Two Ninjas and a Baby
June 30th, 2009
Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner.
(submitted by Ariston)
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Wow.
I have to agree. Wow.
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This is ridiculous!! In a priceless sort of way……
That poor kid.
great caption….
Love the caption!
Just freakin’ creepy.
Now we need a picture of two pirates and a baby….
That’s not awkward, that’s just COOL!! (Albeit, would be slightly cooler if the baby was a ninja too.)
EXACTLY!
Ah . . . no.
Though obviously it makes sense that there are folks who think so.
Yes, why wasn’t the baby dressed up, too? That would have made thi spicture cool, though, not awkward.
All parents should do this.
If the kid ends up being a screw-up when he’s older, pull out the photo and threaten to send it to his school’s yearbook committee if he doesn’t straighten up.
If he ends up being one of those kids who’s always questioning why he’s so different from his parents, just pull out the photo and explain to him that he was actually born to two ninjas, but, given their dangerous occupation, they gave him up for adoption so that he would have a safe and normal life. He gets a self-confidence boost knowing that he comes not from you and your oddball spouse, but from the pairing of two ninjas, yet doesn’t feel bad about being adopted knowing that he could have ended up homeless and living on the street had his ninja birthparents kept him, then later died in battle. Win/win.
Love it!!
How much you wanna bet the parent(s) saw the two ninjas and said “Here! hold our kid!”
Not necessarily a brightest of maneuvers…
Two and a Half Men- Kabul
HAAA!
My two (Ninja) Dads.
A Haiku for the eyes…
two ninjas different
houses united and pose
for baby they love
Why is the baby so… uncovered?
he must wait until the ninja veiling at age 7.
The really amusing thing is that they appear to be out in public on a sidewalk. So perhaps Falcone is correct in that they saw these two ninjas and wanted their baby to take a picture with them.
My two dads have an alternative lifestyle…but they can kick your a**
One has to wonder why they didn’t bother to dress the baby as a ninja too. What’s up with that? No skills yet?
If the baby had skills yet, I’d imagine he’d have ninja’d his way on out of this photo opportunity.
What I find funny about this picture is that the two of them are dressed as traditional ninjas, but they’re wearing Naruto headbands. None of the myriad ninjas in Naruto ever actually dress like ninjas.
I couldn’t conceive of what might possibly funny about a picture of a couple of ninjas posing with baby in Oshkosh until you pointed this out. Hilarious!
Which one is the mother?
She’s the Samurai taking the photo.
I believe those ninjas may be hiding a compound bow behind them.
LOL! LOL!
lol. Naruto Cosplayers.
Those aren’t just any ninja, those are Naruto ninjas! Believe it!
Wow! Naruto! \o/
It’s cosplay at a convention..
Those are ‘naruto’ ninjas.
So yeah, those are some cool parents..
I see something in the baby’s eyes that tells me he has these two ninjas right where he wants him…look at his right leg.Maybe a roundhouse kick to the head?
LOL!
The ninja on the right is a Leaf ninja, so the baby should be ok.
If they were really good ninjas, we wouldn’t be able to see them, the baby should apppear to be floating in the air. Amateur Ninjas, bah!
real Ninja’s eat babies
The lack of Ninja outfit on the baby would be forgivable if he weren’t dressed in farmer overalls.
Or maybe this is a ransom photo?
I can’t see a family resemblance. This must be a ransom photo.
I have nothing to say..but WOW…..wow..wow…wow….
These must be adults who are into anime, since those headbands are from the cartoon, “Naruto”. My 10-year-old used to like that series, but he grew up.
Sorry to bust up the party but this photo is awkward in a way different way than you think: they are actually costumes from the Naruto anime. NERD ALERT! XD
Someone who recognizes the origin of the costumes is calling those wearing them on Nerddom? IRONY ALERT!
Where are the two ninjas? All I see is a floating baby.
Ha!
Maybe they stole that baby =/
Ok, hmm. At first I had myself a little giggle b/c when I looked into their eyes it really looked like they were very sincere in thinking this would be a like totally awesome picture of their family. And the baby not being ninja-fied…awkward.
Then someone pointed out that they appear to be standing on a sidewalk outside somewhere and that puts a completely different spin on things. That made me take a closer look at the eyebrows of the one on the right…that would also be a man. So, parents see ninjas on street, doing what they do…and think ‘perfect photo op!’ End of story.
Can it be? Has a fully Ninja couple finally given birth to a non-Ninja?! The poor child has a long road ahead.
Is it bad that I recognize the headbands are from Naruto and that was the first thing I noticed after the baby?
Also… who says one of these ninjas isn’t a girl??
I’ve seen plenty of girls that should be masked as such.
naruto dadz.
What’s on their foreheads? Ninja bling? Bling-ja?
They’re forehead protectors from the anime Naruto. Hence all the references to it above.
Forehead protectors? They have a problem walking into beams in low-ceilinged basements or something?
Good one!
Heather has two ninjas.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
hummmm…..all I see is a floating baby…….there are Ninja’s in this photo…??!?
80s sitcom–”My Two Ninjas”…
Where Teenage Mutant Ninjas come from
this is right before they threw the baby out of the ninja village.
Awkward Family Photography 101: “Dress your family in matching colors to create visual consistency.”
The sequel to Beverly Hills Ninja just couldn’t compete with the original.
Maybe it’s some weird hostage situation. Taking the picture to show ‘we have your baby’ and then they fall in love and decide to start a family. Awwwwww.
I LOVE it in ALL its geeky glory!
Minutes after photo, ninja master performs circumcision on boy using samurai.
Oh sure, I see what’s happening here – the parents are going to a costume party and they decide to take a picture with their baby before going to the p…HOLY CR*P, ARE THOSE REAL NINJAS!?