7 Days To Xmas: Swingers

December 17th, 2009

Way ahead of their time.

(submitted by Tina)

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81 Responses to “7 Days To Xmas: Swingers”

  1. Alyssa says:

    Feeling upstaged by her husband’s love of golf, Marie decides to take matters into her own hands.

  2. josef1987 says:

    its a lightsaber. :D

  3. jared says:

    look at that little kid’s face! it’s like he can sense the impending doom!

  4. Heidiann says:

    I actually think it’s funny. They’re making a joke about the hubby’s love of golf. My parents used to fight about this too…before they got divorced!

  5. BLaba says:

    Why is this a Christmas card photo? I don’t really see a funny point too it and that baby look’s scared to death. Maybe mommy has held this pose before behind daddy’s back. See the awkwardness too it yes, the Christmasy touch, no.

  6. erik says:

    Hey is that Tiger woods’ wife?

  7. Alico says:

    Sorry hubby, not out of the woods yet!

    Great posed photo, but that does not detract from its value at all!

  8. kelly says:

    I thought this was about a different type of swingers club altogether.

  9. Rachael says:

    Not joking, I kind of wish my mother had I warned me she was publishing this to the universe. And no, she never really hit my father with the club.

  10. Julie says:

    I don’t which is funnier the photo or the ad for E-harmony below.

  11. rachelllll says:

    Is the caption a Tiger Woods reference?

  12. tg says:

    Oh no! Not in front of the children!

  13. Emily says:

    The perfect way to say, “Happy Holidays. We’re getting a divorce.”

  14. HeatherW says:

    No….Wire…..HANGERRRS!!!!

  15. mary says:

    This Christmas card totally beats my Christmas card with my 3 kids picking their nose….darn!

  16. Cindi says:

    Beautiful scenery!

  17. Amused says:

    The women looks exactly like my aunt……..but that is not my uncle nor is that her kid. lol.

  18. Aw, I miss John Denver.

  19. Amice says:

    My only problem with this is that it’s the baby’s rear end that’s gonna get it in the follow-through, and I just can’t condone violence against children. Violence against clueless men who golf too much? I’d take that under consideration….

  20. Justin says:

    I totally didn’t even know Bill Gates played golf.

  21. Honeybell says:

    Nothing says “Christmas” like bludgeoning your husband as your toddler clings to his leg!

  22. coolmcfinn says:

    what bothers me is that the child truly looks frightened.

  23. Chely says:

    Beyond Awkward and into Disturbing.

  24. Chris says:

    Maybe she didn’t know about that baby until he crawled away from the friend taking the photo and said “Daddy!”

  25. ballfour says:

    The young Elin Nordgren, clinging to her father’s leg, had no idea of the irony contained in this photo. Not only would her choice of shoes be a fortelling of her future fortunes, but her mother’s swing technique would be etched in deepest recesses of her brain, until one day it came out of nowhere to strike a blow for all womankind!

  26. Tim says:

    ..as long aas she replaces the divot.

  27. Cass says:

    Her grip is ALL wrong.

  28. nite owl says:

    So timely…perhaps Oprah will do a show about the secret life of golf wives through the ages!

  29. Anne says:

    I bet they chose to use this shot because the next one in this sequence wasn’t pretty…

  30. Jen says:

    I LOVE THIS!!!!! So much fun!

  31. Jamie says:

    This reminds me of the high school art project where you have to learn to how draw perspective, and the vanishing horizon. This photographer didn’t take that class.

  32. PaulaSaintO says:

    I TOLD you no golfing during the holidays!!!

  33. tina says:

    The prosecutor will simply title this photo…Exhibit A.

  34. El Pedio says:

    She’s holding the club wrong. You must interlock your hands. She’s going to have a terrible slice and that baby is going to end up in the drink. If I received this card, I would rip it up and throw it away for this reason alone.

  35. wiggy says:

    Is that her actual hair? It looks like a fuzzy hat! Good picture for a Christmas card though…family violence is always a hoot!

  36. Robert says:

    From the “Do Not Use” folder of Christmas photo ideas for the Tiger Woods family.

    And Elin Nordgren thinks she’s the only one to do this?

  37. Amy says:

    Now THIS is a family Christmas card photo that I would proudly stick to my refrigerator. Hilarious!!! I bet they’re a fun couple to play cards with.

  38. HFM says:

    That is the perfect caption!

  39. Cee says:

    I love it! A couple with a sense of humour, and obviously they have some not-so-private jokes of him golfing too much! this is much better than all the truely awkward photos of families faking smiles and happiness! This is a keeper!

    • Donna says:

      I totally agree… this is hilarious and I love the look on the baby’s face. This is a well staged composition.

    • Kelly says:

      I concur!

      • Penny Dreadful says:

        Agreed! I receive a million photo cards every year, and the only ones I remember are the ones who have a sense of humor about it (and that one family who insisted on having posed Christmas shots of their only child until he was 16… but that’s a story for another time). I’d LOVE to have this hanging up on my card wall!

      • Vin says:

        I gotta agree too. It’s staged, yeah, but the way they staged it is super awkward and hilarious.
        This is a great one for sure.

  40. Amy says:

    I think that Elin Woods received this card and a little light bulb turned on in her head…

  41. jnmcnally says:

    She’s a real Tiger in the Woods!

  42. bmj2k says:

    Too early for a Tiger Woods joke?

  43. bluetutu says:

    Staged or posed or photoshopped or whatever, I don’t care. But WHY ON EARTH would you send this out as your Christmas card?

    I’m frightened.

    • CarpoolMom says:

      Some things are beyond explanation (like about why people get so upset and touchy about someone suggesting that a picture is staged or posed as in the last photo) but one thing’s for sure– the baby is so cute! I’m sure we can all agree on that!

  44. BGO says:

    Why are they golfing in the middle of the woods? I think the wife may have lured him here just for this reason… FORE!

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