Fistful of Awkwardness

August 29th, 2009

Fistful of Awkwardness - Family Portrait

Perhaps the Renaissance would have been a better call.

(submitted by Christina)

123 Responses to “Fistful of Awkwardness”

  1. Dave says:

    Where is that guys other fist?

  2. jimbo says:

    “Hmmmm… honey what should our theme be?”

    “Let’s see, either brothel or opium den…”

  3. bof says:

    Mixed metaphor, mixed metaphor… Nah, Diced meatafor.

  4. jj says:

    ” but dad I don’t want to wear the lady’s of the night dress’ ……….

  5. j-dizzle says:

    “…lady in red…is dancing with me…”
    this is all the moms idea….look at her face

  6. Dooby says:

    I swear that guy is Bill Paxton.

  7. Joseph Stalant says:


  8. Cailiejan says:

    I wonder if this little family gem was sent to Gramma as a christmas card??? lol

  9. Emilie says:

    Les Misérables! “I smell women, smell them in the air. Think I’ll drop my anchor in that harbour over there..” :S

  10. Andrea says:

    Is is just me or does the dad look like he is waiting for the police to bust in and arrest him?


    How much therapy are these two girls gonna need after this repressed memory comes to the surface and the embarrassment these two girls much feel when their friends come over and see this photo on the living room wall…

  11. iLOLd says:

    Not as note-worthy as the sequel: “Fistful of Denial.”

  12. Alekx says:

    …is that allowed?

  13. Keara says:

    Ummm why is Kevin Bacon drinking in this photo?

  14. daisy90 says:

    Uh – where’s his other hand? Very creepy!

  15. Fumbly says:

    A Young Samuel Adams puts together his first sales and marketing team. “do what you have to ladies.”

  16. Cat says:

    Is it me, or does this seem a little inappropriate?

  17. Joseph Zullo says:


  18. Eric says:

    Sorry….this is super hot. i don’t care what anyone says.

  19. Niecey says:

    That is sooooo wrong. That’s just.plain.wrong.

  20. James says:

    This picture absolutely baffles me. Why did Paul Revere visit giant chair land in the wild, wild west?

  21. Bastet11 says:

    Having the gartered thigh of your young daughter that close to your face has got to be the most awkward thing ever for this dad. (I hope!)

  22. Randy says:

    This looks like one of those mock-up portraits that you can get at fairs and whatnot. Why they chose the whorehouse scenario for their young daughters is beyond me, but it is fairly giggle-worthy

  23. Val says:

    Hm. I have one a great deal like it in a drawer. In fact, I think that’s the exact same dress I wore!

  24. Bonnie says:

    I can just hear the mom in this picture giving out solid advice…’Just be kind to the gentleman Fancy, they’ll be kind to you….’

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