My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Mike D. says:

    Yep, it still smells like onions!

  2. sondra says:

    ” But Lowanda, I dont see them braids? You shure LacySue did them right? shoulda added some glitter to stand out in that there cermony….”

  3. spike says:

    Huh…I thought going sleeveless would totally work but you’re right…that’s one darn stubborn pit stain!

  4. Krissymoon says:

    Nope…no entry to Narnia through there.

  5. pamela says:

    “see! I told you that hair looked like Bill Murray “

  6. Lori says:

    “Definitely NOT razor burn…”

  7. H-DOGG says:

    Smells like teen spirit

  8. Natashia says:

    Obviously… the smell of summer in the air just does not compare.

  9. pstone says:

    Yep… you’re cleared for headlock if all else fails.

  10. DebDeb says:

    See, just a tiny incision, and BING! – popped in my new boobs!

  11. BigE4480 says:


  12. Ahkh says:

    We’re gonna need more flowers

  13. Cindy says:

    Smells like Teen Spirit.

  14. Trisha Lamb says:

    “I’m SURE but are you SURE?”

  15. Vonda says:

    Really Judy! Body odor can smell pleasant.

  16. JC says:

    “He said it was deodorant? But it smells like…oh…”

  17. Nicole says:

    Hello, hello, hello, how low?
    Hello, hello, hello, how low?
    Hello, hello, hello, how low?
    Hello, hello, hello

    (Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit)

  18. Andy says:

    “I do.” “Are you sure?” “Oh, I’m sure.”

  19. Tittan says:

    This is the ArmPit of Despair…

  20. Julie says:

    Do you think I could make it on “Jersey Shore: Wedding Edition” with my fist pump?

  21. Ed says:

    “hey Sara, am I doing the fist pump right”?

  22. Paul says:

    Ask Lisa Loeb about the time she was Tori Amos’ bridesmaid – it was the pits.

  23. Josh says:


    FINISH HER!!!!!

  24. Arlyn says:

    Grooms’ mother to her son, “Honey, are you SURE you want to marry THAT girl?!”

  25. wayne says:

    can you see it? look closer, i grew a muscle!

  26. Andrew says:

    OK, OK… you can have one more sniff before I’m off limits.

  27. Scott says:

    Oh look! I CAN see my face in there!

  28. Annie Mariya says:


  29. Renee Best says:

    “I used ‘Old Spice’ because what Tim doesn’t know is that I’m a man!”

  30. Dotte says:

    “I smell skank!”

  31. Karen says:

    Uh yeah…..a shower and a shave NOW!!!!!!

  32. Michael says:

    Smell my Bridal Glory!

  33. Rogue says:

    I told you she was a witch! There’s her third nipple.

  34. Mai says:

    A marriage in the pits from the start

  35. Bequi says:

    My husband and I play this game. It’s called, “Guess what I forgot today!”

  36. Kmac says:

    OMG….you tattooed the wedding date on your underarm???

  37. Selena says:

    Raise your hand if you’re sure!

  38. Kmac says:

    “Nah….I wouldn’t worry about the ingrown hair follicle…..the zit on your forehead, now that’s noticeable!”

  39. Greg says:

    I go like this when the truckers drive by and they honk toot-toot, it’s SO much fun.

  40. Mary says:

    Do you think the smell of desperation is really a good reason to get married?

  41. Chris says:

    No, it’s definitely the flowers

  42. Mic Dan says:

    Elbow drop to the neck knee to the groin.

  43. Nancy says:

    Olly olly oxen free

  44. Kmac says:

    “He will never know you had a sex change! Looks like your secret is safe!” wink, wink

  45. Jason says:

    Apparently AXE works no matter who is wearing it

  46. Brianne says:

    Good friends are the ones who will smell your arm pit when asked. Bad friends are the ones who ask.

  47. April says:

    “Strong enough for a groom, but pH balanced for Bridezillas”

  48. Nation says:

    Siiigh….Always the Pitsniffer…

  49. Anon says:

    This was NOT in the Maid of Honor job description.

  50. Btp says:

    I think I see the Virgin Mary…..

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