This guy is my secret late night indulgence. My husband caught me looking at him AGAIN tonight! But I can’t help myself. No matter how crappy my day has been, one glance and I go to bed giggling, even the powerpoint makes me laugh now. I just want to understand – WHY? oh WHY?!!!
This one gets me every time. I can just hear the photographer saying “now act like you’re about to check your watch. It’ll be a nice action shot!”
Of course, it still begs the question of why he left his watch on in the first place, but hey…
He probably thought his girlfriend would love this picture as a
Valentine’s Day present. I feel bad for the two people in this situation:
the photographer and the girlfriend.
Whoa, what do you mean the photo session is over, it’s only been what 2 minutes and I’ve got several other outfits and hair styles I want you to shoot.
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he has a watch tan line that’s why he left it on! lol
I guess he really wanted that watch. ;-P
My favorite part is the painted outlet in the bottom right corner
Same here!
Oh Dear God.
Imagine what it looks like in the back!?
Lol! I just choked.
oh, wanda honey…….i think time’s up doll……………..meow
I truly wish my sister was here to see this. We have warped sense of humor that really appreciates this shot. omg. too funny!!
it’s sexy time
No, it’s Buisness Time!
Must be a Wednesday…but no business socks??
This man is a God on so many levels.
This guy is my secret late night indulgence. My husband caught me looking at him AGAIN tonight! But I can’t help myself. No matter how crappy my day has been, one glance and I go to bed giggling, even the powerpoint makes me laugh now. I just want to understand – WHY? oh WHY?!!!
love the mullet!
This photo will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. A gold watch? Classy.
Somebody needs to do a little manscaping, I’m just saying.
I was thinking the same thing LOL!!
Holy God… it’s IRL Boomhauer. “Them Dang ol’ *mumble mumble mumble* banana hammock, man.”
“If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time!”
Haha! That’s good.
This one gets me every time. I can just hear the photographer saying “now act like you’re about to check your watch. It’ll be a nice action shot!”
Of course, it still begs the question of why he left his watch on in the first place, but hey…
10 minutes ’till “magic time”
Uh, honey we have 15 minutes before dominoes delivers our pizza!
I think he’s quite attractive, in a 70′s sort of way.
But it’s a totally 80s photo!
Caption should read…
Time to find my pants…
OR
Time to do some manscaping!
hey wait…he should be in the mullet competition!!!!!!!!!
What time is it? Time to get busy!
this should be in the mullet contest!
He gets my vote for “Best Mullet”
Excuse me, Tarzan, do you know what time it is?
Good one!
This guy was hot stuff at the Tulsa, OK Chippendales back in 1986.
Keep telling yourself it’s Photoshopped. That won’t stop the nightmares!
Mommy, make it stop.
I wonder (if we plugged him in to the outlet on the wall behind him) if he would light up? Think of the possibilities for Christmas!
LMAO!
Loved this guy the first time we saw him. Still love him.
doesn’t this photo just scream john waters?!
Who wants to bet 10 bux that his hairstyle is the same today? (and double or nothing that he still has that speedo kickin around somewheres?)
2 words. Manscape PLEASE!!!
Dude needs to shave his bikini line.
I’d love to know how the photographer kept a straight face!!!
I think this guy is in a “time warp” the hair style says it all!
photoshoped but still,,, LoL
hahaha omg that pun ade a terrible picture even worse.
I wish the imaginary table he’s resting his arm on wasn’t imaginary…
Great Photoshop shot! The head doesn’t match, but who cares?
I was thinking the exact same thing. The head is way out of proportion to the body. But the concept is good.
looooooooollll!!!! LMAO!!!
as ridiculous as this is, I can’t stop looking at the electrical outlet at the bottom of the picture. CLASSY.
I was wondering if anyone else noticed this or not!!
my favorite detail, glad we are in this together…
He probably thought his girlfriend would love this picture as a
Valentine’s Day present. I feel bad for the two people in this situation:
the photographer and the girlfriend.
At least the phtographer got paid!
Hahaha excellent!
im traumatized for life!
Me too. Let’s start a support group.
hilarious!
Whoa, what do you mean the photo session is over, it’s only been what 2 minutes and I’ve got several other outfits and hair styles I want you to shoot.
haha! LOVE the power point on the wall.. The gold wristwatch is icing and the power point is the sprinkles on the big hairy awkward cake…
Cracking up not never before.!
OMG, you just made me pee my pants!
LOL
this guy looks like my dad. 0.o”
im so sorry…
“thanks for the watch, my love. And I give you what you want – a picture of my hair.”
Just about ALL of it!
come on is the gold watch really necissary
Its miller time! Im gonna pull a sneaky for halloween & set this as my 20 yr old daughters wallpaper
oh. mygod. LMAO
Ha ha! i’ll leave this one on my mum’s desktop while she’s at work..