The Stinkeye

November 12th, 2009

The Stinkeye - Mom

Don’t be afraid to let your mother-in-law know how you really feel.

(submitted by Matthew)

80 Responses to “The Stinkeye”

  1. Sue says:

    I’m a different Sue, but was reading to the end of the comments before writing that it sure looks like the groom’s mom, rather than the bride’s!

  2. big dave says:

    i’m sorry i will do what she tells me from now on “mom”

  3. Roy Stewart says:

    A mate urged me to check out this site, brill post, fanstatic read… keep up the good work!

  4. Sue says:

    Mumsy looks more like the groom than the bride. Do we actually know that she’s mother-in-law rather than mother?

  5. Amgad says:

    In-laws, the worst thing about marriage.

  6. Jeff says:

    “So kids, when do I move in with you?”

  7. Dawne says:

    Oh my goodness……This is both classic and fantastic on so many levels! I’ll bet the groom is simply cold before the ceremony begins but; my, my bad timing. Lol. AFP, definetly 3 thumbs on this one! A real winner.

  8. Laura says:

    OMG that looks just like my ex! I think it actually might be him… hard to tell with that incredibly pained expression he’s making. Heh heh heh… serves him right.

  9. Jaclyn R says:

    Looks like Nicolette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives.

  10. mere says:

    maybe he’s just cold…?? lol

  11. Noblechicken says:

    It was at that moment when Calvin’s irritable bowel syndrome came on like a class 5 hurricane.

  12. Walter says:

    “I thought only my new wife got to hit me on the back of the head!?!?!?”

  13. diane says:

    Woman in blue: “Whatever.”

    • diane says:

      For some reason my first posting didn’t make it. Which makes this posting totally pointless!

      Try again –

      Groom: “Go away, bad dream, go away.”
      Bride: “I command you to leave this place. You are not welcome.”
      Woman in Blue: “Whatever.”


  14. Miffy says:

    He kind of looks cold to me…

  15. dooger says:

    wow, all of today’s photos made me laugh so much that it hurts….

  16. Shalindria says:


    Do you mean Marney from emailsfromcrazypeople?

  17. Liz1388 says:

    Isn’t this a scene from The Office? LOL!

  18. Anon says:

    Fire… BAD!!!

  19. Franci1969 says:

    The groom has just been introduced to Mareen (hm, I’m not sure about the name. you all know her. the one with the Thanksgiving instructions.

    • Jynxie says:

      Ooooh…I don’t think Marnie would be too happy with the look he’s giving her.

      • El Kev says:

        I think Marnie would be more upset about you getting her name wrong, Franci. She’ll bust out her compound bow, rub her axe tan, and shoot you straight through the gut if it happens again. (Sorry, I just wanted to use as many tired “inside jokes” as possible)

  20. RBX says:

    My first thought was that it might be a posed picture– like, “Let’s get the groom giving his new Mother-in-Law the death glare!” (I’ve heard of worse ideas out of wedding photographers.)

    But then I thought, maybe this isn’t posed, and maybe the groom is shivering– his face looks red like he’s been outside in the cold for a while (rosy nose and cheeks), and the bride looks like she is mid-sentence and just got caught making a bit of an angry face. (Then again, wouldn’t the bride also be cold in her sleeveless dress? Maybe the groom has been drinking, hence the flushed appearance.)

    It doesn’t even look like the groom is looking at either of the two women on the left side of the photo. It just looks like he got caught with a weird look on his face.

    Regardless, though, it’s still a pretty good photo– a half-second later, and it might not have looked so weird!

  21. Lindy says:

    Young man stand up straight and stop slouching!

  22. Sharon says:

    Looks like he’s whining “Do I really hafta marry her?? Reeeaaaalllyyy????”

  23. harold says:

    that is the worst stink eye i have ever seen…. that dood isnt happy at all.

  24. Rick says:

    Flat out funny picture that doesn’t even need a caption. Any or all of the wonderful comments posted here could easily explain what’s going on ……..

  25. Poindexter says:

    Simply an itchy suit or an epiphinal moment regarding the rest of his mortal existence?
    You decide.

  26. Mark says:

    Someone found a new use for the garter.

  27. rex mannared says:

    The groom clearly has to pee.

  28. Nancy says:

    The hand is creepy. It looks like it is going to grab the bride!

  29. El Kev says:

    “You!!!! You are the one who sent the mysterious floating hand to torment me!!”

  30. Moss Morris says:

    This just makes my kidneys exalt with laughter!

  31. schlomo says:

    Franks and beans!

  32. hcw80 says:

    The only one with somewhat of a smile is the woman in blue and it is more like a smirk. Good luck to the happy couple.

  33. Don says:

    From the expression on his face (as well as the positioning of his arms), my guess is that the time has come in the celebration to officially surrender the pants to the one who will now wear them in the marriage. Don’t fight it buddy…

  34. Skipping Lunch says:

    Actually, it’s not mom, it’s mom’s slightly kooky but obnoxiously wealthy twin brother Romney.

  35. Other Dave says:

    “AHHH Maaa!!! We don’t need to hear about what you & dad did on your honeymoon!”

  36. carol says:

    I’m laughing myself silly over the subtitle, or caption under the photo!

  37. Marcus says:

    I love it! What a great capture. One can only imagine what he’s thinking. The bride’s got her in her cross hairs as well!

  38. Lucy says:

    He just found out mommy-in-law is joining them on the honeymoon.

  39. Wavy-Gravy says:

    “Meeeeuh, Mathew no like you. Mathew smash…meeeuh.”

  40. Cyn says:

    Bwah!! What the…?! I would really love the backstory on this one. Cummerbund too tight?!

  41. Rosa says:

    “Circle, circle. Dot, dot. Now you’ve got your cootie shot.”

  42. Ashley says:

    Yeah, he’d be wise to learn how to make that face internally. I did that to my in-laws. They *really* hate me now.

  43. songbirdcindi says:

    Probably just a sneeze coming on from that giant boutonniere.

  44. scooper says:

    There could be something going on underneath this pic….how do we know the bride isn’t groping him in appropriately??

  45. DTRON says:

    Getting married is creepy. And SO awkward. Just skip to the honeymoon.

  46. Dane says:

    Two words: Prenuptial flatulence

  47. Anne says:

    If we hadn’t eloped I’m sure that would have been the look on my husband’s face.

  48. Dorothy says:

    Looks like he found out that she told her daughter what he was going to do to her that night…..

  49. Whoa says:

    Classic facial expression of a new groom, when he realizes his nads are gone.

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