Slice of Life
July 2nd, 2009
Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.
(submitted by Russ)
Tags: clown
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Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.
(submitted by Russ)
Tags: clown
The mozzarella-white mouth, the sauce-red shirt, the green…. elements….
I’m scared of Pizza the Clown too!
She’ll never eat pizza again. At least untill it’s delivered by a Brad Pitt look-a-like pizza boy.
Is he taking her hostage?
LOL
For some reason I can’t stop giggling at your comment.
clowns are scary
That sound you hear is the Therapist saying, “ca, chingg”
Once again….clown angst. At least there’s no “Hug not drugs” shirt this time. Clowns=evil.
LOL…I just remembered the “Hugs not drugs” t-shirt. Good one.
I’d be crying too…in fact, somewhere there is a picture of me just like that.
And I thought Chuck-E-Cheese was creepy.
I got hit on by Chuck-E-Cheese once!! Creepy is not the half of it! *shudders*
Wait…isn’t Chuck E. Cheese a mouse in a hat?
The gardening gloves get me every time!
I KNOW! I was just about to mention that! They look like the kind a murderous clown would wear to keep the blood off his hands, and his fingerprints off the crime scene.
No amount of grape soda and pepperoni slices will ever be able to compensate for the emotional trauma this young lady has experienced.
I can only hope that Pizza Clown doesn’t have a Christmas gig as a mall Santa.
not awkward…. terrifying!!!!
That’s exactly what I was going to say! Lol
Jesus. Where are the Van Helsings when you really need them?
no lie….they could take out pizza the clown silently and swiftly.
“pizza” written in blood?…
Thought the same thing…looks very creepy.
“REAL clowns wear boxing shorts and hold kids like footballs! WAAAH!”
Nice one! LOL!
Let the therapy begin!
Why in the world would a parent do that to a child? So many kids are terrified of clowns, and a parent would force a child to sit on a clown’s lap when that child is clearly afraid? Awkward, maybe, but this is also just mean.
I agree..I think the only people who enjoy clowns are clowns…this is just child abuse
The writing on his hat looks like it was written in blood! . . . or pizza sauce
Pizza The Clown was heard yelling to a crowd of police and on lookers, “Stay back! If you come any closer, the kid GETS IT!”
The situation ended moments after when a sniper positioned on top of the ball crawl took him out. Little Jenny Watts appeared alright, but was taken to the hospital for evaluation.
The way his lips are curled around his tongue combined with the apparent motion of his left hand suggest to me his is also making some kind of spooky “clown sound” to punctuate his gesture…yikes.
I was wondering what was up with that tongue. Looks weirddddddd.
Horrid Clown. Please, even though I’ll be scared, tell me what sort of spooky “clown sound” would he make? I can’t even imagine.
Awkward tongue pose!!! Awkward tongue pose!!! Ick……
Yes! That smile is drawn on, people. He’s not really smiling, he’s tonguing. Ewwww.
Oh my, could be me, you know? HAHAHAHA
Why does pizza the clown have a horseshoe around his mouth?
It is apparent to me that somebody doesn’t quite know how to do clown make up.
smart kid
All clowns petrify. Any shape, any size.
Obviously, I meant to say “petrify me”… See, I was so freaked out, I couldn’t think straight!
Egads….who can blame the kid, lol?!?
I think Pizza the clown just stole that girls soul…..AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hate clowns. Hate, hate, hate them. They are creepy. Where’s my bow?
Poor child. I don’t blame her. Clowns are icky, creepy, scary–especially this one!
I never use to be afraid of clowns until AFP came along.
Where is this from?!? My parents tell a story all the time about going to IHOP and seeing Pizza the Clown (a big slice of fun) and his sidekick Zesty!
ZESTY??? LOL!!
I feel bad for the people trying to make it as clowns…but really, change your approach if you don’t want kids screaming bloody murder! Stupid IT, ruined it for all of them.
Pizza the Clown……..Pennywise the Clown……….one and the same? I think so!
I say again, RIP Michael Jackson
(moderator: no more offensive than blasphemy [see above] so please let this comment thru, sheesh)
Well, it’s an appropriate comment, he was quite Clown-Like.
I don’t really like clowns myself… and I think lots of kids don’t like them either!!!!!
Does ANYONE enjoy a clown?
I thought not…
Other clowns enjoy clowns.
That is all.
A “clown terror” category is a necessity here.
I agree.
ummmm….. no thanks…. he’s SUPER creepy…
Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel.
lol
Is that a clown or that dude with bad sunburn in a wig?
“Let’s see, what do kids like? Pizza. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll write pizza on my styrofoam hat. Now, where did I put that dried up magic marker?”
There is no way my kid would get within 40 yards of that clown….
That clown scares the s— outta me!!! Run, little girl, run for your life!
OMG this is the scariest and funniest picture I think I’ve ever seen!!!!! I am laughing so much tears are rolling down my face!! “Pizza” the clown?!?!?! WHat the heck is it around his mouth… blood? I like the hostage comment… he’s definately saying “Get back, or the girl gets it!!!”
Pizza the Clown looks like a proboscis monkey!
yeah–is that like an avocado for his nose??
I see what’s going on. Being a clown is ‘Pizza the Clown’s’ side gig – he is actually ‘Peter the Child Psychologist’ who is now doing quite well for himself. Kind of like going to the dentist and getting a sucker once you are done…I am convinced dentists get a huge kick out of that.
No wonder she’s crying!! I’d be crying anywhere near that clown! OMG!!!
I can’t stop staring at the thing on his face that is supposed be a “nose”. What the hell is that? Does anyone remember watching Bozo the clown as a kid? I hated clowns, yet somehow I couldn’t look away. My first exposure to a true “train wreck”.
That is truly the creepiest clown I have ever seen, I can’t even look at this pic.