First Impressions

January 4th, 2010

First Impressions - Engagement

These two felt that meeting people online was too impersonal.

(submitted by Jordan)

43 Responses to “First Impressions”

  1. Frogfreak says:

    Beats the Crap out of ‘How I Met Your Mother’

  2. wiz says:

    wait honey ,i wouldnt go in there for about 35to45 days

  3. Smartazz says:

    Instead of “Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?….He was overheard saying…Pardon me, but do you have any Charmin ?

  4. Jules says:


  5. Mattteus says:

    “so, poop here often?”

  6. BLaba says:

    People we’re just saying on one of the other photo’s that they liked the ideal of not having traditional engagement photo’s and would rather the one’s that kind of make fun of the traditional photo’s. that’s all this is….making fun of traditional photo’s. Who is happy at the side’s of an outhouse??????

    • nemlehet says:

      WOW! This comment has to break the world record for the most unnecessary apostrophes — 7. Not to mention 5 unnecessary question marks. Good job, grammar queen!

      • cheryl says:

        Nemlehet I”’ would say’ that you’ are rath’er 2 anal about grammars’ if it werent’ true about myself as well..,,?? heehee (It was rather painful to write this message like this.)

  7. ReginaPhalange says:

    Eww. Where’s my hand sanitizer…

  8. deven says:

    lol he was waiting for her to get in there ^.^ but got (caught)…

  9. TaylorM says:

    I’m pretty sure the door to the outhouse is BARRED SHUT. They’re smiling now, but just wait until they have to hike into the bushes!

  10. Shonda says:

    I wonder if it’s a two-seater?

  11. CHRISTOPHER says:


  12. BP says:

    “So….can I see you again soon?”

    That girl is gorgeous though!

  13. rj says:


    “Love is in the air (and other aromas)”

    “You go first”, “No, you go first”, “ok, silly”

    “Look honey, this house does have a bathroom. Let’s buy it!”

  14. Angi says:

    “Peek A Poo!”

  15. poodbird says:

    I liked the other one, where you were kind of peaking through the door, and it’s a double seater outhouse, and each of them was sitting on a hole, holding hands. “They just couldn’t wait to announce their engagement.”

  16. pittipat says:

    “If I say ‘Yes’, will you let me go to the &$#@ bathroom? Sheez!”

  17. Mike says:

    Looking for SWF with a penchant for southern architecture

  18. Boppie says:

    At least they’re not both peeking coyly at the camera from around the corner of the outhouse, so we would have to wonder if they had been inside together or something.

  19. thelocket says:

    You can find someone in the personals in the paper, and then meet them here and use the paper again! It’s called green dating.

  20. Jeff says:

    “What brings you here?”
    “The prune danish I had for breakfast.”

  21. uzo says:

    This may have been how they met, which would make for an interesting story. This is just so funny :)

  22. uzo says:

    Who’s idea was this? Wow! Really funny. An outhouse. The smell of romance is in the air. I don’t know who sings the song Love Stinks but that would be the perfect background music for this.

  23. Sarah says:

    For some reason, I like this. They’re not taking themselves too seriously like some of the other awkward engagements.

  24. Jeff M. says:

    What a great moment.: When one wanted to two, and the other one wanted to two too, then the two met the other one and the two became one.

  25. Saffy says:

    this is not a good omen.

  26. Vivi says:

    She’s totally thinking “Dude, I can’t use the outhouse if you’re standing there peeking in the window.”

  27. Coll says:

    They’re just not into the “bar scene”. : )

  28. BJ says:

    So, I’m pretty sure I went to High School with that guy, and church with that girl.

  29. Strackdaddy says:

    You meet the nicest people peeping in the windows of an outhouse.

  30. AwkWerrrd says:


  31. Kelly says:

    They DO know this is an outhouse, don’t they?
    NOT romantic, I say!

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