Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.
(submitted by Wendy)
I have a mustache that looks just like those ones except it’s bushier and thicker.
o oooooo i tink theee 1 witout thee mustachee is kewllw aha
Ron burgundy’s potential replacements.
Thats what happens when you talk about mustache club.
“Three of these things belong together.
Three of these things, are kind of the same.
Can you guess which one doesn’t belong here?”
OH MY GOD. It’s a Tom Selck reunion!
I know these guys!! Haha the ones with ties all live near me!!
70s pronz FTW lol
BURT REYNOLDS……….TOM SELLECK LOL
WOW!!!! That photographer is only 10 min from my house.
Olan Mills is a chain of photography studios across the US.
oop-forgot my ascot.
Olan Mills?!? Is this taken in the Steubenville/Wintersville area???
Looks like we found Groucho Marx’s descendants!!
Looks like someone didn’t get the memo
3 out of 4 cops…..
Uncle Floyd, the one without a mustache, was a cop for 30 years lmao
this must be a tom selleck look-a-like contest…the guy in the upper right forgot a very important accessory
can you spot the one that isn’t Groucho Marx?
This is my family! My dad and his two brothers and their father! Where the hell did the person who posted this get it from is what I wanna know? This is too funny! I have always made fun of this picture growing up. Yes it does say ’89 and does the man on the bottom right not look like Tom Sellek or what? Loved reading everyones comments!
I was shocked when I looked on here and saw Uncle Floyd and my cousins. It really is a small world.
These Mustaches are absolutely diesel, is it weird to be jealous of them?
Dave knew this picture was coming up and tried for WEEKS to grow out a lovely stash, now all the guys are going to have better park bench ads and sell more houses than him….his weekend now is complety ruined!!!!
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
The guy with no mustache.
No wait, the guy without a tie.
Wait, wait, I changed my mind, the guy not wearing a gray jacket.
Ooohh, I’m so confused.
Not only that, looks like someone else crashed the tie party- and yet another the tie party! lol
The guy on the bottom left was my geometry teacher here in the San Fernando Valley. Funny…I bet he looks the same today…
Oh my god…Your commentary KILLS ME!!
It’s ah me, Mario!
One of these things is not like the other, one of thises things just doesn’t belong . . . . (Good ol’ Sesame Street teaching us how to spot awkwardness).
The polar opposites of ZZ Top…
I THINK I KNOW THESE GUYS. I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT. CONTACT ME
I went to school with the one on the bottom left
Is there some reason the one on the bottom right couldn’t open his eyes for this picture? Doesn’t Olan Mills do the best out of three?
Please stop making fun of my buddy, Cliff Claven(top left).
Woody, another round please.
Tonight, on “The Streets of Olan Mills”
the absence of steve’s mustache took away from the fact that frankie forgot his damn tie!!!!
He didn’t forget, he’s rockin’ his new chest “toupe”.
He’s actually David Hasselhof’s doppelganger!!! (Pre pec-implant)
(The ‘stache is his disguise!!!) (Run for your lives!!!) (NOT in slo-mo!!!)
“One of these things is not like the other…one of these things just doesn’t belong…”
I think the interchangeable mustache/eyebrow set is a revelation. Reminds me of the Wooly Willy magnetic drawing toy.
You can almost tell the guy without the mustache rolled his eyes right before the picture. He’s probably the only one married. The others are still chasing the perfect “chick”.
I like Mr. Red Tie. He has a sly and devilish look about him that says, “My mustache and I know how to have a good time.”
Meet the Beard brothers. Ironic, isn’t it?
There should be a special section on this site specifically dedicated to Olan Mills.
bottom right: joe jonas in 20 years
Try 20 months!
The real mario brothers,
one of these things does not belong here…three of these things are kind of the same…..you know the rest of the song!!
I was going to sing that 🙁
So it’s awkward for three guys with a mustache to stand with one guy without a mustache? Since when?
This is reaching. It’s not awkward…
Jeez what a Debbie Downer. (Wah wah waahhhh)
This is perfect in every way – especially the caption…mustache party…he he he he he
Let me guess, you go thru all the pics and tell everyone why it’s not awkward, right? It’s just the name of the site, for crying out loud. To me, it is all about pics that are funny in some way. Stop taking things so literally and enjoy the pics.
It’s awkward because of what’s going on in that fraction of a second when the picture is being taken, look at the non-mustachioed fellow’s face. You can see the anger, shame, and jealousy in his features… He was never able to grow facial hair 🙁 He’s suffering from mustache-envy.
I guess we know which one you are.
Sing it with me: “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same!!”
LOL you just saved me from posting the same thing!
It looks to me like it says 89. If you look close there is something about the number in front of the 9 that looks more like an 8. The suits ties and haircuts are too 80’s.
I bet I know which one of them was up for the part of A.J. Simon.
Before you know it they’ll have bea-U-tiful butterflies all over their faces!
Three out of the four men in this photo are all active members of the John Stossel Fan Club. Can you guess which ones?
HAHA! That’s funnier than the Magnum reference! 😀
John Stossel! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Give me a break!!!
Omg! AHAHAHA! That SO topped the original caption!
I think the date says ’89… or is that just wishful thinking?
I think it is, but the pic would be so much funnier if it said ’99. 😀
or better yet, ’09
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