The way that his smile is so evident in his eyes and the fact that she is so secure that she is wearing no visible makeup in her engagement photo just screams that these two are ridiculously happy. We should all be so lucky as to have such an awkward photo.
Step 1. Place shaving cream and razor under pillow before bedtime.
Step 2. Slip a few Tylenol pm into his snack.
Step 3. Wait till “Dimples” falls fast asleep.
Step 4. Remove shaving cream and razor from under pillow.
Step 5. Carefully shave the beard-fro and clean up the evidence.
Step 6. When “Sweet cheeks” wakes up in the morning, give him a big kiss and tell him
how great he looks.
The composition of the picture leaves me sea-sick. Everything’s off at a different angle. And then her hair appears way longer on one side than the other.
I was thinking the same thing. He’s actually pretty adorable – they’re a cute couple. Other than the Evil Killer Plant…it’s just on the hairy edge (couldn’t resist the pun) between awkward and not.
That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with his alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.
(Tell the pretty lady not be mad at me…I’m not trying to hit on her man…I’m just sayin’)
That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.
This guy is one of those hardcore imposing big fellows with tattoos just everywhere but has the soul of a kitten. You just know it. It is hilarious that he is so into the photo. The beard fro is awesome!!!!!!
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It might be the green stuff just being suggestive to my unconscious but his beard looks a lot loike seaweed
My first thought was that, aside from the green stuff, this was actually a really cute photo of two happy people. Then I imagined him laughing evilly…
Unbeknownst to Susan, the full moon was going to be out that night…Jack, feeling it’s pull, was already beginning his transition!
I’d like you to meet my big brother Ben. He’s a big ol’ teddy bear most of the time. Ben, I hope I don’t have to slap your hand again !
RUN LADY…HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
He’s not looking into the camera. He’s seeing something he wants very badly somewhere on the floor.
I’d hate to watch that guy eat lentil soup.
i guarantee that guy works for a radio station. has funny things to say. knows alot of cool people. top towns-folk.
The way that his smile is so evident in his eyes and the fact that she is so secure that she is wearing no visible makeup in her engagement photo just screams that these two are ridiculously happy. We should all be so lucky as to have such an awkward photo.
The thing is, after the wedding she forced him to shave it!!
She probably wouldn’t let him lean to the other side for fear of getting beard in her eyes/nose/mouth. This is terrifying yet hilariously fantastic.
they look ‘one happy couple’
THIS… IS…. MARTHA!
What is with the green stuff? That is the only thing that is annoying in this picture.
ZZ Top’s newest member.
I think they are adorable!
You’re right, very cute & genuine couple.
Dear diary,
Today, not one person noticed my shirt…
File this one under “Trying too Hard To Look Casual”.
If this had been taken in a pool, I’d think the guy was trying to drown her.
I see the promos for “New Moon” are out. Something tells me the director took a few liberties with the story.
I think he is getting ready to bite her neck!
Step 1. Place shaving cream and razor under pillow before bedtime.
Step 2. Slip a few Tylenol pm into his snack.
Step 3. Wait till “Dimples” falls fast asleep.
Step 4. Remove shaving cream and razor from under pillow.
Step 5. Carefully shave the beard-fro and clean up the evidence.
Step 6. When “Sweet cheeks” wakes up in the morning, give him a big kiss and tell him
how great he looks.
Aww, I dunno. I think he’s adorkable.
…and this is a picture of Emily, AFTER she sold her soul.
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia! Chia Pet!
lol!!
LOL!! OMG! Too funny!!
They sure look happy.
The composition of the picture leaves me sea-sick. Everything’s off at a different angle. And then her hair appears way longer on one side than the other.
you should see the ponytail running down the back…
It’s an upside down mullett
This is great…absolutely so..it’s got an undefinable something to it…great
Why do I have the urge to take a magnetic stylus and move those iron filings from his beard back up to his head?
That is funny. I can’t get the images of all cool and exciting hair styles out of my mind now
You took the words right out of my mouth! I just want to move those iron filings around and form neato eyebrows and and cool mohawk!
How very…interesting. What? I’m trying to be nice, here.
ugh your grammar annoys me
Lack of punctuation is a grammar problem.
“Mother, I told you, Alan is studying to be a wizard. He’s very committed.”
LOL! Covers the back story perfectly.
This is Sparta!
*swoon* for those dimples!! Why oh why would you hide those AT ALL!!
I was thinking the same thing. He’s actually pretty adorable – they’re a cute couple. Other than the Evil Killer Plant…it’s just on the hairy edge (couldn’t resist the pun) between awkward and not.
I know right?!? I was wondering that myself. They look strangely familiar…..
Ummm the couple. Not the dimples. Although, if he looks familiar then so would his dimples….
OK…I’m just gonna stop right there.
That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with his alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.
(Tell the pretty lady not be mad at me…I’m not trying to hit on her man…I’m just sayin’)
Jesus, wolverine has pulled!
That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.
My Bodyguard
Forget the Beard-fro!! Look out for the laser beams of doom!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!
S-P-A-R-T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!!
*thumbs up*
Why do I have a sudden desire to watch Star Wars?
That’s his happy face.
An American Werewolf in Your Awkward Photo.
Coming soon to a computer monitor near you.
O.k…that was a great response….Love it!
LOL, nice!
Those leaves or whatever those green things are sure look awkward on their face
They are light sabers.
LOL until i scrolled down a bit I thought he’d smudged his eye shadow!
This guy is one of those hardcore imposing big fellows with tattoos just everywhere but has the soul of a kitten. You just know it. It is hilarious that he is so into the photo. The beard fro is awesome!!!!!!
lol, you seriously just described my husband.
.. and mine as well..
People like that are very cool!
Kittens are mean
…and don’t have a soul
…but have tatoos
Honey-move your head for the picture-you are blocking my cool beardfro!
That made me laugh!
This is SPARTA!!!!
That made me laugh.
me too
LMBO!
Me 3.
is that a bit of yesterday’s lunch I see buried in that burly beard??
It’s not the beard that makes this awkward.
It is his hand that is the most. A pic is not the time for trying to grope a person.
My, my, he’s certainly a looker.