Caption It
January 21st, 2010
Thank you to everyone who submitted captions! In some cases, multiple people came up with the same caption, so we went with the person who said it first. Here’s your winner:
“Do you think this dress makes my armpit look fat?“
-Jen
Honorable Mentions:
“My Best Friend’s Sweating.” (Shauna)
“Maid of Odor. ” (Rob)
Love stinks. (Coolmcfinn)
You’re only as good as your pit crew. (Eipee)
Still has that “new bride” smell. (Bryan)
“I love the smell of bride in the morning!” (Diego)
Not exactly what they mean by catching the bride’s bouquet. (Juanny)
Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks — is it you? (Tom)
It was at this moment that they realized why she was left at the altar. (Stephanie)
(pic submitted by Jill)
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You’re right, I think it might be a tick!
Three possible captions.
1. “Nope, you’re fine. Go!
2. “Honestly, I think we should find some more flowers…”
3. “Well, If he doesn’t run we know it’s true love!”
Caption: Until odor do us apart…
Scent of a Woman (gone wrong)
“I told you i’d get married first. time to pay up!”
oh, hey, there’s Waldo…
What kind of lunatic would photograph a moment like that?!
The captions are hilarious; my faves are “new bride smell” and “best friend’s sweating (hate the movie, btw)”.
“Can you smell me now?”
wow, your growing just married HAIR, aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Do you see my hickey there?
Gee Marcia that pit zit is almost as big as the one on your forehead!
I’ve checked everywhere and the only zit on your body is that little one on your forehead.
Hey, this is the same girl as in The Smoosher! What the hell was wrong with her photographer?
If you think this smells bad, you should smell my sneakers
I think all the captions were very good and funny! Ya’ll crack me up.
There’s nothing like the smell of white diamonds and onions.
“Now if you look closely, you can see the remains of what used to be an ancient Indian tribe…”
Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks — is it you? (Tom)
that is hilarious! i think this one should have won.
Ditto!
“I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I’m pretty sure you can’t get herpes in your armpit.”
“Yep, you shaved every hair. Don’t worry David,…Mark will never suspect a thing!”
this is the same person from “you may now smoosh the bride”
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/12/28/the-smoosher/
are these all staged pictures?
“Yes I’m sure I can wear a white dress! I still a virgin right here…See!”
*maid
wow im sorry the winning caption sucked…i think that the winning one should have been “made of odor”
hmmm. smells good?
RJ’s day to day activities
Journal of RJ’s mom
The smell of Victory!
“Gee, Your Armpit Smells Terrific!” Sounds like a brand name of deodorant to ME!
that winning caption was soooo lame/cliche…and not even funny..standards are slipping
They’re ALL great! Just read the rest!
The caption winner quote is hilarious!! hahahaha! Too funny!
he’ll love me for ever with this new taco scented deodorant!
“You missed one.”
“It does smell like strawberries”
Ah man, the caption that won SUCKS! Its very lame. There were much better ones.
Love Stinks
And the “New Bride Smell” should have been the winners. C’mon man!!!
I agree!!! Soooo many other hilarious ones. This one was way too wordy.
I agree… BOO!! on the winner… there were way better ones!
I thought it was hilarious. And you’re mean.
not mean, just don’t agree at ALL.
are you SURE!
Am I the only one who said “My Best Friend’s Sweating”? 700 comments?! Holy shite, someone else must have said it between now and then…There were only sixty-something comments when I posted it yesterday. This thing has blown up!
I thought yours was the best!! I laughed out loud!!!
This is my favorite!! Should have been the winner!!
Thank you Laurie and Adam!
Definitely the winner, a very clever play on words. Kudos.
check check…is thing on
hey doc, it hurts when I do this
female version of “pull my finger”
I could have told you that shaving the hair would not eliminate the crabs.
Echo echo hellow in there
**(Due to overwhelming response, caption will post at 3:00PST.)**
The caption will be “post?” But there were so many better ones than that.
Ah yes, Martha, you smell that? That’s the smell of your envy…
Nope, no more flowers growing in there.
DIY deodorant kit: she thought it was a great wedding gift until the honeymoon.
After you check out my pit, would you check out the zit on my forehead?
Being in a wedding party: the pits.
I love this one! hahahahaha
The scene from the director’s cut of Terms of Endearment where Debra Winger’s character learns she has cancer.
When Veruca Salt was married, you better believe she had the Personal Sniffer she always wanted.
“Bad news Jill… That pungent bouquet we keep smelling isn’t coming from these here bouquets we’re holding…”
What in the Spirit of Christmas, I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… clearly the commercials are misleading…
Cool, you can see what John Malkovich is doing.
or
Well, it might make your honeymoon night a bit awkward, but chin up, love conquers all.