My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Joy says:

    No, I don’t want to store my speech in there.

  2. Jaime says:

    Are you “SURE” you want to go through with this?

  3. CFJ2004 says:

    “Can you hear me now?”

  4. Jodoug says:

    “One last check for ticks…”

  5. Christy Corey says:

    Smells like chicken.

  6. Sooz says:

    GURL.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow!”

  7. Diego says:

    I love the smell of brides in the morning!

  8. Bryan says:

    OMG girl! I assumed it was the fish in the pond!

  9. MamaMentone says:

    Um, sorry Sweetie, you missed a spot!

  10. MizViz says:

    Any wobbling? Awww Riiiight – Ready to Chicken Dance!

  11. Sooz says:

    Yep.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow”

  12. Sooz says:

    Yep.. that’s what they call “5 o’clock shadow!”

  13. michael says:

    Smells like teen spirit!!

  14. Lexi says:

    After the unfortunate “french woman” incident of 2001, one can’t be too careful!

  15. Joyce says:

    Are you sure that smell isn’t coming from me?

  16. Dakota's Daddy says:

    It really DID go on clear!

  17. rbee says:

    The scratch and sniff game at the reception got a little out of hand.

  18. Klize says:

    Bridesmaid of the mist.

  19. bree says:

    how bad could it be?

  20. Jephso says:

    Yeah, I think you should go take a wash in that lake. I’ll hold your flowers.

  21. rachel says:

    gross but at least you’ve now got somthing new and something blue.

  22. Jake says:

    He said he didn’t want to be married in a bottomless pit of dispair, it’s not that hairy is it?

  23. Big E says:

    Yup, you got all that stubble!

  24. Jon says:

    Bridal bouquet

  25. Molly says:

    “No, dear, that’s not where he sticks IT on the wedding night.”

  26. Daniel Touchet says:

    “Hmm. Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.”

  27. BethinNZ says:

    On second thought, it wasn’t the best idea to have an overly curious dermatology student as her Maid of Honor. But, Anne had to admit she had the better end of things; the Best Man was a proctologist.

  28. jessica says:

    “you did what with the groom? uhm, can you sniff my pit for a second, I want to see If I smell”

  29. jessica says:

    elbow SLAM!

  30. Sara says:

    Seriously, it’s flavoured deoderant, go on, have a lick.

  31. Shane says:

    Smells like “Teen Spirit”.

  32. Steph says:

    Raise your hand if you’re Sure!

  33. legs says:

    Gawd, you’re right, that ingrown hair is realllly festering now….

  34. brian says:

    Just do it! They say this guy’s the best wedding photographer in all of southwest Kansas.

  35. Drew says:

    Emily pondered how the dignity of the occassion has become to much for her as she elbow dropped her bridesmaid in the forehead.

  36. Robbo says:

    Sometimes you have to look close to make sure the stubble is gone.

  37. WP says:

    “Check me…do I smell good?” :P

  38. John says:

    “Wow you must have been drunk at the hen knight to have one of those tattooed there”

  39. DC says:

    “You can’t make this outta Styrofoam and duct tape!” (Quoting Justin Long, The Sasquatch Gang, showin’ off his muscles.)

  40. Mamamia says:

    It “stinks” being the Maid of Honor!

  41. SKULLKRUSHER says:

    Its where I hide the RING…

    Time to make a Pit stop..

    I think I can see the wedding from here.

  42. Ben Stevens says:

    It doesn’t look contagious…

  43. Jim says:

    The smell of victory

  44. Jak says:

    Patsy and her Maid of Honor debate whether freshly shaved pits consitute ‘Something New’.

  45. backchat says:

    “Oh My God, that zit is HUGE! How are you going to hide that monstrosity?”

  46. Silia says:

    “I didn’t need to put these glasses on to see that you’re a pit-iful bride…”

  47. Neil Mawer says:

    Do you think we are a bit overdressed for a double date?

  48. Jack's Mom says:

    Love Stinks!

  49. Neil Mawer says:

    “you smell fine”
    “Well there must be some reason he ran away!”.

  50. Jaina Kay says:

    Here, we see a reversal of the normal mating roles, as the females of the species perform an elaborate dance to attract the attention of a mate. Let’s watch these marvellous creatures in action…

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