Chains Of Love

January 27th, 2010

Chains Of Love - Couples

A man needs to have his hobbies.

(submitted by Laura)

107 Responses to “Chains Of Love”

  1. Kurtacus says:

    That’s not a chainsaw, it’s a metaphor. Which is why she’s smiling so.

  2. Alan says:

    ”Look sweetheart,just one photo & THEN I’ll get the fuel for it”

  3. MaryCherry says:

    All I can hear is Patsy Cline singing “I Fall to Pieces.”

  4. Fanboy Wife says:

    Where’s his boom-stick?

  5. bartle says:

    Wait . . . um . . . what makes everyone think this is a chainsaw?? Isn’t the angle of the “blade” akilter if it’s a chainsaw?

  6. Shonda says:

    “Gosh, Bob! A chainsaw for your birthday and our first date. Um…is it true the measure of a man is known by the tools he owns?”

  7. doreen says:

    He has the look of a guy who just doesn’t care anymore…that coupled with the chainsaw make for one disturbing image.

  8. RayRay says:

    That’s his chainsaw game face. A chainsaw is a serious man-toy, no smiling allowed. BTW, the wife is very cute and photogenic.

  9. meve76 says:

    Unchain(saw)my heart!

  10. Anne says:

    She looks so very happy.
    Someone is going to be rich and it ain’t the dude holding the chainsaw.

  11. Pondering Tim says:

    Our relationship is a cut above the rest!

  12. john in co says:

    I hope he’s just making a face, and that’s not his normal mental state.

  13. cmra1 says:

    what you do not see is the new freezer in the garage that will soon be used…..

  14. Kelly says:

    You guys are all freakin’ hilarious!! I haven’t laughed this hard at every comment since I can’t remember when.

    I have to shamefully admit that my now ex-husband received a chain saw from me as a wedding present, at his request. Soooo… that’s what he got.

    No wonder our marriage didn’t work. Who the heck asks for a chain saw as a WEDDING present?

  15. db says:

    Him: “Don’t let anybody tell ya that vasectomies are ‘no big deal’.”

  16. bmj2k says:

    Anniversary gifts from Uncle Leatherface were always awkward.

  17. carol says:

    Whoo boy! Now he will go outside and chop down everything in sight that can be chopped down. He is a guy with a new toy. I’ve seen this one happen before. And he has that look of determination!

  18. Smarty says:

    Hey! Where’d her other arm go????

  19. Whoa says:

    And for his next birthday, Jason wanted a hockey mask.

  20. Aliz says:

    “What are you smiling at? You’re next.”

  21. NorandaPete says:

    You looking at ME!!!!

  22. KANDEE says:

    hahaha – I love this pic! He looks extremely unhappy and she is positively beaming!

  23. Snowrider says:

    After working for decades in corporate America experience has taught me to ALWAYS be REAL nice to people like this guy. That way when he finally cracks…..I’d be spared….

  24. fashniggity says:

    has anyone seen the woman since this picture was taken?

  25. jnmcnally says:

    I hope that was a present. If it’s just an ordinary Friday date night, we’re in trouble!

  26. dime666wife says:

    A wood chipper would have been a much more practical gift.

  27. CATrina says:

    I just peed my pants a little.

  28. Tim says:

    Hey, even Leatherface had to start someplace!

  29. durhay says:

    Back off pal, Markie Post is MINE

  30. Bruce says:

    He used to juggle chainsaws, but quit because it was too expensive. It cost him an arm and a leg. *groan*

  31. Jessica says:

    I have to say this doesn’t seem awkward to me at all, yes they are dated in their furnishings and dress, but the chainsaw is obviously new and practically everyone has at least a couple of pictures of themselves with new gifts. The only reason it’s supposed to be strange is because it’s a chainsaw, (which is stupid, it’s for gardening, not a slasher movie) and because he’s not smiling (which is also common for a lot of guys.)

  32. k says:

    Sleep with one eye open.

  33. Perth04 says:

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok. He sleeps all night and works all day………….

  34. Uncuw Biww says:

    The neighbours were puzzled:’he seemed so normal’, said one. who spoke on condition of anonymity ‘I never would have guessed….’

  35. Marisa says:

    This was the “before” picture….

  36. JP says:

    Maybe he’s really a ventriloquist’s dummy…

  37. El Kev says:

    There’s been some crazy weird stuff on here (Axe tan guy anyone?), but this takes it. I am actually frightened now.

  38. Gregorian says:

    It’s still got a plastic bag attached to it.
    Obviously a Christmas or Birthday pressie.

    Nothing says Love like a Chainsaw.

  39. jhuitz says:

    This picture will at some point appear in the media with the caption, gore… she should have known.

  40. Paul says:

    I don’t know…he seemed like a quiet sort of guy.

  41. Karen says:

    What I wanna know is why he looks so unhappy and she seems happy as can be.

  42. Gram says:

    Yeah, that falls under the catagory of “What Was She Thinking?!”

  43. Sarah says:

    Zeke- that was my first thought exactly! So disturbing.

  44. AwkWerrrd says:

    Soooooooo frightened,.. gotta change the channel!

  45. pingham says:

    she doesn’t know it’s for the sofa, yet..

  46. LeCrosse says:

    “A man needs to have his hobbies.” ….and large garbage bags.

  47. Jeanne says:

    And they told me it wasn’t safe to find dates on the internet…………

  48. You should see his last wife, all three part of her.

  49. Dianne says:

    it’s the moustache of justice.

  50. Zeke says:

    Future news headline: “Unhappy Husband chainsaws off wife’s head.”

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