It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls

December 24th, 2009

On second thought, keep it simple this year. Merry Awkward Christmas from AFP!

(submitted by Herman)

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250 Responses to “It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls”

  1. Sassie says:

    Look how they all have a tan line around the leaf, but she doesn’t by her boobs lol

  2. TheGoodFairy says:

    Apparently it’s from Belgium, and yes, there is an indication of a third child. My guess is that it’s a girl, topless, and so not so great for less liberal American tastes. Less liberal not being a political agenda, but against nudity or semi-nudity, even for children. I’m sure Mom instigated this. If I looked like this, I’d market in this outfit..

  3. Smeefy says:

    Actually, I think the leaves and coconut bra ARE photoshopped. Look at them closely. Possibly the Santa hats, too. I think the original photo was of a run-of-the-mill nude family and the, uh, trimmings were added.

  4. -Richard J. Treitner says:

    Merry X-mas!

  5. Hum says:

    Why am I creeped out right now?

  6. jenna says:

    that woman has a gorgeous body

  7. customcartoons says:

    OH. MY. GOD. MY EYYYYYES!
    Where do I sta… I just … I don’t ….. How??? WHY????

  8. granny says:

    HE’S HOT!!!!

  9. mary says:

    well there’s something you don’t see everyday….

  10. Billy_West says:

    Awkward? Yes, very. Mom still a total MILF? Quite so.

  11. Tanya says:

    I am 32 years old and I have never laughed harder in my life. I am in tears. Well, atleast they are all in good shape ( so awkward to say about the children). Please, someone find these people we need to talk to them!

  12. Emy Kate says:

    They tan with bikini bottoms, which, come to think of it, would probably be for the best…

  13. Anya says:

    Anyone else find it a tad funny that baby brother gets the bigger leaf?

  14. Mark says:

    Also, if you are part of the nudist community, this doesn’t seem very awkward. It is still funny as it was intended though.

  15. Mark says:

    Nudists love to dress up… When all your friends are walking around naked you don’t feel weird posing for this type of photo. Someone might have clipped this from a magazine. Since the existence of the internet these types of nudist photos are much more rare. Nudists are much more camera shy now, as they should be.

    • C. Edward says:

      Thanks for sticking up for nudists, Mark. This is a funny photo but there is absolutely nothing evil about it. Body shame is harmful. These people are very comfortable in their own skin.

  16. M Doughty says:

    I love AFP…however, I find this photo to be very disturbing and I do not think you should display it on your website. It borders on child pornography.

    Otherwise, keep up the hilarious…good work!

  17. Dan says:

    Although I don’t have a problem being nude with other nude people, I would be too self conscious to take a picture like that and post it on the internet. But, I am glad they had the self confidence to do so. My guess is they are a nudist family and are at a nudist park at Christmas time. They all look perfectly comfortable with posing for the picture, so what is the harm? It is a very cute picture. It made me smile wondering what grandma and Aunt Bea thought if they were sent a Christmas card like that.

  18. joey says:

    The Old Super Glue / Fig Leaf Trick.
    Been there, Done that!

  19. tim says:

    I hope that’s not poison ivy

  20. johnnycanuck says:

    I’m thinking the whole thing is photoshopped. Their heads on somebody else’s bodies. I think its fun and the woman certainly has an attractive body . . .

    • Chris says:

      There’s absolutely no way (less than 1% chance) this is photoshopped. The individual skin tones, highlights, and shadows are exact to the bodies.

      They would’ve had to set up a similar scene and take photos in it, and that still doesn’t mean the skin tones would match.

      You have succumbed to “photoshop-itis”. =P

      • Angie says:

        Exactly what are you attempting to say?? Johnnycanuck has an inflamed photosho?? Wow you are really showing your expertise here Chris!

  21. Kat says:

    Wow. This is, um…wow.

  22. Andy says:

    I think someone cut themselves out in the left hand side of the picture…

  23. hellsYEAH says:

    is it wrong that i think she has a bangin body?! haha

  24. UHMMM says:

    ok seriously that just looks like a crazy realistic doll…look at the face!

  25. honey says:

    I totally want to photoshop my family’s heads on these people and send it out for Christmas this year? I just need one more girl to complete the family photo!

  26. jp says:

    am i the only one that thinks that chick is surprisingly hot?

  27. noodengr says:

    For the record there are many happy well adjusted nudist families that this would be a very cute card to send to their nudist friends. You can tell by my nickname that I would pose for this and not hesitate to send it to my nudist friends.

    • Deb says:

      While I agree with the sentiment, I whole-heartedly DISAGREE with posting it on the internet. There are way too many sickos out there that would gain way too much enjoyment from the mostly-nude children. Post a photo of mom and dad all day long, I don’t care, but leave the kids out.

  28. Paul says:

    WOW How do you top that pic next year?

  29. Steph says:

    No, they did NOT! Unbelievable.

  30. Ria says:

    The leaves look like they’re being held on with small, transparent straps. You can sort of see an area of discoloration across mom’s left (right if you’re looking at the photo) hip and across dad’s left hip as well. For the kids, it might be a larger strap because their v lines look far too pronounced for how young they are.

    Amusing photo :)

  31. Gemini says:

    This picture almost gave my computer a virus. ._o

    Casually notice the man’s speedo line.

  32. DeductiveReason says:

    I have a friend from Sweden who sent a Christmas card of his boys in christmas hats and pants but bare chested. I was shocked (and felt awarkward) until my wife explained it was fairly traditional for Scandinavians to pose ‘with more skin’ for Christmas. Sort of a baby and bear rug idea but without age limits. This is definately MORE skin for Christmas than I’ve ever seen. Yikes!

    • Lisa says:

      Ehhh, I don’t think so!!!
      I’m Swedish, and yeah sure we’re comfortable with nudity, but Christmas is in WINTER. No reason to take your kit off then. Unless you’re taking a dip in a hole in the ice after the sauna, but that’s a different story…
      This photo, I just don’t know what to say… Just imagine if there were other people around.

    • AK says:

      ha ha ha … that is so not correct :-)

  33. H says:

    I can imagine this photo either being hung on a wall in the home, or worse, mailed to all of the friends and relatives. Those poor kids. Every time their friends come over to play they just look at the pic of Mom (or whoever that’s supposed to be) and just drool. “Stop lookin’ at my mom, Gary!” “No way, dude!” “Gary!” etc.

  34. Tracy says:

    This is wrong on SO MANY LEVELS!!!!! LOL!

  35. Jessica R. says:

    Wow who would be comfortable wearing this? I know I wouldn’t! Lol!!!

  36. christy says:

    um…….wow. that’s it. just wow.

  37. netkook says:

    Deck the balls with boughs of Holly, Fa La La La La, La La La La!

  38. Tiffani says:

    This bring a whole new level to the word ‘wildly inappropriate’ I laughed until I cried.

    On a side note: Mom’s looking pretty damn hot for someone who popped out two kids. Just sayin’

    • Trotty says:

      I think there may be another kid. If you look at the left side of the photo it looks like there is another ball from a santa hat and a hand from another kid near the littlest boy’s hand.

      • Falaladoptmeplease says:

        They had to cut him out of the picture, because he wasn’t part of the family… but he wanted to try to be.

        Didn’t you ever have a friend growing up who’s family seemed way cooler than yours and you wished you could be apart of their family instead? I had a family who went out for a fast-food dinner every single night around 5 o’clock. They would all pile into the Suburban and we would see them rounding the corner by our house. Every. Single. Day. At the time, I was so jealous, because I knew my friend was eating McNuggets while I was eating a concoction my father called “Chicago Slop” which he insisted on making 4 nights a week… but now my friend is HUGE. So HAHA to them.

  39. Halie says:

    Why…? lol That’s all I want to know :D

  40. Stefani says:

    Are those tiki torches in the background? Talk about inappropriate!

  41. jacob says:

    i wanna see more

  42. Aussie Robbo says:

    think I’ll give the salad a miss this year

  43. Aussie Robbo says:

    You should see how they wear bananas

  44. Jason says:

    Mark’s got the right idea, momma’s bod is bangin’!! lol

  45. Mark says:

    Mom’s got a smokin’ bod!

  46. failuj says:

    i really really want to know more about this

  47. Millie says:

    Coconut bras? Saw lots of those when I was into hula dancing in Hawai’i. ;)

  48. Michelle says:

    Someone needs to call Dr. Phil.

  49. chrstian G says:

    I love this photo! It raises so many questions! Why are they all so seemingly comfortable, nude in a public area? Why the xmas hats? Was this photo perhaps used on a family xmas card? – I hope so.

    Lastly, I love a ‘coconut bra’ outside of the flintstones you dont see them as often as you’d like.

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