Well, at least he was wearing a seatbelt.
(submitted by Sismouse)
OMG!! That’s worse than a farmer’s tan!
Gosh, I was kind of hoping for a disco inferno when the page opened…
or maybe he was awearin’ his safety patrolin’ belt
Roy was constantly raving about the UFO’s hovering over his double-wide. Now he had the radiation burns to prove it.
^^^^ My fav comment about this one!
remember, click it or ticket!
wow that guy can apply sunscreen in the shape of a seat belt! such talent…
Sadly, this was the most formally attired man at the Nascar race
OK.. THIS is my favorite comment of this thread
He could be British as other countries DO drive on the “wrong” side of the road, no?
Oh man, if Dad would have let me drive the boat some I would only be dealing with a white diamond shape on my chest.
And he was in the passenger side of the vehicle!!!!
I feel it my duty to point this fact out to all those suggesting that “he may be a paper boy”.
newspapers are delivered by paper boys in the very early morning hours. before the sun has risen, therefore making it impossible to get sunburned while employed at this task.
To imply otherwise displays a wanton disregard in utilizing every day logic before pressing the post button. bringing not just shame to dullards like yourself but also incurring the scorn of all those who have ever delivered or even purchased and read a newspaper. This disapproval is surely shared and likely magnified in the hearts of all those who read and enjoy awkwardfamilyphotos.com
There are towns that have both a morning and afternoon route. My grandma’s paper came every day at 3pm. She got her local paper in the morning and the big city paper in the afternoon.
So your statement is inaccurate. Instead of disapproving of people, why not expand your mind and consider the fact that different places have different ways of doing things?
Not always- I run a bundle route to racks, post offices, carriers, and gas stations in the wee hours, but our carriers have until 5 p.m. on the weekdays and until 8 a.m. on Saturday to get the papers on the porches.
Or, were you trying to be funny? Missed it…
Maybe the route takes him a little longer to complete these days
Jeff Foxworthy dreams about this kind of stuff.
Holy crap, that’s gonna sting in the morning…
Ouch that’s gonna hurt
Well, that’s what he gets for cross-guarding with no shirt!
Chagrined, David realizes he took the farmer’s tan thing just a little TOO far….
He must have been passed out in the passenger seat based on the pattern of the burn.
If he was indeed riding that midlife crisis-mobile, topless, the direction of the seatbelt white suggests he was the passenger. Not cool, Ray; not cool.
In fact, Cool-Ray glasses do not make Ray cool at all.
Of course he could come from a country where they have the temerity to drive on the other side of the road…
Too bad a safety belt doesn’t restrain you from driving topless.
Wonder if the shades come off, we would see Ricky Racoon??
Sometimes a photo needs no caption to be funny
I wonder if he’s single?
He looks like a diver’s flag
not a beauty pageant sash.
This looks like the strap of his *compound bow*, strung over his back
and he looks so proud…………….
This is what happens when you go shirtless with your compound bow slung jauntialy across your midsection.
Or your Girl Scouts sash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Girl Scout Sash!!!
The hat’s kept his head nicely fair. Good thinkin’.
The background here is so evocative of that ‘burban life that produced his burn and the belly it’s adorning. The interlocking chain link fences across two yards, the in-ground pool with the hose that maybe filled it for the summer…. This is utopia somewhere in Nebraska.
In-ground vs. above-ground pools- study and report back to us.
nope you are wrong…Nebraska is too cold to justify a pool….it’s Missouri
I thought it was his beauty pagent sash.
“Stick a fork in me…I’m done.”
Is he the shirtless crossing guard?
He won’t be smiling tomorrow….or next week when it all peels off!
I didn’t know you could outgrow a tan.
Thinking a manpurse is all the protection you need, instead of sunscreen lotion.
That bears a remarkable resemblance to a map of I-65 through downtown Indianapolis…ok, ok. Sorry. (Your better than that Don)
this made me laugh out loud!
No…this is good!
As a fellow Indiana resident- I can just say SO TRUE, SO TRUE, LOL!!!
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty…….
Or, maybe, a miss America belt.
I thought it was a sash too! He’s wearing the hat and glasses to hide the funny tan lines from his crown!
I’m guessing he drove a mid-life crisis convertable.
In the passenger seat of life, one should remember to take care of the evidence! Don’t tell his wife!
maybe he’s a paper boy
Right, no crash, but all burn!
Too sexy for his shirt.
You win this comment round!
Gotta love the Colt .45 hat!!!
Either that or he’s a paper boy.
That’s what you get driving topless and top down through Death Valley.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today
Perhaps he was working as a school crossing guard sans shirt.
Or a shirtless mail carrier?
Aw, son, that’s a pain I know all too well. I also have pictures to prove it. I’m… I’m also shirtless in mine.
It was a hell of a honeymoon.
…ohh, my gosh…
Steve shows the additional benefits of having a paper route.
Him, the axe man, and handprints guy should all form a support group. SPF Optional.
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