Here’s Santa taking some time out from his busy schedule to freak out some nice people.
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Well, this explains the, “He knows when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” bit.
That whole “you better watch out…..” thing is making sense now.
I’m reminded of an old Ray Stevens song–”Santa Claus is Watching You” . . .
“He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere, Lord have mercy!”
LMAO!!!! I’m only three comments in and I’m already almost crying.
Santa is a Pee-Pee? (Boston Legal reference – for the confused)
nice
I guess this is what happens when you don’t offer him cookies.
be vewwwy vewwwy quiet, Santa’s got a compound bow
That was an awesome compound bow reference. Kudos.
yeeesss to all the uber nerds in the house the compound bow joke is HYSTERICAL god u must have been those annoying dorks in hight school who finally made a funny so they have to milk it for the whole four years
yes, kudos on the compound bow! made me laugh so hard i cried
Quite possibly frightening enough to make me change religious affiliations.
Actually, I think he’s picking his nose.
Ho Ho Ho. Don’t tell the Sheriff that I am violating my restraining order again.
haha, thats what i thought when i saw this pic…
dude.
LOL.
santa slayer
“Oh, you’d better watch out…”
No, really…you’d BETTER watch out!
LOL!
Santa is a creeper!
Those are some classy aviator Transitions glasses, Santa.
They were paying customers. Lurking Santa could’ve at least swapped out his bifocals with more authentic round glasses. That’s not Santa.
I can’t even get to then next comment I’m laughing so hard.
yeah- just a little disturbing
he’s come for your soul
Good one…..
Santa’s other hand is holding an ax! He doesn’t want us to spoil his kill. You get more points if you are undetected!
Santa thought he had Tim Allen’s home , but boy was he surprised.
“Well well well. What have we here? Santa Claus huh? Oo I’m really scared!”….no but actually I am really scared. This is the creepiest Christmas photo I’ve ever seen. I was scared of anyone in disguise when I was little…and this just brings my dear right back. Clowns, Santa, the giant Easter bunny at the mall…*shivers*
What holiday does the dear represent?
I think it was supposed to be “fear”….but I could be mistaken.
How about the Burger King? He’s really creepy!
THANK YOU!!!! And why, WHY do people take the hamburger from him?
If that quote is referencing Oogie Boogie, I love it!!
Hey little boy, that’s not the real Santa. He is sitting on a throne of lies.
ha ha ha!
This one isn’t awkward to me. Maybe because I also have kids that were scared of Santa, and the Peek-a-boo Santa pic is fairly common……….
“You tie ‘em up, Frosty, and I’ll nab the cane.” Yep, candy from a baby….
Forget Santa .. that snowman is creeping *me* out!!
What we can’t see is that he doesn’t have any pants on…
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Stalking Claus!!!!!
anyone ever see silent night deadly night? This is like the movie poster…an alternative one
My best friend and I used to watch that movie all the time (usually not sober) and we’d laugh our butts off when the kids were sledding down the hill and Santa would appear with the ax. We were sick. Truly.
santa’s kinda got those perv glasses on…
I would want that jolly old elf coming down my chimney…
My brother had pictures of his daughter taken with a frighteningly similar background. But not the same. Which means there’s more than one stalker Santa out there.
it’s a conspiracy!
This looks like what could be a really odd Brinks commercial.
Aside from the very creepy Santa, seriously, couldn’t the lady have found something a bit more interesting to wear for a PROFFESIONAL PHOTO than a plain white turtleneck?! That’s okay for a snapshot, but for one you pay for? Sheesh!
Forget the turtleneck, she needs to wear a bra with a bit more support, bless her heart.
I wonder if maybe the mom didn’t plan on being photographed…kids that age will sometimes pitch a fit if mom tries to set them down and then walk away so that just the kid is in the picture.
Santa looks like John Wayne Gacy to me. Just sayin’….
No Santa! Don’t “sleigh” that family. Even selfless gift bringers are under considerable economic strain.
Santa slapped my husband on the face when he was in kindergarten (true story); my husband was so freaked out, he never went back to school that year. Not only is santa a batterer, but he’s a voyuer!
Boy Jr will be so messed up in years to come when he see’s this Easter Photo. Mom & Dad was so drunk that day.
lol! my daughter has the same background in one of her photos we just laugh every chirstmas when it gets placed on the fireplace… it’s just creepy
Santa is a peeping Tom! My parents were right when they said “Santa’s watching”. Does he think it’s funny to sneak up on people and stare into their windows? Does he find this entertaining? No wonder kids are scared of him!
Ya know what would make the picture complete? An axe in Santa’s other hand. Brings “Black Christmas” to mind…
Wow, I said this about 10 lines back. Don’t y’all ever scroll up before you comment?
Dude…that is so creepy. I don’t know about y’all, but I want my own Christmas picture like this. XD It would be epic. hehe
does anyone else think that the baby’s hand looks awkard on the woman?
I’m surprised no one has noticed the compound bow aimed right at the mom’s elbow!
Nothing says ‘Happy Holidays’ like braking an entry.
I meant breaking* awkward.
If that little baby turns around and sees Santa, it’s over. Crying, screaming, and kicking. She looks freaked out about the picture alone!
Anyone seen that British Hammer Horror film, it’s one story from a sort of Tales from the Crypt thing?
It’s got Joan Collins in it as a wife who murders her husband at Xmas time. But a mental patient has escaped from a nearby lunatic asylum dressed as Santa Claus. For a cheesy, cheap production it’s pretty scary. It ends up with the young daughter letting the axe-wielding psycho Santa into the house despite the wife’s desperate attempts to keep him out.
That is all.
Okay the comments on this one had me killing myself laughing.
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good…if you know what’s good for you, pigeon!
The pic is slightly blurry, and that makes it even creepier.
Few people know that Stephen King once worked at Olan Mills.