It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
No, I don’t want to store my speech in there.
Are you “SURE” you want to go through with this?
“Can you hear me now?”
“One last check for ticks…”
Smells like chicken.
GURL.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow!”
I love the smell of brides in the morning!
OMG girl! I assumed it was the fish in the pond!
Um, sorry Sweetie, you missed a spot!
Any wobbling? Awww Riiiight – Ready to Chicken Dance!
Yep.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow”
Yep.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow!”
Smells like teen spirit!!
After the unfortunate “french woman” incident of 2001, one can’t be too careful!
Are you sure that smell isn’t coming from me?
It really DID go on clear!
The scratch and sniff game at the reception got a little out of hand.
Bridesmaid of the mist.
how bad could it be?
Yeah, I think you should go take a wash in that lake. I’ll hold your flowers.
gross but at least you’ve now got somthing new and something blue.
He said he didn’t want to be married in a bottomless pit of dispair, it’s not that hairy is it?
Yup, you got all that stubble!
“No, dear, that’s not where he sticks IT on the wedding night.”
“Hmm. Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.”
On second thought, it wasn’t the best idea to have an overly curious dermatology student as her Maid of Honor. But, Anne had to admit she had the better end of things; the Best Man was a proctologist.
“you did what with the groom? uhm, can you sniff my pit for a second, I want to see If I smell”
Seriously, it’s flavoured deoderant, go on, have a lick.
Smells like “Teen Spirit”.
Raise your hand if you’re Sure!
Gawd, you’re right, that ingrown hair is realllly festering now….
Just do it! They say this guy’s the best wedding photographer in all of southwest Kansas.
Emily pondered how the dignity of the occassion has become to much for her as she elbow dropped her bridesmaid in the forehead.
Sometimes you have to look close to make sure the stubble is gone.
“Check me…do I smell good?”
“Wow you must have been drunk at the hen knight to have one of those tattooed there”
“You can’t make this outta Styrofoam and duct tape!” (Quoting Justin Long, The Sasquatch Gang, showin’ off his muscles.)
It “stinks” being the Maid of Honor!
Its where I hide the RING…
Time to make a Pit stop..
I think I can see the wedding from here.
It doesn’t look contagious…
The smell of victory
Patsy and her Maid of Honor debate whether freshly shaved pits consitute ‘Something New’.
U rock Jak!!!
“Oh My God, that zit is HUGE! How are you going to hide that monstrosity?”
“I didn’t need to put these glasses on to see that you’re a pit-iful bride…”
Do you think we are a bit overdressed for a double date?
i 2nd this one…
“you smell fine”
“Well there must be some reason he ran away!”.
Here, we see a reversal of the normal mating roles, as the females of the species perform an elaborate dance to attract the attention of a mate. Let’s watch these marvellous creatures in action…
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