Well, at least he was wearing a seatbelt.
(submitted by Sismouse)
“It’s not a man purse it’s a satchel… Indiana Jones wears one.”
I love how the places where he is not sunburned is because it was where his fat rolled over and covered that portion of him up.
I really dig his farmer’s tan.
He forgot to put on his uniform shirt before he went out to guard the crossing.
it’s the new crossing guard uniform: the uniform is burned into the skin!
What happened to him? Odd! LOL
I’ve never seen a beauty pageant sash do that before…but on him it works.
i really wish he was sitting on a john deer drinking a canned PBR.
now THAT is hot.
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