Slice of Life

July 2nd, 2009

Slice of Life - Kids

Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.

(submitted by Russ)

129 Responses to “Slice of Life”

  1. adfogg says:

    After a long day driving, we finally found a motel with vacancy. Except the only room available was a circus themed room. We went to check it out and when our youngest son saw the clown painted on the wall, he clung to my legs saying “No clowns! No clowns!” We kept driving…

  2. Meesh says:

    I never feared clowns ….until this moment.

  3. Becca says:

    I can imagine that awful carnival…

  4. Chad says:

    If you look at his hand, you can see a tan line. It looks like he wears those clown gloves all the time. Creeeepy.

  5. Monica Key says:

    When the construction business was slow, John Wayne Gacy delivered pizzas for tips, and to meet some swell kids.

  6. John says:

    Is it just me? I see an amazing resemblance between that clown and Bill Clinton.

  7. Carol says:

    I’d scream too!

  8. Flim Springfield says:

    The picture is scary. Heck, I’m scared! The hand reaching for the viewer. The child in the creature’s clutches – no escape. The tattered clothes, the wig made from hair from a cadaver. A Styrofoam hat handwritten “pizza” – and I take notice the backdrop seam, not only cheap but symbolizes there is no end, looping into infinity.

  9. Sanz says:

    Caption should read: Scared For Life!

  10. Jessica says:

    This is how I was told my first birthday went…

  11. jnm says:

    clowns aren’t funny, they’re scary

  12. festusgramps says:

    ….and yet another terrorized child by some goof who thinks it’s hilarious to dress up in a garishly ugly outfit to make kids laugh. Execute clowns!

  13. cadsam says:

    I think this little girl might have made at least one attempt at escape. Notice Pizza’s right wrist , now the girls lower teeth, and finally the “dribble” on her dress. Also I studied the position of his mouth, mimicked it, and the sound is a gutteral grimace of pain (hehe) TRY IT!

  14. Emily says:

    That child is only expressing what I feel right now. I HATE CLOWNS!!

  15. Mari says:

    This is a new governement program designed to scare kids away from eating junkfood.

  16. pizza the clown says:

    i mean.. you come up with a better name

  17. Rockso says:


  18. colleen says:

    This site needs a category for creepy clown photos

  19. lynzyloo says:

    haha that would be something I would do as a little girl…or now

  20. Angie says:

    I’d be crying too.

  21. Veggiesaurus says:

    I’ve thought about things, and have come to this conclusion: This clown knows he is totally not funny. He calls himself “Pizza” because kids like pizza, and he therefore hopes that this will translate into him being more likeable to the kids. This is obviously an epic failure.

    One thing about clowns is that you never know who they are in real life because their makeup hides them in their creepy clown lives. John Wayne Gacy, serial killer and clown, is a good example. 30+ bodies found in his crawl space after he was caught. That’s all I’m saying.

    • judilivesinabox says:

      I am so scarred by that comment it isn’t even funny. *the comment wasn’t supposed to be funny in the first place, I’m pretty sure*
      My hatred of clowns was bad enough a few minutes ago, now it’s descended into sheer terror.
      Which, for some sick reason, pleases me.
      You have totally given foundation for my phobia.

  22. BadMoFo13 says:

    I feel bad for that little girl. She’s genuinely horrified. But in the immortal words of Krusty, “Don’t blame me. IIIIIIIIIIII didn’t do it!” He’s scaring the bejesuz out of little kids, just like clowns are supposed to. If anything, blame the parents. Who exposes their kid to a freaky thing like that? She’ll likely never eat pizza again.

  23. Mindy says:

    Hysterical and horrifying!

  24. Melba says:


  25. GNWpsycho says:

    Why? WhY? why do clowns still exist when everyone I know of any age hates them? This poor kid has deep seated emotional problems stemming from this picture.

  26. Sarah.J says:

    *Rocks back and forth in bed while sitting in fetal position*

  27. Mario says:

    Creepy clown alright. Outright disturbing in fact. I hope the kid recovered in a timely fashion

  28. Julie says:

    Creepy tongue actions going on here with Pizza. Yikes! No wonder I hate clowns.

  29. JerseyPam says:

    Ewwwww, his nose looks like it should be inside his body somewhere! Worst clown school graduate ever!!!

  30. nikki says:

    They had her ride home in the family car Christine to her mother Carrie

  31. Gee says:

    Each time I look at the photo I feel more and more like doing exactly the same thing as the little girl!

  32. randomrandom! says:


  33. Joanne says:

    See this girl will be one of those people that grows up scared of clowns…but at least when those people who actually like clowns laugh and ask why…she’ll at least have photographic proof as to why they’re creepy buggers!!

  34. Maggie says:

    They are scarring that poor kid for life!!!

  35. Ricky says:

    Ronalds first job.

    • Rondi says:

      Yeah, right… He’s probably thinking pizza is not working out all that well… let’s try cheeseburgers…

  36. Peter says:

    Does ANYBODY really like clowns???

  37. Jay says:

    Funny if I didn’t have kids. Now I just feel like calling CPS.

  38. Edamame says:

    I wonder if that clown stars in bad D list horror movies. That poor child is probabl traumatized for life- I sure know that I would be.

  39. Stan says:

    Holy crap! I remember Pizza the Clown. When I was a kid, my mom brought me to a circus that had come to our town in Western Massachusetts. He had, what i recalled as, a sailors hat that said Pizza” on it. He juggled one ball and was absolutely unfunny, even to a little kid. For years “Pizza the Clown” was a running joke in the family. I never got this close though. Creepy.

  40. melissa says:

    clowns are down right SCARY!

  41. emm says:

    the only way i am convincing myself that this is not as terrifying as it seems, is to believe that ‘pizza the clown’ is actually a clown in korea or somewhere like that, where things might get a little lost in the translation…

  42. Daniel says:

    Goodness, two mouths or smiles are just too much on a clown.

  43. KG says:

    There is something obscene about that smile. scary.

  44. Bdiddy says:

    that is by far the creepiest clown I’ve ever seen. I’d be scared he’d eat my kid.

  45. Alice says:

    I would be crying too if i saw a clown that scary with pizza written in marker on the hat and puke green colored hair……

  46. Mercy says:

    Now I’m going to have clown nightmares. Crap.

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