A man needs to have his hobbies.
(submitted by Laura)
That’s not a chainsaw, it’s a metaphor. Which is why she’s smiling so.
That’s exactly what I was thinking ahahaha
”Look sweetheart,just one photo & THEN I’ll get the fuel for it”
All I can hear is Patsy Cline singing “I Fall to Pieces.”
Where’s his boom-stick?
Wait . . . um . . . what makes everyone think this is a chainsaw?? Isn’t the angle of the “blade” akilter if it’s a chainsaw?
“Gosh, Bob! A chainsaw for your birthday and our first date. Um…is it true the measure of a man is known by the tools he owns?”
He has the look of a guy who just doesn’t care anymore…that coupled with the chainsaw make for one disturbing image.
That’s his chainsaw game face. A chainsaw is a serious man-toy, no smiling allowed. BTW, the wife is very cute and photogenic.
The wife WAS cute and photogenic!!!!!
I was thinking more like Unchain(saw)ed Melody. lol.
She looks so very happy.
Someone is going to be rich and it ain’t the dude holding the chainsaw.
Our relationship is a cut above the rest!
I hope he’s just making a face, and that’s not his normal mental state.
what you do not see is the new freezer in the garage that will soon be used…..
You guys are all freakin’ hilarious!! I haven’t laughed this hard at every comment since I can’t remember when.
I have to shamefully admit that my now ex-husband received a chain saw from me as a wedding present, at his request. Soooo… that’s what he got.
No wonder our marriage didn’t work. Who the heck asks for a chain saw as a WEDDING present?
And what did he get you Kelly? BTW, real men use an axe.
I agree Kelly. This photo has generated some of the funniest and wittiest comments ever!
Him: “Don’t let anybody tell ya that vasectomies are ‘no big deal’.”
Anniversary gifts from Uncle Leatherface were always awkward.
Whoo boy! Now he will go outside and chop down everything in sight that can be chopped down. He is a guy with a new toy. I’ve seen this one happen before. And he has that look of determination!
Hey! Where’d her other arm go????
And for his next birthday, Jason wanted a hockey mask.
This, this comment is perfect.
“What are you smiling at? You’re next.”
You looking at ME!!!!
hahaha – I love this pic! He looks extremely unhappy and she is positively beaming!
She’s nuzzling a little too close to him.
After working for decades in corporate America experience has taught me to ALWAYS be REAL nice to people like this guy. That way when he finally cracks…..I’d be spared….
has anyone seen the woman since this picture was taken?
I hope that was a present. If it’s just an ordinary Friday date night, we’re in trouble!
A wood chipper would have been a much more practical gift.
I just peed my pants a little.
Hey, even Leatherface had to start someplace!
Back off pal, Markie Post is MINE
LOL, she does look like her!
(The theme to “Night Court” is now playing in my head…)
I’m glad i am not the only one who noticed the resemblance…
He used to juggle chainsaws, but quit because it was too expensive. It cost him an arm and a leg. *groan*
I have to say this doesn’t seem awkward to me at all, yes they are dated in their furnishings and dress, but the chainsaw is obviously new and practically everyone has at least a couple of pictures of themselves with new gifts. The only reason it’s supposed to be strange is because it’s a chainsaw, (which is stupid, it’s for gardening, not a slasher movie) and because he’s not smiling (which is also common for a lot of guys.)
I’m not sure you entered fully into the spirit of this website.
LOL! thats just what i was thinking ‘annonymous’. Jessica, i find your comment to be the most awkward thing about this!
…it’s because She is the lady in the picture I bet ….
I have never posted on this website before; but that had to be the best comment I have ever read!! LMAO you go Kitty!
Thank you Captain Obvious.
Sleep with one eye open.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok. He sleeps all night and works all day………….
The neighbours were puzzled:’he seemed so normal’, said one. who spoke on condition of anonymity ‘I never would have guessed….’
This was the “before” picture….
Maybe he’s really a ventriloquist’s dummy…
There’s been some crazy weird stuff on here (Axe tan guy anyone?), but this takes it. I am actually frightened now.
It’s still got a plastic bag attached to it.
Obviously a Christmas or Birthday pressie.
Nothing says Love like a Chainsaw.
This picture will at some point appear in the media with the caption, gore… she should have known.
I don’t know…he seemed like a quiet sort of guy.
What I wanna know is why he looks so unhappy and she seems happy as can be.
He thinks it’s for logs, but she has a new life insurance policy AND a key to the tool shed.
Because what he really wanted was the Cuisinart three stage food processor and all he got was the darn chainsaw.
Maybe it was payback for the vacuum cleaner he got her last year.
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it’s one of those “I got a a ulitity gift” instead of a “fun gift” that some women hate (like a blender).
Tho I’m sure in a twisted way this COULD be considered a “fun gift”!!
Because he didn’t get the compound bow he wanted.
Yeah, that falls under the catagory of “What Was She Thinking?!”
Zeke- that was my first thought exactly! So disturbing.
Soooooooo frightened,.. gotta change the channel!
she doesn’t know it’s for the sofa, yet..
“A man needs to have his hobbies.” ….and large garbage bags.
And they told me it wasn’t safe to find dates on the internet…………
You should see his last wife, all three part of her.
it’s the moustache of justice.
Future news headline: “Unhappy Husband chainsaws off wife’s head.”
DO THEY HAPPEN TO LIVE IN TEXAS..??
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