Santa’s Little Goths

January 6th, 2010

Santa’s Little Goths - Christmas

Screw jolly.

(submitted by Anthony)

257 Responses to “Santa’s Little Goths”

  1. Tim says:

    Coming Up on MTV2: Stay tuned for the Holiday classic, “How Evanesence Saved Christmas”!

  2. BeeBelle says:

    I’m more concerned with what Santa is wearing than what the “kids” are wearing. I think he borrowed some things from Mrs. Claus.

  3. Samantha says:

    No more playing Marilyn Manson albums during elf practice…

  4. Patricia says:

    Why has no one commented on the ENORMOUS CHAIR!

  5. durhay says:

    Everyday is Christmas

  6. Fanboy Wife says:

    This photo is awesome! I wonder if Santa is their grandpa, or if they all went to the mall to have their photograph taken.

  7. Sheri says:

    I think they look happy, they are looking at the camera aren’t they?

  8. Lele says:

    Santa didn’t believe the Volturi really only wanted a holiday picture……

  9. Melisa says:

    I think I just found my favorite picture on the entire site!

  10. Erin says:

    This is the best Santa picture I have ever seen, ever. LOL

  11. rich says:

    Psssst…..I told you it didn’t say “Kids, Have your picture taken with SATAN”

  12. Linda says:

    This is hilarious! I love it!

  13. KidKolob says:

    My daughter is a little turbo Goth and she has a picture of Marilyn Manson sitting with a mall Santa. I think itโ€™s the juxtaposition or the irony or something.

  14. Tccc says:

    two thoughts on this pic – although alot of the previous comments were lol – I don’t think this site has the “vote on our favorite comment” section – Anyway – I thought – wow, it’s like the evolution of becoming Goth or leaving the Goth (bohemian to Goth or the reverse?) (with santa being the extreme – either way ) – Lower left -not looking at camera due to being upset and pouting about having only ONE side of his hair finished. Or it’s simply “don’t look at the camera it will steal your soul”

  15. Stephanie says:

    I think the kids are great my daughter has had her share at “trends” LOL but why is Santa in his underoos, where is the rest of his get up? LOL If this was my teenager I would be waiting for the year she or he either got married or had a child and you bet this would be my Christmas card that same year that says ” you’ve come a long way baby”! Now mind you they could have had a goth wedding or be dressing their baby in Goth so then the Christmas card will say “Somethings Never Change” LMAO I am cracking myself up!

  16. PaulW says:

    Looks like Santa had to strip down to prove he wasn’t wearing anything black.

  17. Amy says:

    This is actually a really cute picture. These kids will have something fun to show their own kids one day. The most disturbing thing about the photo is why Santa stole a blouse from Ma Ingalls to wear under his suspenders.

  18. Barbie says:

    they look like they actually want coal for Christmas.. but you know that Goths were the first EMO’s so you know that deep down they really just want to be loved and given a wii for Christmas like everyone else.

  19. beth says:

    Santa could show a little more “jollitude” – those socks rock!

  20. Tim S says:

    The party invitation was supposed to say “Santa,” but there was a little typo, and only goths showed up!

  21. George P says:

    I think the little girl on the left with the full makeup is adorable.

  22. Nan says:

    Goths with a sense of humor, having fun at the mall. I think it’s cute, sort of “the magic of Christmas/everyone is still a kid at heart” kind of deal.

  23. Rachelle says:

    is this a christmas album cover ??

  24. Boppie says:

    LMAO! This looks like something the South Park guys WISH they had drawn!

  25. SandraD says:

    Mall manager muttering to self, “I knew we shouldn’t have put Santa in front of Hot Topic.”

  26. bmj2k says:

    Those reindeer sure made a wrong turn somewhere…

  27. bonnie says:

    Me and my little goth friends used to *talk* about how funny it would be to pose with Santa while we were @ the mall all the time we just never did it.


  28. samii says:

    actually, this is my friends picture. i wouldn’t really call her my friend, but a friend of a friend.. she’s the least gothic one there. on the top right. i don’t know whyyyyy she would ever take this photo. ridiculous. but when i saw it here, i couldn’t believe ittt!

  29. jenniep says:

    im thinking the hot topic staff did this as a christmas present for their manager

  30. becks says:

    hot topic christmas collection 2009.

  31. Jeeps says:


  32. Parker says:

    Santa doesn’t look as nervous as he should considering he’s about to be flayed and eaten.

  33. Bridget says:

    Santa looks a little nervous!!!

  34. glamtam says:

    That’s awesome! I am not goth and usually think it’s stupid, but I’d actually like to be in this photo. Plus, something about it is very movie poster-y. It almost qualifies as kitsch.

  35. kitty says:

    haha! the one with the pink hair is thinking “this is NOT happening!”… he can’t even look at the camera. if they are siblings, their mother is clearly a force to be reckoned with. have never seen so many goths posing for a photo, let alone one with santa! x

    • Jeff M. says:

      [said with an Austrailian accent]: Crikey! This is a rare sight! Usually you can only see one at a time! It is very unusual to see so many in one place! Notice how they are in a group, but they posistion themselves so as to give off the body language that they are still alone. Look at the one on the left, isn’t he a beaut! Oops, sorry that’s a he! CRIKEY! She almost bit my bloody finger off!

  36. Tom says:

    Santa and Mrs. Claus are increasingly giving up hope that any of the quintuplets will ever carry on the family business once they are gone…

  37. Karen says:

    Dear Santa – Bring me coal or the reindeer will die. – Your friend, Draconia

  38. Bea says:

    Where’s Cousin Itt?

  39. Johna says:

    even santa looks unhappy!

  40. Ceajay says:

    That one sitting next to Santa, in the left of the picture, looks like she wants to steal my soul!

  41. Amice says:

    Santa scared!

  42. carol says:

    ooh, a few steps beyond, “Bah, Humbug!”

  43. miladyfair says:

    It’s the Addams Family! {snap, snap!}

  44. Maggie says:

    what happened to santa’s red coat shindig?

  45. Syd says:

    Man, that made my day!
    Best holiday pic ever!

  46. Bill K. says:

    Santa looks real uncomfortable

  47. Chris says:

    They’re like Santa’s little anti-elves!

  48. Laura says:

    Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty and naughty.

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