Armed and Endangered

December 5th, 2009

Armed and Endangered - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?

(submitted by Dominic)

199 Responses to “Armed and Endangered”

  1. Gogit says:

    Did the parrot hire them for bodyguards? If not, someone should tell them that parrot meat is too tough before they use their impliments!

  2. Andrew says:

    Someone has seen “Cobra” one too many times.

  3. Greg says:

    Crockett, and Tubbs seem to have fallen on hard times.

  4. Red says:

    “You just got killed by a Daweoo Lanos mutha****a!”

  5. Cat says:

    Actually It’s a Quaker Parrot and trust me they are more dangerous then the rifle.

  6. Cat says:

    Actually It’s a quacker Parrot and trust me they are more dangerous then the rifle.

  7. Kathy says:


  8. Sigcolt says:

    That is totally Danny McBride. If you don’t know who that is, google him.

  9. BabblinBrooke says:

    Women love to accesorize; but the gun isn’t for the parot.
    Her husband better be careful!

  10. Aussie Robbo says:

    “As soon as I release Paulie into the wild, Jane is going to show Paulie that he’s not as frickin’ free as he thinks!”

  11. Aussie Robbo says:

    Ron Jeremy, showing off his – (weapon or choose) – again.

  12. Phrazer says:


  13. Mark says:

    Gotta love the banana clip on the machine gun…

  14. Cody says:

    I whole heartedly believe this to be Tom Tucker, he is a professor at Lansing Community College.

  15. Wes says:

    I think the idea here was “let’s swap hobbies for a picture” – so she holds the AK and he holds the bird.
    Proof … look at his smirk. He’s saying “yeah right – like a badass like me would have a bird”

  16. Steve says:

    So a guy walks into a bar holding a rifle and a parrot…

  17. Ian says:

    For some reason, I feel like watching Pineapple Express. Thug-Life!

  18. PTSD says:

    Why do I have a very bad feeling about what happened next to that bird?

  19. boogie man says:

    $1,000,000 in used dollar bills or the bird gets it. Pablo Escobar

  20. Sandinista Rebels of the Caribbean.

  21. Dave says:

    Put this one straight into the Hall of Fame! Freakin’ AWESOME!! So many elements – the hair, the stache, the glasses, the parrot, and not just an assault rifle, but one with a bayonet!! Wow!

  22. SLC says:

    that isn’t a bowie knife bayonet its a compound bow

  23. amonkeyinmypocket says:

    Looks pretty obviously Photoshopped … seems like she was probably holding a bird on her finger as well, and someone thought it’d be funnier if she was holding an AK.

    • lizzard says:

      Actually you have that backwards…. he was also holding an AK and the bird was put there to make it more funny… DUH!!!

  24. southerngirl says:

    I have never ever before commented on a site like this, but you guys are hilarious.

    Yes, the picture makes it somewhat easy, but y’all have me hurting, here.

    this: Bayonets on muzzles and full metal jackets
    V-neck velour shirts and dark-tinted glasses
    Parrots perched on fingers with green colored wings
    These are just a few of my favorite things!

    is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in I don’t know how long!

  25. notthecraw says:

    kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot.

  26. ggbetty says:

    This should be NSFW .. I have tears in my eyes..almost as good as the Grey man in the skates.

  27. Rich says:

    Pepe the Parrot began to suspect that day they clipped his wings. Then, when the Foster Grants and bayonette appeared, he knew this would be his last photo.

  28. Spork Toast says:

    The truth is, *he’s* the dangerous one. Anyone can kill someone with a rifle or a knife. But it takes a true badass to do it using only a parrot.

  29. Brad says:


  30. bpena says:

    This has become my favorite post EVER on this site. i’m putting it on my facebook page.

  31. Kraines says:

    Ya know, if we would make this photo the official US symbol, terrorists would think twice.

  32. 7&7 says:

    That’s a standard AK bayonet.

    Still confusing as hell.

  33. Kathi says:

    Did anyone notice that she is protectively holding her purse close to her. As if someone might try to steal it, while she is holding up her assault rifle. So hilarious, it is down right painful!

  34. eb says:

    thats not just any weapon it’s an AK-47 assault rifle. A man killer not a hunting rifle. Thats bizarre and HILARIOUS! what kind of assault do they have planned that involves a bird and those bad disguises.

    (BTW I love guns)

  35. middleagedgrump says:

    The ransom note stated, “pay up or the bird gets it!”

  36. peeps says:

    Bayonets on muzzles and full metal jackets
    V-neck velour shirts and dark-tinted glasses
    Parrots perched on fingers with green colored wings
    These are just a few of my favorite things!

  37. Matt says:

    That guy looks like Horatio Sanz

  38. Elizabeth says:

    Thats the same guy who had the little white dog!!!!!! :O

  39. Butterflywings says:

    Bonnie & “Clawed”. 😉

  40. SAHM says:

    Ironically, they didn’t even NEED the props to make this photo awkwardly hilarious!

  41. bonnie says:

    Clearly this is some sort of criminal operation. The parrot’s the look out, she holds them @ gun point while he grabs the loot.

  42. Tim says:

    “Don’t F*** with the bird, man! Just DON’T, OK!!?

  43. Carrie says:

    Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot, a bayonet and 2 stoners?

    A. The “f” if I know…I just want what they are smokin!

  44. Denise says:

    Those two are diabolical. Who holds an innocent parrot for ransom and smirks about it the whole time?

  45. RayRay says:

    “Natasha, you bring the Kalishnikov, I’ll bring the bird” “Boris, moose and squirrel will never recognize us in early 80’s disguises”

  46. Will says:

    WOW! This is one of the best ones yet!!

  47. Craig says:

    Most unusual crime-fighting team ever.

  48. monica says:

    i wonder where they had this photo taken? it’s not like you can just stroll into the jc penney photo studio so well armed and accompanied by a parrot.

  49. haleysmomma says:

    This is the BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!

    This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
    Two young lovers with nothin better to do
    Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
    And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

    Surely they are close friends with Steve Miller, who else could he have gottten inspiration from????

    EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!!!!!

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