This wedding was so well camouflaged that only 3 of the guests were able to find it.
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Martha Stewart is rolling in her grave.
What is Martha Stewart doing in a grave? And shouldn’t these people be carrying weapons instead of flowers? Is the bride wearing “Doe in Heat” instead of perfume? So many questions….
Except, um, she’s not dead.
What’s she doing in a grave when she’s still alive?
she DIED?
Did she die..!?
um…martha stewert isn’t dead yet.
hahha YET!
Lets just say if Martha Stewart had died, she would be spinning in her casket after seeing this one
First she died after seeing this, then spun in her grave.
Wow…just wow. And look! There’s a duck (of Goose) decoy in the tree. And that beautiful cake, too.
There’s a cake? Oh…there it is.
Not awkward. Just, you know, not likely to be featured on the cover of Bride’s Magazine.
Maybe the cover of Field & Stream?
Awkward for the person who eventually escaped the small rural town in which this wedding took place, saw the world and gained some perspective, then one day hauled out that old box of photographs ….
That comment is tooo funny LOL at that one!!!
I can barely see them, but I can see that she’s not wearing white. Such a shame.
LOL I don’t even know what to say on this one… where are the bride and groom?
Nothing says happiness like a wedding and duck season.
…you mean wabbit season!
Nothing says love like…wait, where are those little lovebirds anyway?
I think we have crossed a line here.
Or a border checkpoint, anyway.
NICE!
i’m guessing there was no vegetarian option at dinner…
Best comment!!!!
I think I saw this on “My Big Redneck Wedding” on the CMT
I’m sure I saw these nice people on My Big Redneck Wedding.
Are we sure this is a wedding ??looks like a funeral, what is that box in front of them with a wedding picture of people in standard wedding attire???weird no matter what….
Maybe this is the wedding of the couple pictured in “The Prize” photo.
Lost: The Wedding Episode
As usual, the quote makes the photo even MORE hilarious!!!
I don’t see anything odd or unusual with this photo?
Doesn’t everyone get married in full camo?
I don’t even see any people in this photo…just a lovely wooded scene.
OMG! at first i thought this was a picture of my sisters wedding! only her wedding dress was traditional but everyone else was in camo… including the guests!
So PLEASE send in a photo!
I’ve seen a wedding like this on TV just the other day! They actually said their vows in one of those perches on the side of a tree…
That woulod be a tree stand. *hanging head in shame because I know too much about hunting equipment*
wow! i bet the seamstress that made those camo dresses was constantly asking…..”Are you sure you want CAMO?!?!?”
Googling “camouflage wedding” returns a disturbingly large amount of available merchandise. Apparently, this is not as unusual as you might think, but nonetheless awkward …..
You know what…no. Just , no.
I’m thinking of the seamstress that got this fabric along with the bridal dress patterns – I imagine it took days to mentally prepare to cut the gowns out and get started.
Oh My F***ing God…
Why would you put such a terrible expletive in front of God? What’s your point? Very unintelligent. NOT funny.
Agreed-that is disgusting and doesn’t belong anywhere but especially here. Why wasn’t it rejected?
Oh, I don’t know. Maybe the moderator believes in allowing a level of freedom of speech to go along with the picture depicting the right to bear camo?
and doggiekittymama?? really??? that user name is more offensive than any comments made about your god
Maybe they don’t care about your god or any god. If it’s so bothersome for someone to swear you should probably not be online.
Cursing is the attempt of a weak mind to express itself with force.
I agree with Tamara
jeeze let’s get over the swearing with ***’s. boohoo.
pda….. the site is called awkwardFAMILYphotos.com….. you know meaning FAMILY….. let’s hope God doesn’t put “smite” in front of your name
Home Simpson: “Oh spiteful one! Show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!”. Get a life churchies.
That should be Homer of course, bad typo on my part. As if the creator of the universe cares what one small life on planet Earth posts on a website.
Perhaps people should understand that there are such things as freedom of speech and freedom of religion and get their panties out of a bunch. No one is impressed by the “holier-than-thou” attitude.
Just be happy pda was kind enough to capitalize “God” for you.
Couldn’t agree more, Debbie.
I agree with Poodle
Did someone actually say “let’s hope God doesn’t put “smite” in front of your name?” Now THAT is funny.
Jesus loves you! Oh, pardon MY freedom of speech. (Now excuse me while I unbunch my panties…..)
hey tamara! god does not exist! how’s them bananas?
That’s your opinion-we have just as much right to our beliefs and the desire for respect for them. Any racial comment would not be tolerated-this shouldn’t be either. There is a difference betwwen freedom of speech and ignorance and rudeness.
Thank you to those of you who who support common decency. And to the rest of you? Post all you want in reply to this but I won’t be reading it as I am done visiting this thread.
So, who was the minister? Ted Nugent?
charlton heston
LOL…good call, Hez! I can hear the vows now: “You’ll pry this little woman FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!”
Charlton Heston IS dead.
even more reason its so appropriate
Getting married behind enemy lines takes work!
So who, exactly, are the bride and groom!!?!?
You can pick them out because they get better accessories. The bride has a necklace, the groom gets sunglasses.
Somewhere, Jeff Foxworthy is laughing his a$$ off.
COOL,
no…no… no no… no omg! no no………………no.
well I guess …”love is a battle field”…
Pat Benatar…
This is made of win.
Bang! Perfect comment.
This is the correct answer.
perfect. absolutely perfect.
I think cupid in the front might have been sporting a hunting cross bow…
Obligatory Photoshop Accusation
….followed by Obligatory Compound Bow Comment
…followed by Marnie reference
Obligitory lol, (with intentional misspell so people can bash me)
…and an unnecessary “Tron guy!!!” reference!!!
I don’t know if it’s “obligatory”, but I’m gonna give you a You-Win-The-Internet award anyways.
I must second that, Gourd
obligatory “the internets” comment
This is why I love AFP!
The comments are hilarious.
This photo is obviously Photoshopped. I mean, that boy’s head is just floating there… oh wait, there’s his body. Never mind.
Obligatory “I Know Them” Comment
Obligatory Compound Bow Reference – but I bet there is one there.
Ahh. I was looking through here to see if I could find a reference but you beat me to in.
I was going to say, I bet they get one as a gift!
It appears this wedding took place in a public park.
Thank God I’m already married. My husband would love this. I? Would not.
Wow.
I was wondering if she was carrying a rifle as a bouquet.
So did they have a honeymoon or a “hunting”-moon?
Hunting season starts at 12:01AM.
Wow. That little boy blends in quite well with the table.
What little boy?
While this picture was taken, the rest of the wedding party and guests went on the lookout for what would be the meal…
Anybody wondering if this wedding was a black gun event?
Who says this is a wedding? Could be a military mixer and the female soldiers had to “make do” by altering their uniforms into dresses.
I’m pretty sure they’re wearing hunting camo as opposed to military camo.
Yeah, cuz women don’t wear pants anymore…
All I see are heads…………..floating heads…………….i am frightened by the floating heads.
LOL
And I’m frightened by the big beefy arms.
So I’m guessing the traditional chicken or fish dinner option at the reception was expanded to include Bring Your Own Freshly Killed Game.
Wait for it………. wait for it…………………… the “reply” of the year!!!
Drum Roll……………….
Is the brides maid, next to the bride…uhuhm the lady in the middle, holding a rifle with flowers on it???? I bet momma and poppa are proud.
OMG Seriously? Too funny.
Great caption!
That cake in the shape of a little boy’s head is the coup de gras.
Thank you for the laugh!
Well at least the bridesmaids are delighted they spent money on a dress they know they will wear again and again. The only thing that would have made them even more practable is a huge butt bow or some taffeta and ruffles.
Was it a “shotgun wedding”?