

  24. emm says:

    santa’s kinda got those perv glasses on…

  25. sir jorge says:

    anyone ever see silent night deadly night? This is like the movie poster…an alternative one

    • Heather says:

      My best friend and I used to watch that movie all the time (usually not sober) and we’d laugh our butts off when the kids were sledding down the hill and Santa would appear with the ax. We were sick. Truly.

  26. NorandaPete says:

    Stalking Claus!!!!!

  27. MomToOne says:

    What we can’t see is that he doesn’t have any pants on…

  28. Jenany says:

    Forget Santa .. that snowman is creeping *me* out!!

  29. Amice says:

    “You tie ‘em up, Frosty, and I’ll nab the cane.” Yep, candy from a baby….

  30. Stacy says:

    This one isn’t awkward to me. Maybe because I also have kids that were scared of Santa, and the Peek-a-boo Santa pic is fairly common……….

  31. IAmNoOne says:

    Hey little boy, that’s not the real Santa. He is sitting on a throne of lies.

  32. Hayley says:

    “Well well well. What have we here? Santa Claus huh? Oo I’m really scared!”….no but actually I am really scared. This is the creepiest Christmas photo I’ve ever seen. I was scared of anyone in disguise when I was little…and this just brings my dear right back. Clowns, Santa, the giant Easter bunny at the mall…*shivers*

  33. IAmNoOne says:

    Santa thought he had Tim Allen’s home , but boy was he surprised.

  34. Stu E says:

    Santa’s other hand is holding an ax! He doesn’t want us to spoil his kill. You get more points if you are undetected!

  35. Amy says:

    he’s come for your soul

  36. Domesticated says:

    yeah- just a little disturbing

  37. Denise says:

    They were paying customers. Lurking Santa could’ve at least swapped out his bifocals with more authentic round glasses. That’s not Santa.

  38. StrictTime says:

    Those are some classy aviator Transitions glasses, Santa.

  39. ML says:

    Santa is a creeper!

  40. Tim says:

    “Oh, you’d better watch out…”

    No, really…you’d BETTER watch out!

  41. Samael says:

    santa slayer

  42. Phil W. says:

    Ho Ho Ho. Don’t tell the Sheriff that I am violating my restraining order again.

  43. Barbara says:

    Actually, I think he’s picking his nose.

  44. SeƱor_Citizen says:

    Quite possibly frightening enough to make me change religious affiliations.

  45. robotflatulence says:

    be vewwwy vewwwy quiet, Santa’s got a compound bow

    • El Kev says:

      That was an awesome compound bow reference. Kudos.

      • Eri says:

        yeeesss to all the uber nerds in the house the compound bow joke is HYSTERICAL god u must have been those annoying dorks in hight school who finally made a funny so they have to milk it for the whole four years

      • Hannahbonana says:

        yes, kudos on the compound bow! made me laugh so hard i cried

  46. jws says:

    I guess this is what happens when you don’t offer him cookies.

  47. Tisha says:

    Santa is a Pee-Pee? (Boston Legal reference – for the confused)

  48. Doc says:

    I’m reminded of an old Ray Stevens song–”Santa Claus is Watching You” . . .

    “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere, Lord have mercy!” :)

  49. wvufan says:

    That whole “you better watch out…..” thing is making sense now.

  50. Cloud says:

    Well, this explains the, “He knows when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” bit.

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