My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. mdhunter says:

    You’re right, I think it might be a tick!

  2. George says:

    Three possible captions.
    1. “Nope, you’re fine. Go!
    2. “Honestly, I think we should find some more flowers…”
    3. “Well, If he doesn’t run we know it’s true love!”

  3. Pedro says:

    Caption: Until odor do us apart…

  4. Sammy says:

    Scent of a Woman (gone wrong)

  5. joel schamber says:

    “I told you i’d get married first. time to pay up!”

  6. jennwahh says:

    oh, hey, there’s Waldo…

  7. ReginaPhalange says:

    What kind of lunatic would photograph a moment like that?!

    The captions are hilarious; my faves are “new bride smell” and “best friend’s sweating (hate the movie, btw)”.

  8. Ruth says:

    “Can you smell me now?”

  9. Bob says:

    wow, your growing just married HAIR, aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  10. helenhill says:

    Do you see my hickey there?

  11. Debbie says:

    Gee Marcia that pit zit is almost as big as the one on your forehead!

  12. Brian says:

    I’ve checked everywhere and the only zit on your body is that little one on your forehead.

  13. Ben says:

    Hey, this is the same girl as in The Smoosher! What the hell was wrong with her photographer?

  14. Lee says:

    If you think this smells bad, you should smell my sneakers

  15. wicked1 says:

    I think all the captions were very good and funny! Ya’ll crack me up.

  16. tracy says:

    There’s nothing like the smell of white diamonds and onions.

  17. Eddie says:

    “Now if you look closely, you can see the remains of what used to be an ancient Indian tribe…”

  18. Julia says:

    Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks — is it you? (Tom)

    that is hilarious! i think this one should have won.

  19. Cheyne says:

    “I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I’m pretty sure you can’t get herpes in your armpit.”

  20. john b says:

    “Yep, you shaved every hair. Don’t worry David,…Mark will never suspect a thing!” 😉

  21. Jake says:

    this is the same person from “you may now smoosh the bride”

    are these all staged pictures?

  22. Wes says:

    “Yes I’m sure I can wear a white dress! I still a virgin right here…See!”

  23. teetee says:

    wow im sorry the winning caption sucked…i think that the winning one should have been “made of odor”

  24. Greg says:

    The smell of Victory!

  25. LAURIE says:

    “Gee, Your Armpit Smells Terrific!” Sounds like a brand name of deodorant to ME!

  26. lisette says:

    that winning caption was soooo lame/cliche…and not even funny..standards are slipping 🙁

  27. carol says:

    They’re ALL great! Just read the rest!

  28. carol says:

    The caption winner quote is hilarious!! hahahaha! Too funny!

  29. rick says:

    he’ll love me for ever with this new taco scented deodorant!

  30. Rachel says:

    “You missed one.”

  31. MAndi says:

    “It does smell like strawberries”

  32. NomNomNom says:

    Ah man, the caption that won SUCKS! Its very lame. There were much better ones.

    Love Stinks
    And the “New Bride Smell” should have been the winners. C’mon man!!!

  33. Shauna says:

    Am I the only one who said “My Best Friend’s Sweating”? 700 comments?! Holy shite, someone else must have said it between now and then…There were only sixty-something comments when I posted it yesterday. This thing has blown up!

  34. Pookie says:

    check check…is thing on

    hey doc, it hurts when I do this

    female version of “pull my finger”

  35. Chris says:

    I could have told you that shaving the hair would not eliminate the crabs.

  36. Kt G says:

    Echo echo hellow in there

  37. Andy says:

    **(Due to overwhelming response, caption will post at 3:00PST.)**

    The caption will be “post?” But there were so many better ones than that.

  38. MV says:

    Ah yes, Martha, you smell that? That’s the smell of your envy…

  39. Nope, no more flowers growing in there.

  40. Helena says:

    DIY deodorant kit: she thought it was a great wedding gift until the honeymoon.

  41. dennylou says:

    After you check out my pit, would you check out the zit on my forehead?

  42. Being in a wedding party: the pits.

  43. The scene from the director’s cut of Terms of Endearment where Debra Winger’s character learns she has cancer.

  44. BB says:

    When Veruca Salt was married, you better believe she had the Personal Sniffer she always wanted.

  45. Renee says:

    “Bad news Jill… That pungent bouquet we keep smelling isn’t coming from these here bouquets we’re holding…”

  46. Gloria says:

    What in the Spirit of Christmas, I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… clearly the commercials are misleading…

  47. Jeff says:

    Cool, you can see what John Malkovich is doing.


    Well, it might make your honeymoon night a bit awkward, but chin up, love conquers all.

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