Two Ninjas and a Baby

Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner. 

(submitted by Ariston)

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142 Responses to “Two Ninjas and a Baby”

  1. Norj says:

    the ninjas are both men

  2. Patric says:

    The Ninja Bling has a Harry Potter feel, the only difference is its kinda metallic

  3. Chuck says:

    First, 2X Ninjas.
    Next, 2X Chuck Norris.
    Or… is that Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris behind the masks!?

    • Caithris says:

      First, 2X Ninjas.
      Next, 2X Chuck Norris.
      Or… is that Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris behind the masks!?

      I feel like I’m in Barren’s chat! lol
      Chuck Noris FTW!!

  4. BravoOrig says:

    Looking at the light reflected on the shiny pieces of their headband, along with the background, pretty much confirms this was taken outside. The reflected light is of a blue tint like that from the horizon.

  5. jordan says:

    how did someone manage to photograph ninjas? especially two of them.

  6. silva says:

    Is this a gay ninja couple?

  7. TQ says:

    It’s Naruto bling, not Harry Potter, and gay ninja have every right to raise a child that a straight ninja couple has.

    • anon says:

      The hell they do.

      • aeris7dragon says:

        Gays are people just like you. Just because they like someone of the same gender does not mean they aren’t entitled to the same things we are. Shut the hell up if you can’t understand that.

        • tim says:

          I sure as hell will not shut up about something as important as that.

          • Raye says:

            This whole conversation is insanely ridiculous. I don’t care if they are gay or straight- the picture is friggin hilarious! That’s why they are on this darn website!

          • aeris7dragon says:

            It’s really not that important. I’m just sick of people not being tolerant of other peoples’ differences.

  8. MST says:

    More deadly than throwing the Ninja Star is throwing the Ninja Baby.

  9. Samantha says:

    Don’t show this to my husband. I can just see him now, calling costume shops to locate 2 ninja outfits for our next family photo!

  10. Lydel says:

    Oh my god, straight from Naruto anime.

  11. GasMoney says:

    “you will get your baby back as soon as you give us the diamonds!”

  12. natalie says:

    Why are the ninjas in burqas? Oh, I get it, they’re in the midst of a kidnap operation.

  13. Leonard Nimoy says:

    This is actually part of the advertising for my latest film, 3 Ninjas and a Baby.

    What, you can’t see the third ninja?

  14. Hannelina says:

    Great caption!

  15. lovedoctormike says:

    Apparently, Grasshopper missed the safe sex lesson……

  16. gordonschumway says:

    This photo makes me happy, Samantha, you’re a lucky woman….

  17. Lame says:

    Lame – they’re Naruto ninjas. Extra lame.

  18. demJustJokes says:

    Ok…

  19. me says:

    Screams Dragoncon in Atlanta

  20. Maddy says:

    Wow. I love Naruto so much, but now I’m a little frightened.

  21. graphicartist2k5 says:

    if this is a ninja family, then why are we even seeing them in this picture?

  22. Angela says:

    C’mon! You can’t really believe that 2 (not just 1! 2!!) self-respecting gay men would be caught in that outfit?

  23. Tim says:

    “Bring us the rat and the turtles and the child goes free…”

  24. BroadwayBohemia says:

    Gosh. I’m 15 and I don’t know as much about Naruto as anyone else on here seems to!

  25. Liam says:

    No crossbows??

  26. DaDewd says:

    Yeah, I used to watch the show, and I know for sure, that they would be trying to kill eachother. The taller one has a line across his headband, which means he’s Akatsuki. Those are the evil guys. Also, he’s supposed to be wearing this weird cloakish thinky. Anyway, I just though I’d bring my nerdish information to the awkward table -o.o-

  27. drzoidbong says:

    see ninjas can reproduce

  28. Raye says:

    I like that the baby is wearing overalls… so very fitting for this portrait.

  29. Mari says:

    When he gets older they will have to read him the book, “I Have Two Ninja Daddies”.

  30. stl says:

    I think it’s a sweet picture the overly protective parents took of their baby and his bodyguards.

  31. Elizabeth says:

    when you are wanted by the FBI this is the only way to take a family photo.

  32. Oiroke no jutsu says:

    So these are Naruto’s parents …

  33. Ray says:

    The kid looks like a young mini-me

  34. Spree says:

    I don’t have a problem with two men raising a baby, but I do have a problem with two men who are still in the Teenage Kawaii Otaku Cosplay mindframe raising a baby

  35. Panda says:

    Is it sad that I can tell what village their from just by looking at their forehead protectors? Naruto fans…. ASSEMBLE!

  36. Cailiejan says:

    The two ninjas were pretty bummed they couldn’t find a costume for their baby grasshopper (you can see it in their eyes!) so they got the next best thing for fighting..overalls!

  37. bruceleereincarnate says:

    There are actually FOUR ninjas and a baby. The two women pictured are more ninja than men, thus we do not see them ;)

    A woman is always going to be more ninja than a man ninja!

  38. Sarah says:

    Ten bucks says this was taken at an anime convention XD it had to be.
    Lol this is so cute though! ^-^

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