Mom always told him “You’ll shoot your eye out!” But this wasn’t his fault this time. It’s still under investigation. They believe it was an accident, but aren’t sure if it happen when grandma was out hunting critters or if it was the neighbor clan. Something about a pink Barbie Compound Bow?…
Umm…folks, is it me, or does Corona Man look like he’s wearing women’s cut jeans? Maybe the Corona crop top isn’t meant to be a muscle shirt? I’m just sayin’
Truly breathtaking. So was Corona a more manly type of beer back in the 80s? I feel like this might be the equivalent of a Bartles and Jaymes T-shirt. The stuff is delicious, but don’t ask, don’t tell.
This is a graduation picture from Freemont High School, home of the Freemont Fightin’ Fabios. All of the families get to take their picture with the school mascot at commencement to help them remember the good ol’ days. Their commencement speaker was Kurtwood Smith, who played the dad Red on that 70’s show who was nice enough to pose with them while preparing for his new role in the remake of The Pirate Movie.
Don, your narrative is some of the best comedy writing I’ve heard in a long time. Just a question…didn’t the Freemont Fightin’ Fabios take state in Bodybuilding and Hair Design that year?
okay, so this picture is the most awkward on the whole site and you just made it even better. thank you, thank you so much. now i must go change my pants.
oh this made me laugh. first i was so impressed with kid rock attending, and then i saw dad’s giant eye patch and i cant stop laughing. but you know, even tho i laugh, i think, “hey they all DID make it to the graduation.” so they are a better family than mine.
Dad probably got that eye injury when the graduates tossed their hats into the air to celebrate! It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Thanks for bringing us back to reality dad!
Nope, that’s a brother, because dad, the other guy on the left and Corona dude all have the same jawline and the graduate and Corona dude, share a similiar chin! But grandma is definetely a ghost! lol
OMG….Too funny, Greg–HOT as always, Stevie, WOW.. I remember that long hair & cropped top, Jen, Fabulous hair style–we all had it, Mike, so thin…looks like a glare not a patch, Carol, looking fabulous in stylish stripes LOL…, G’ma, yes she is the Angel, miss her! She’s washed out, all decked in white, huh? And my old Jeff…..hmmmm….let me guess, he’s still on his way there?? Jeff! HA HA!
Allright, this is my family. The older brother and sister are not in the picture. On the left, polo boy still dresses the same, ‘Fabio’ now shaves his head and framed his prized ‘Corona’ shirt, Dad retired the patch as he can see out of both eyes now, daughter Jen is still beautiful (darker hair now), I retired my striped outfit and Grandma is not a ‘ghost’, she is our angel. So there… Quite making fun of us. Oh well, we did make you laugh. The year was 1991.
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Wow! there are so many things one could say. Fabio is hilarious.
Fabio prior to his famous roller coaster ride…..
fabio ? how ’bout eye patch dad !! ? hahahahaha
I think Dad and Bryan got in a tussle over Bryan’s choice of a belly shirt for the occasion.
Mom always told him “You’ll shoot your eye out!” But this wasn’t his fault this time. It’s still under investigation. They believe it was an accident, but aren’t sure if it happen when grandma was out hunting critters or if it was the neighbor clan. Something about a pink Barbie Compound Bow?…
LOLOLOLOL
hahahahah…ohh man thats good stuff right there…
lol!!!
The 80’s…*shakes head*
I had this as my desktop picture for a while.
Great one.
It’s kind of frightening how much this reminds me of my family…
Umm…folks, is it me, or does Corona Man look like he’s wearing women’s cut jeans? Maybe the Corona crop top isn’t meant to be a muscle shirt? I’m just sayin’
Corona shirt man is the most beautiful man in the cosmos
INDEED ♥
Truly breathtaking. So was Corona a more manly type of beer back in the 80s? I feel like this might be the equivalent of a Bartles and Jaymes T-shirt. The stuff is delicious, but don’t ask, don’t tell.
The only thing that would make this better for me is if the bodybuilder/slash/hairband boy in the Corona belly shirt was also wearing the eye patch.
oh, that made me spit tea.
That would have been perfect! Made me laugh out loud.
that would be awesome!! rofl
This is a graduation picture from Freemont High School, home of the Freemont Fightin’ Fabios. All of the families get to take their picture with the school mascot at commencement to help them remember the good ol’ days. Their commencement speaker was Kurtwood Smith, who played the dad Red on that 70’s show who was nice enough to pose with them while preparing for his new role in the remake of The Pirate Movie.
Don, your narrative is some of the best comedy writing I’ve heard in a long time. Just a question…didn’t the Freemont Fightin’ Fabios take state in Bodybuilding and Hair Design that year?
That’s awesome!!
That’s the best thing I have read all day! Fight on, Fabio.
okay, so this picture is the most awkward on the whole site and you just made it even better. thank you, thank you so much. now i must go change my pants.
You know, it was all fun until dad’s eye got poked out.
Ooooh, too funny!!! lol.
That’s Corona shirt was what granny with the tinted shades was originally going to wear.
That eye patch is just so he won’t have to see Corona mid-riff man.
Hory Crap. I think the guy on the left is my chemistry teacher!
He’s actually pretty hot.
I am pretty sure the graduate was my sophomore English teacher, Mrs. Klett.
oh this made me laugh. first i was so impressed with kid rock attending, and then i saw dad’s giant eye patch and i cant stop laughing. but you know, even tho i laugh, i think, “hey they all DID make it to the graduation.” so they are a better family than mine.
OMG, I do not know what is funnier, the posts here or some of the stuff my coworkers come up with.
Ma-ma-ma my Corona
Dad probably got that eye injury when the graduates tossed their hats into the air to celebrate! It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Thanks for bringing us back to reality dad!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
You see now this is what happens when you run with scissors in your hand…
Corona dude must have punched out dad.
Suzie’s graduation’s today? Sweet, I’ll put on my best tank top for the occasion!
Anybody else thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah, it was the ‘Corona shirt guy’ that punched him.
Okay, now who’s bright idea was it to make the hairy man where a belly shirt?
wow, do these people even belong in the same photo? Oh look, Mom is holding onto her daughter for dear life. That one is not getting out of her sight.
The 80’s hair band rocker kills me. I can’t even see cause i have been laughing so hard.
Corona boy has got to be the boyfriend – look how Mom & Dad are hanging on to their precious daughter, as if to say “you’ll never get her!”
And is granny freakin’ anybody else out? I think we have the first photo proof of ghosts here!
Nope, that’s a brother, because dad, the other guy on the left and Corona dude all have the same jawline and the graduate and Corona dude, share a similiar chin! But grandma is definetely a ghost! lol
OMG….Too funny, Greg–HOT as always, Stevie, WOW.. I remember that long hair & cropped top, Jen, Fabulous hair style–we all had it, Mike, so thin…looks like a glare not a patch, Carol, looking fabulous in stylish stripes LOL…, G’ma, yes she is the Angel, miss her! She’s washed out, all decked in white, huh? And my old Jeff…..hmmmm….let me guess, he’s still on his way there?? Jeff! HA HA!
Nice of him to dress for the occasion.
Meanwhile, Captain Ron was enjoying some much needed shore leave at his brothers graduation.
I’m sure Corona Guy celebrated this graduation by throwing rocks around the parking lot in his 83 Trans AM… to the sweet sounds of Van Halen.
Is the Jennifer Aniston?!
And, is that her sister with the Corona top? She’s hot!
Allright, this is my family. The older brother and sister are not in the picture. On the left, polo boy still dresses the same, ‘Fabio’ now shaves his head and framed his prized ‘Corona’ shirt, Dad retired the patch as he can see out of both eyes now, daughter Jen is still beautiful (darker hair now), I retired my striped outfit and Grandma is not a ‘ghost’, she is our angel. So there… Quite making fun of us. Oh well, we did make you laugh. The year was 1991.
Corona boy was HOT, I had a boyfriend just like him.
Nice! All you need is apple pie and ice cream.♥
Thoroughly confused by the 1st date mentioned. Now I see. BUT – - – are these people RELATED ????
I would marry the polo shirt guy but still party with Corona boy in his van!