The Lookout 2

August 31st, 2009

The Lookout 2 - Couples

Mind the beard-fro.

(submitted by anonymous)

84 Responses to “The Lookout 2”

  1. Mike says:

    It might be the green stuff just being suggestive to my unconscious but his beard looks a lot loike seaweed

  2. Savs says:

    My first thought was that, aside from the green stuff, this was actually a really cute photo of two happy people. Then I imagined him laughing evilly…

  3. Unbeknownst to Susan, the full moon was going to be out that night…Jack, feeling it’s pull, was already beginning his transition!

  4. S says:

    I’d like you to meet my big brother Ben. He’s a big ol’ teddy bear most of the time. Ben, I hope I don’t have to slap your hand again !

  5. Jeanine says:

    RUN LADY…HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

  6. Pauline says:

    He’s not looking into the camera. He’s seeing something he wants very badly somewhere on the floor.

  7. Marie says:

    I’d hate to watch that guy eat lentil soup.

  8. Eric says:

    i guarantee that guy works for a radio station. has funny things to say. knows alot of cool people. top towns-folk.

  9. Elle says:

    The way that his smile is so evident in his eyes and the fact that she is so secure that she is wearing no visible makeup in her engagement photo just screams that these two are ridiculously happy. We should all be so lucky as to have such an awkward photo.

  10. Kate says:

    She probably wouldn’t let him lean to the other side for fear of getting beard in her eyes/nose/mouth. This is terrifying yet hilariously fantastic.

  11. mule says:

    they look ‘one happy couple’

  12. Randy says:

    THIS… IS…. MARTHA!

  13. Anonymous says:

    What is with the green stuff? That is the only thing that is annoying in this picture.

  14. Ray says:

    ZZ Top’s newest member.

  15. alt says:

    I think they are adorable!

  16. Hector says:

    Dear diary,

    Today, not one person noticed my shirt…

  17. Pinky says:

    File this one under “Trying too Hard To Look Casual”.

  18. TheDorsalFin says:

    If this had been taken in a pool, I’d think the guy was trying to drown her.

  19. Kimberly says:

    I see the promos for “New Moon” are out. Something tells me the director took a few liberties with the story.

  20. Linda says:

    I think he is getting ready to bite her neck!

  21. Sidekick says:

    Step 1. Place shaving cream and razor under pillow before bedtime.
    Step 2. Slip a few Tylenol pm into his snack.
    Step 3. Wait till “Dimples” falls fast asleep.
    Step 4. Remove shaving cream and razor from under pillow.
    Step 5. Carefully shave the beard-fro and clean up the evidence.
    Step 6. When “Sweet cheeks” wakes up in the morning, give him a big kiss and tell him
    how great he looks.

  22. JennyLou says:

    Aww, I dunno. I think he’s adorkable.

  23. Lindsay says:

    …and this is a picture of Emily, AFTER she sold her soul.

  24. Frank says:

    Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia! Chia Pet!

  25. Bab says:

    They sure look happy.

  26. Melba says:

    The composition of the picture leaves me sea-sick. Everything’s off at a different angle. And then her hair appears way longer on one side than the other.

  27. Braden says:

    you should see the ponytail running down the back…

  28. vaggo says:

    It’s an upside down mullett

  29. Baron's Life says:

    This is great…absolutely so..it’s got an undefinable something to it…great

  30. GuardMama says:

    Why do I have the urge to take a magnetic stylus and move those iron filings from his beard back up to his head?

    • Angel Baby says:

      That is funny. I can’t get the images of all cool and exciting hair styles out of my mind now :)

    • Susan says:

      You took the words right out of my mouth! I just want to move those iron filings around and form neato eyebrows and and cool mohawk!

  31. Maya B. says:

    How very…interesting. What? I’m trying to be nice, here.

  32. db says:

    “Mother, I told you, Alan is studying to be a wizard. He’s very committed.”

  33. Beth says:

    This is Sparta!

  34. lovin' it! says:

    *swoon* for those dimples!! Why oh why would you hide those AT ALL!!

    • pat says:

      I was thinking the same thing. He’s actually pretty adorable – they’re a cute couple. Other than the Evil Killer Plant…it’s just on the hairy edge (couldn’t resist the pun) between awkward and not.

    • Melanie S. says:

      I know right?!? I was wondering that myself. They look strangely familiar…..

      • Melanie S. says:

        Ummm the couple. Not the dimples. Although, if he looks familiar then so would his dimples….
        OK…I’m just gonna stop right there.

  35. Chestna says:

    That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
    Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with his alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.
    (Tell the pretty lady not be mad at me…I’m not trying to hit on her man…I’m just sayin’)

  36. pda says:

    Jesus, wolverine has pulled!

  37. Chestna says:

    That’s so sweet! He’s moving her out of the way so she won’t be stabbed by the blurry Evil Killer Plant! He’s got a plan, too.
    Right after this picture was taken he turned and used his beard as a shield, the whole time bending the plant to his will with alarmingly cute, dimpled smile.

  38. Rean says:

    My Bodyguard

  39. Jennifer says:

    Forget the Beard-fro!! Look out for the laser beams of doom!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!

  40. NorandaPete says:

    S-P-A-R-T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!!

  41. Cee says:

    Why do I have a sudden desire to watch Star Wars?

  42. kristin says:

    That’s his happy face.

  43. laurie says:

    An American Werewolf in Your Awkward Photo.

    Coming soon to a computer monitor near you.

  44. Mel says:

    Those leaves or whatever those green things are sure look awkward on their face

  45. Mrs Mayers says:

    This guy is one of those hardcore imposing big fellows with tattoos just everywhere but has the soul of a kitten. You just know it. It is hilarious that he is so into the photo. The beard fro is awesome!!!!!!

  46. Joanne says:

    Honey-move your head for the picture-you are blocking my cool beardfro!

  47. Potato says:

    This is SPARTA!!!!

  48. Jenany says:

    is that a bit of yesterday’s lunch I see buried in that burly beard?? ;-)

  49. rwblake says:

    It’s not the beard that makes this awkward.
    It is his hand that is the most. A pic is not the time for trying to grope a person.

  50. My, my, he’s certainly a looker.

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