Slice of Life

July 2nd, 2009

Slice of Life - Kids

Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.

(submitted by Russ)

129 Responses to “Slice of Life”

  1. Sassy says:

    That is truly the creepiest clown I have ever seen, I can’t even look at this pic.

  2. Pixie says:

    I can’t stop staring at the thing on his face that is supposed be a “nose”. What the hell is that? Does anyone remember watching Bozo the clown as a kid? I hated clowns, yet somehow I couldn’t look away. My first exposure to a true “train wreck”.

  3. Jae says:

    No wonder she’s crying!! I’d be crying anywhere near that clown! OMG!!!

  4. Discip says:

    I see what’s going on. Being a clown is ‘Pizza the Clown’s’ side gig – he is actually ‘Peter the Child Psychologist’ who is now doing quite well for himself. Kind of like going to the dentist and getting a sucker once you are done…I am convinced dentists get a huge kick out of that.

  5. ard says:

    Pizza the Clown looks like a proboscis monkey!

  6. Rosie says:

    OMG this is the scariest and funniest picture I think I’ve ever seen!!!!! I am laughing so much tears are rolling down my face!! “Pizza” the clown?!?!?! WHat the heck is it around his mouth… blood? I like the hostage comment… he’s definately saying “Get back, or the girl gets it!!!”

  7. Cheryce says:

    That clown scares the s— outta me!!! Run, little girl, run for your life!

  8. mamasarita says:

    There is no way my kid would get within 40 yards of that clown….

  9. Lamech says:

    “Let’s see, what do kids like? Pizza. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll write pizza on my styrofoam hat. Now, where did I put that dried up magic marker?”

  10. Mark says:

    Is that a clown or that dude with bad sunburn in a wig?

  11. It says:

    Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel.

  12. Shaunna says:

    ummmm….. no thanks…. he’s SUPER creepy…

  13. Christopher says:

    A “clown terror” category is a necessity here.

  14. Lily says:

    Does ANYONE enjoy a clown?

    I thought not…

  15. I don’t really like clowns myself… and I think lots of kids don’t like them either!!!!!

  16. gary says:

    I say again, RIP Michael Jackson

    (moderator: no more offensive than blasphemy [see above] so please let this comment thru, sheesh)

  17. LilyBear says:

    Pizza the Clown……..Pennywise the Clown……….one and the same? I think so!

  18. Amy says:

    I feel bad for the people trying to make it as clowns…but really, change your approach if you don’t want kids screaming bloody murder! Stupid IT, ruined it for all of them.

  19. Shelley says:

    Where is this from?!? My parents tell a story all the time about going to IHOP and seeing Pizza the Clown (a big slice of fun) and his sidekick Zesty!

  20. steve says:

    I never use to be afraid of clowns until AFP came along.

  21. Billswife says:

    Poor child. I don’t blame her. Clowns are icky, creepy, scary–especially this one!

  22. CRS says:

    I hate clowns. Hate, hate, hate them. They are creepy. Where’s my bow?

  23. Lee says:

    I think Pizza the clown just stole that girls soul…..AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  24. J says:

    Egads….who can blame the kid, lol?!?

  25. Poetikat says:

    Obviously, I meant to say “petrify me”… See, I was so freaked out, I couldn’t think straight!

  26. Poetikat says:

    All clowns petrify. Any shape, any size.

  27. that guy says:

    smart kid

  28. kp says:

    Why does pizza the clown have a horseshoe around his mouth?

  29. Laiza says:

    Oh my, could be me, you know? HAHAHAHA

  30. karn mulva says:

    Awkward tongue pose!!! Awkward tongue pose!!! Ick……

  31. Binky says:

    The way his lips are curled around his tongue combined with the apparent motion of his left hand suggest to me his is also making some kind of spooky “clown sound” to punctuate his gesture…yikes.

  32. Heidi says:

    Pizza The Clown was heard yelling to a crowd of police and on lookers, “Stay back! If you come any closer, the kid GETS IT!”

    The situation ended moments after when a sniper positioned on top of the ball crawl took him out. Little Jenny Watts appeared alright, but was taken to the hospital for evaluation.

  33. Mark says:

    The writing on his hat looks like it was written in blood! . . . or pizza sauce

  34. jules says:

    Why in the world would a parent do that to a child? So many kids are terrified of clowns, and a parent would force a child to sit on a clown’s lap when that child is clearly afraid? Awkward, maybe, but this is also just mean.

  35. Wombatgirl says:

    Let the therapy begin!

  36. laurie says:

    “REAL clowns wear boxing shorts and hold kids like footballs! WAAAH!”

  37. sara says:

    “pizza” written in blood?…

  38. Jesus. Where are the Van Helsings when you really need them?

  39. nicswife says:

    not awkward…. terrifying!!!!

  40. Señor_Citizen says:

    No amount of grape soda and pepperoni slices will ever be able to compensate for the emotional trauma this young lady has experienced.
    I can only hope that Pizza Clown doesn’t have a Christmas gig as a mall Santa.

  41. nite owl says:

    The gardening gloves get me every time!

    • clownh8er says:

      I KNOW! I was just about to mention that! They look like the kind a murderous clown would wear to keep the blood off his hands, and his fingerprints off the crime scene.

  42. mjd says:

    And I thought Chuck-E-Cheese was creepy.

  43. Cheesewhiz says:

    I’d be crying too…in fact, somewhere there is a picture of me just like that.

  44. Snowrider says:

    Once again….clown angst. At least there’s no “Hug not drugs” shirt this time. Clowns=evil.

  45. J.F. says:

    That sound you hear is the Therapist saying, “ca, chingg”

  46. Maxwell says:

    clowns are scary

  47. Lamech says:

    Is he taking her hostage?

  48. Dora says:

    She’ll never eat pizza again. At least untill it’s delivered by a Brad Pitt look-a-like pizza boy.

  49. grimey says:

    I’m scared of Pizza the Clown too!

  50. Tocsnai says:

    The mozzarella-white mouth, the sauce-red shirt, the green…. elements….

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