It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
Secret? We don’t need no stinkin’ secret!
Nope, rubbing the flowers on it didn’t help. You still reek of funky B.O.
I hope the groom bought his ticket to THIS gun show!
“Smell the awkward, go on…smell it!”
I used Right Guard but what do I use on the left side???
that looks infected.
The sweet smell of success!
“Smell the Committment”
“Yes sweetie, that’s definitely infected!”
Do you ever not feel fresh?
Wow! That clear stick really does work! Just like in the commercial!
Does this make me smell fat?
“Yes, I promise the smell of male stripper is COMPLETELY gone!”
“Does this look like herpes to you?”
you’re right! there is a hair, let me get the tweezers.
Nope.. The ring isnt in there either.
It doesn’t look infected to me
Smells like teen spirit.
yep, you got ringworm…
“I don’t care if it is your wedding night, I stop north of the border”
Well SOMETHING is killing my flowers…
I think I can see where the fart noise comes from!
That’s not the flowers I smell
“This smells nothing like Teen Spirit!”
And why do I want to be a bridesmaid?? this is the pits
Well, you can try to hold his ring there …
“I tell ya, it’s either that or someone slipped stinkweed into my bouquet.”
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something… pewwwww!
Of course I can wear white. I am still a virgin.. See
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
I smell dead people
It doesn’t smell like cold feet.
Remind me to start using HIS razor…
“Yes, I TRIED rubbing the flowers in there, but I don’t think it helped!”
Strange enough for a man, made by a woman
No, the ring is not here, either.
Yup, you’re right… they did miss a hair during your waxing!
no… that is not the smell of Love in the air….
I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM YOUR ARMPIT !
“Yep, you are definitely ready for the Chicken Dance!”
“Jennifer discovers the female version of the five o’clock shadow.”
Jill had no idea she was the wind beneath her wings.
That’s where you inflate them?
It’s a new deoderant. Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced (and stronger) for a bride.
Oh….yeah, I see what you mean, they do look angrier today.
A bridesmaid’s job is never done.
i like that!
I haven”t shaved in 5 weeks and it’s still not long enough to braid.
Ok, now act like your investigating my armpit and I’ll act like I’m gonna stab you with an invisible knife. GET CLOSER!
Oh, that’s because you had the salmon last night — I told you to stray from fish the night before your wedding.
“No…I think you missed one.”
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