Slice of Life
July 2nd, 2009
Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.
(submitted by Russ)
Tags: clown
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That is truly the creepiest clown I have ever seen, I can’t even look at this pic.
I can’t stop staring at the thing on his face that is supposed be a “nose”. What the hell is that? Does anyone remember watching Bozo the clown as a kid? I hated clowns, yet somehow I couldn’t look away. My first exposure to a true “train wreck”.
No wonder she’s crying!! I’d be crying anywhere near that clown! OMG!!!
I see what’s going on. Being a clown is ‘Pizza the Clown’s’ side gig – he is actually ‘Peter the Child Psychologist’ who is now doing quite well for himself. Kind of like going to the dentist and getting a sucker once you are done…I am convinced dentists get a huge kick out of that.
Pizza the Clown looks like a proboscis monkey!
yeah–is that like an avocado for his nose??
OMG this is the scariest and funniest picture I think I’ve ever seen!!!!! I am laughing so much tears are rolling down my face!! “Pizza” the clown?!?!?! WHat the heck is it around his mouth… blood? I like the hostage comment… he’s definately saying “Get back, or the girl gets it!!!”
That clown scares the s— outta me!!! Run, little girl, run for your life!
There is no way my kid would get within 40 yards of that clown….
“Let’s see, what do kids like? Pizza. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll write pizza on my styrofoam hat. Now, where did I put that dried up magic marker?”
Is that a clown or that dude with bad sunburn in a wig?
Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel.
lol
ummmm….. no thanks…. he’s SUPER creepy…
A “clown terror” category is a necessity here.
I agree.
Does ANYONE enjoy a clown?
I thought not…
Other clowns enjoy clowns.
That is all.
I don’t really like clowns myself… and I think lots of kids don’t like them either!!!!!
I say again, RIP Michael Jackson
(moderator: no more offensive than blasphemy [see above] so please let this comment thru, sheesh)
Well, it’s an appropriate comment, he was quite Clown-Like.
Pizza the Clown……..Pennywise the Clown……….one and the same? I think so!
I feel bad for the people trying to make it as clowns…but really, change your approach if you don’t want kids screaming bloody murder! Stupid IT, ruined it for all of them.
Where is this from?!? My parents tell a story all the time about going to IHOP and seeing Pizza the Clown (a big slice of fun) and his sidekick Zesty!
ZESTY??? LOL!!
I never use to be afraid of clowns until AFP came along.
Poor child. I don’t blame her. Clowns are icky, creepy, scary–especially this one!
I hate clowns. Hate, hate, hate them. They are creepy. Where’s my bow?
I think Pizza the clown just stole that girls soul…..AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Egads….who can blame the kid, lol?!?
Obviously, I meant to say “petrify me”… See, I was so freaked out, I couldn’t think straight!
All clowns petrify. Any shape, any size.
smart kid
Why does pizza the clown have a horseshoe around his mouth?
It is apparent to me that somebody doesn’t quite know how to do clown make up.
Oh my, could be me, you know? HAHAHAHA
Awkward tongue pose!!! Awkward tongue pose!!! Ick……
Yes! That smile is drawn on, people. He’s not really smiling, he’s tonguing. Ewwww.
The way his lips are curled around his tongue combined with the apparent motion of his left hand suggest to me his is also making some kind of spooky “clown sound” to punctuate his gesture…yikes.
I was wondering what was up with that tongue. Looks weirddddddd.
Horrid Clown. Please, even though I’ll be scared, tell me what sort of spooky “clown sound” would he make? I can’t even imagine.
Pizza The Clown was heard yelling to a crowd of police and on lookers, “Stay back! If you come any closer, the kid GETS IT!”
The situation ended moments after when a sniper positioned on top of the ball crawl took him out. Little Jenny Watts appeared alright, but was taken to the hospital for evaluation.
The writing on his hat looks like it was written in blood! . . . or pizza sauce
Why in the world would a parent do that to a child? So many kids are terrified of clowns, and a parent would force a child to sit on a clown’s lap when that child is clearly afraid? Awkward, maybe, but this is also just mean.
I agree..I think the only people who enjoy clowns are clowns…this is just child abuse
Let the therapy begin!
“REAL clowns wear boxing shorts and hold kids like footballs! WAAAH!”
Nice one! LOL!
“pizza” written in blood?…
Thought the same thing…looks very creepy.
Jesus. Where are the Van Helsings when you really need them?
no lie….they could take out pizza the clown silently and swiftly.
not awkward…. terrifying!!!!
That’s exactly what I was going to say! Lol
No amount of grape soda and pepperoni slices will ever be able to compensate for the emotional trauma this young lady has experienced.
I can only hope that Pizza Clown doesn’t have a Christmas gig as a mall Santa.
The gardening gloves get me every time!
I KNOW! I was just about to mention that! They look like the kind a murderous clown would wear to keep the blood off his hands, and his fingerprints off the crime scene.
And I thought Chuck-E-Cheese was creepy.
I got hit on by Chuck-E-Cheese once!! Creepy is not the half of it! *shudders*
Wait…isn’t Chuck E. Cheese a mouse in a hat?
I’d be crying too…in fact, somewhere there is a picture of me just like that.
Once again….clown angst. At least there’s no “Hug not drugs” shirt this time. Clowns=evil.
LOL…I just remembered the “Hugs not drugs” t-shirt. Good one.
That sound you hear is the Therapist saying, “ca, chingg”
clowns are scary
Is he taking her hostage?
LOL
For some reason I can’t stop giggling at your comment.
She’ll never eat pizza again. At least untill it’s delivered by a Brad Pitt look-a-like pizza boy.
I’m scared of Pizza the Clown too!
The mozzarella-white mouth, the sauce-red shirt, the green…. elements….