August 12th, 2009

Doubt - Wedding

<Apparently, everyone objects at this wedding.

(submitted by Taylor)

145 Responses to “Doubt”

  1. Stacy Elizabeth says:

    I don’t get it…..

  2. Retromodgirl says:

    I don’t get it.

  3. Samantha says:

    I know the bride! This is freaking funny!

  4. Enny says:

    So I love this website. and what i love even more is this picture….i went to high school with both the bride and groom. Wanna know whats even funnier, the rest of their wedding album!

  5. Kittybell says:

    The most awkward part about this to me is that the groom looks exactly like an ex of mine. Even if it’s not him, this photo is priceless. xD

    (And as a note to Roballen, my ex was really short…so it’s plausible.)

  6. cyndi says:

    HILARIOUS! Are they still together?

  7. roballen says:

    Has anyone considered that this is either a very short couple or a very tall minister? You wanna bet he’s standing on a box?
    I’m thinking it was a shotgun wedding, hence the location: parents’ living room. And hence the look on groom’s face: deer in headlights. Apparently somebody to the minister’s left just took God’s name in vain. Now, the yellow lilies: there s simply no explanation or excuse for that.

  8. Dwight says:

    I hope that’s the flowers I smell!

  9. Lisa says:

    Candy cane ribbon on the bouquet with yellow lilies! Awkward.

  10. Lady says:

    Is that a ghost?

  11. Btelgeus says:

    The minister is thinking: What-have-I-done????

  12. Deborah says:

    A great wedding Portrait doesn’t just take itself!!!

  13. Rio says:

    Hey, is that guy staring at us. Is he with you?

  14. hijinks says:

    Please, all of you, stop it, I can’t breathe!

  15. Zoe says:

    this looks really shopped to me, funny nonetheless

  16. Charley says:

    Hey, is that the same dude from the Hershey’s park photo?

  17. Alekx says:



  18. magillicuddy says:

    I think this is one of my favorites… just back to work after vacation, and this made it worthwhile coming into the office…

  19. Em says:

    Why did they get married in my mom’s living room a week before Christmas?

  20. Griffin says:

    Famous Amos, during in his younger years as a minister and criminal psychologist, considers new ingrediants for his next batch of cookies…….

  21. Elizabeth says:

    this photo would be great inspiration for a Twilight Zone story.

  22. todd says:

    omg a martha stewart wedding gone wrong!

  23. Shakespeare? says:

    Like KRAFT, this is the cheesiest!

  24. Snowrider says:

    Seriously…The minister looks very much like a bit part actor (Jamaican) that we see occasionally. Does anybody regognize him?

  25. ajAX1 says:

    Surprise, Surprise, surprise. Backed that thing up and pinned him to the fireplace – hope it isn’t lit!

  26. colleen says:

    The priest is thinking about the exorcism he has scheduled to perform after the wedding gig.

  27. bubba says:

    who is she checking out on the side? she has that little squirmish smile going on, like one of his friends was checking her out and likewise.

  28. Lacie says:

    They look like they are 12!!!! Are they even old enough to get married??? Hmmm….

  29. shana says:

    What I find most awkward, for me, is the fact that I have that same clock. Not a good sign.

  30. kristina says:

    pretty much stunned by the whole shebang but most importantly….YELLOW lilies? Really? C’mon!!! It was so close to PERFECT!

  31. Wendy says:

    Crossbow wedding?

  32. S. says:

    This actually looks like something out of a theatrical performance rather than a real wedding.

  33. mis says:

    Is it just me, or does the groom have that “deer in the headlights” look? LOL

  34. emm says:

    and just then, father time heard the clock strike 2:26…

  35. Maya B says:

    Gotta love the bride’s ring on the outside of the glove…classy.

  36. Darci says:

    How old are these kids…looks like the minister made it into the prom pictures.

  37. Alyssa says:

    Is the minister standing on the fireplace. He has to be since he’s a head taller than everyone. That’s awkward, that your minister is like a foot above you.

  38. john in co says:

    If it was shopped why would anyone pick the photo with the minister looking all weirded out?

  39. Tim says:

    The ceremony was suddenly interrupted by a loud noise; Aunt Marney had gone to the kitchen and saw the non-regulation casserole dishes.

  40. Alan says:

    Immediately after Father Shephard asked whether anyone objected to the wedding, the clock struck 13 times. Seeing that it was actually 2:26 in the afternoon, the townspeople interpreted it as an omen and realized that only a virgin sacrifice would protect them from the Doomsday Clock.

    But the question on everyone’s mind was, of course, “Which virgin will it be?”

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