I get the feeling that this “Mother” is somehow related to the guy in the Speedo with the radishes or Grandpa in his undies doing a headstand at Motel6. Yeah, keeping the child therapists in business!!!
Well that is just wrong. I would hate to see the pictures they took for the Christmas cards. scratch that. I would LOVE to see the pictures they took for the Christmas cards.
If Dad only would have purchased a Life Insurance Policy like we told him too. Then we wouldn’t have to travel the carnival circuit performing our dance act nightly just to make ends meet. Sad, very sad.
Ugh that poor boy in the leotard on the left…If I ever get embarassed about my family then I’ll use this as a reminder that I really don’t have it…so bad.
“…and onto Exhibit G. Further evidence, Your Honor, of why these children need therapy. We can understand the cowboy shot, but Mickey Mouse? Your Honor, it’s cruel and unusual.”
I am so greatful that my mother never had all of our pictures from dance taken together….they may have looked this creepy back then. She has to be a dance instructor, and by the looks of it….always has to do a family number…..
This actually IS a dance instructor, and how do I know?… She’s a long-time family friend! I about fell out of my chair laughing when I realized I knew the whole family here!
Haha- I know them too- went to school with all of them-the twins were in my grade! I about died when I realized I knew them! Never thought I’d see someone I knew on this site! Knowing their dad, its no surprise he’s nowhere near these family photos-he’d never be caught dead in these!
The pictures are in reverse order…if you look carefully, in the last picture the youngest girl is maybe 4 or 5, I’d guess. And my money’s on a dance instructor Mom…with Dad most likely the photographer, hence not in shot.
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OMG! I know this family!!!!
then you can just forget that these exist. please.
Oh dear.
AFP Trifecta!
Oh my gosh! I went to elementray school with the oldest girl–we were in Girl Scouts together…
Cowgirl on the left is doing something very Lady Gaga.
Trying to find the common theme here? Not gettin’ it.
Is Dad the photographer or the costume designer?
Why’s mom a Mickey?
omg…..i looked JUST like the smallest blonde girl with the bangs….how scary..haha
haha why is that scary? she’s adorable.
SITCOM?
HOLY SNOT – I’m dying over here!
I went to high school with the youngest two. A lot of things make sense now.
I thought the Mickey Mouse one was cute. Individually these pics aren’t so bad. Collectively…hmm. LOL
The ARISTOCRATS!
cutest kids everrrrrrrr. =)
What a flippin riot!
Why is the mom not dressed as minnie?
That’s what I wanna know!!
Nothing says gymnastics like glasses!
really big glasses.
Nice photos of a big family!
i would have killed my mother
I get the feeling that this “Mother” is somehow related to the guy in the Speedo with the radishes or Grandpa in his undies doing a headstand at Motel6. Yeah, keeping the child therapists in business!!!
AWESOME!!! LOL
Those. Poor. Children.
Disturbing
These wouldn’t be so bad…if it were just pictures of the kids. It’s the Mom being in the pictures that makes it so weird/bad
Are all those kids hers? Where’s Dad? Time they bought a TV!
none of us are related. we were a traveling circus. funds were cut back and we lost our jobs. she was kind enough to take us under her roof and wing.
Well that is just wrong. I would hate to see the pictures they took for the Christmas cards. scratch that. I would LOVE to see the pictures they took for the Christmas cards.
Somebody should really tell them that the black socks in picture 3 is a huge fasion clash.
If Dad only would have purchased a Life Insurance Policy like we told him too. Then we wouldn’t have to travel the carnival circuit performing our dance act nightly just to make ends meet. Sad, very sad.
this mother needs help!
Ugh that poor boy in the leotard on the left…If I ever get embarassed about my family then I’ll use this as a reminder that I really don’t have it…so bad.
Um, that’s a girl.
Hahahah! That is SO damn funny. It is a girl haha. Sorry, kid…Blame mom for that one.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment…
I think that Janet is probably correct with the mom being a dance instructor. My daughter dances and she has to wear silly costumes as well.
Is this some kind of propaganda against single moms? Because if it is, I think you have a point.
That was my first thought.
I wonder what the next theme would have been.
Something with strait-jackets and alienation?
50′s, flinstones, cruella devil…among others. you seriously have no idea.
“…and onto Exhibit G. Further evidence, Your Honor, of why these children need therapy. We can understand the cowboy shot, but Mickey Mouse? Your Honor, it’s cruel and unusual.”
That’s Great!!!! I was thinking the same thing! ROFLMAO!!!!
Great argument for nurture vs. nature.
hahahahaha
I love this.
haha Gilley comment FTW.
Okay, the costumes are terrible! But, this lady has really beautiful children. I hope that by their teens she got a clue and had everyone wear jeans…
I am so greatful that my mother never had all of our pictures from dance taken together….they may have looked this creepy back then. She has to be a dance instructor, and by the looks of it….always has to do a family number…..
This actually IS a dance instructor, and how do I know?… She’s a long-time family friend! I about fell out of my chair laughing when I realized I knew the whole family here!
lol now thats funny..actually knowing the family in the photo!
Haha- I know them too- went to school with all of them-the twins were in my grade! I about died when I realized I knew them! Never thought I’d see someone I knew on this site! Knowing their dad, its no surprise he’s nowhere near these family photos-he’d never be caught dead in these!
That is too funny!
Gilley????
Sorry
sowry!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are my hero for posting this one
“did you launch a drinkable yogurt at me?”
Thank you! I *knew* something about these pics bugged me.
haha thats totally what i was thinking!gilly!
OMG They just go from bad to worse…. I love my mother for not doing this to me!
I love how the mother is the ring leader. She crafts up all these good ideas and there is no getting out
The pictures are in reverse order…if you look carefully, in the last picture the youngest girl is maybe 4 or 5, I’d guess. And my money’s on a dance instructor Mom…with Dad most likely the photographer, hence not in shot.
I’d say dad is literally and figuratively “not in the picture”
yeah, and the oldest boy in the last one obviously got old enough to refuse to be in any more
mom’s going “if only my friends in high school had done this with me, i wouldn’t have had to kill them all.”
Winner!