Magnums

Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.

(submitted by Wendy)

146 Responses to “Magnums”

  1. Michelle says:

    I think the date says ‘89… or is that just wishful thinking?

  2. SeƱor Loco says:

    Three out of the four men in this photo are all active members of the John Stossel Fan Club. Can you guess which ones?

  3. Bleah! says:

    Before you know it they’ll have bea-U-tiful butterflies all over their faces!

  4. I bet I know which one of them was up for the part of A.J. Simon.

  5. eve says:

    It looks to me like it says 89. If you look close there is something about the number in front of the 9 that looks more like an 8. The suits ties and haircuts are too 80’s.

  6. Rebekah says:

    Sing it with me: “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same!!”

  7. JOhan says:

    So it’s awkward for three guys with a mustache to stand with one guy without a mustache? Since when?

    This is reaching. It’s not awkward…

    • Kate says:

      Jeez what a Debbie Downer. (Wah wah waahhhh)

    • Boppie says:

      This is perfect in every way – especially the caption…mustache party…he he he he he

    • DeeBee says:

      Let me guess, you go thru all the pics and tell everyone why it’s not awkward, right? It’s just the name of the site, for crying out loud. To me, it is all about pics that are funny in some way. Stop taking things so literally and enjoy the pics.

      • Ismail says:

        It’s awkward because of what’s going on in that fraction of a second when the picture is being taken, look at the non-mustachioed fellow’s face. You can see the anger, shame, and jealousy in his features… He was never able to grow facial hair :( He’s suffering from mustache-envy.

    • S says:

      I guess we know which one you are.

  8. Chazlette says:

    Caterpillars Unite!!!

  9. elaine says:

    one of these things does not belong here…three of these things are kind of the same…..you know the rest of the song!!

  10. Peenuckle Macgee says:

    The real mario brothers,

  11. harper says:

    bottom right: joe jonas in 20 years

  12. El Kev says:

    There should be a special section on this site specifically dedicated to Olan Mills.

  13. MCR says:

    Meet the Beard brothers. Ironic, isn’t it?

  14. cranky says:

    I like Mr. Red Tie. He has a sly and devilish look about him that says, “My mustache and I know how to have a good time.”

  15. You Know Who says:

    You can almost tell the guy without the mustache rolled his eyes right before the picture. He’s probably the only one married. The others are still chasing the perfect “chick”.

  16. Xtina says:

    I think the interchangeable mustache/eyebrow set is a revelation. Reminds me of the Wooly Willy magnetic drawing toy.

  17. Monica says:

    “One of these things is not like the other…one of these things just doesn’t belong…”

  18. doodah says:

    the absence of steve’s mustache took away from the fact that frankie forgot his damn tie!!!!

    • iLOLd says:

      He didn’t forget, he’s rockin’ his new chest “toupe”.

      He’s actually David Hasselhof’s doppelganger!!! (Pre pec-implant)
      (The ’stache is his disguise!!!) (Run for your lives!!!) (NOT in slo-mo!!!)

  19. iLOLd says:

    Tonight, on “The Streets of Olan Mills”

  20. Norm says:

    Please stop making fun of my buddy, Cliff Claven(top left).

    Woody, another round please.

  21. Chelle says:

    Is there some reason the one on the bottom right couldn’t open his eyes for this picture? Doesn’t Olan Mills do the best out of three?

  22. Larry says:

    I THINK I KNOW THESE GUYS. I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT. CONTACT ME

  23. Summer says:

    The polar opposites of ZZ Top…

  24. Tara says:

    One of these things is not like the other, one of thises things just doesn’t belong . . . . (Good ol’ Sesame Street teaching us how to spot awkwardness).

  25. Dawna says:

    It’s ah me, Mario!

  26. kristin says:

    Oh my god…Your commentary KILLS ME!!

  27. Donna says:

    The guy on the bottom left was my geometry teacher here in the San Fernando Valley. Funny…I bet he looks the same today…

  28. PoeticAmazon says:

    Not only that, looks like someone else crashed the tie party- and yet another the tie party! lol

  29. Heywood says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

    The guy with no mustache.
    No wait, the guy without a tie.
    Wait, wait, I changed my mind, the guy not wearing a gray jacket.
    Ooohh, I’m so confused.

  30. Cailiejan says:

    Dave knew this picture was coming up and tried for WEEKS to grow out a lovely stash, now all the guys are going to have better park bench ads and sell more houses than him….his weekend now is complety ruined!!!!

  31. Bartons says:

    These Mustaches are absolutely diesel, is it weird to be jealous of them?

  32. Dusti says:

    This is my family! My dad and his two brothers and their father! Where the hell did the person who posted this get it from is what I wanna know? This is too funny! I have always made fun of this picture growing up. Yes it does say ‘89 and does the man on the bottom right not look like Tom Sellek or what? Loved reading everyones comments!

  33. josie says:

    can you spot the one that isn’t Groucho Marx?

  34. AKraZ says:

    this must be a tom selleck look-a-like contest…the guy in the upper right forgot a very important accessory

  35. joey_hv says:

    3 out of 4 cops…..

  36. Maddy says:

    Looks like someone didn’t get the memo

  37. Bobbin says:

    Looks like we found Groucho Marx’s descendants!!

  38. Danielle says:

    Olan Mills?!? Is this taken in the Steubenville/Wintersville area???

  39. Cambreak says:

    oop-forgot my ascot.

  40. bmarsh says:

    WOW!!!! That photographer is only 10 min from my house.

  41. grannypanties says:

    BURT REYNOLDS……….TOM SELLECK LOL

  42. John says:

    70s pronz FTW lol

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