It’s A Wrap
January 28th, 2010
We have a pool. Did we mention that we have a pool?
(submitted by Grant)
Tags: matchy-matchy
It’s A Wrap
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Spreading the Awkwardness
Check it out! Look closely and you’ll notice that there’s no water in their pool!! It’s visibly brand new, and the family is dry as a bone. They are showing off their brand new unfilled pool from the best viewable angle.
Awkward or not, Pops did alright for himself!
So, they towel off before they go in the pool?
“Don”t forget a towel.”
“Honey, do you think we could get one of the neighbors to take a family photo for us? I have the PERFECT idea… we’ll all be crouching in the weeds about 40 feet from the pool… we’ll have matching towels… it’ll be SOOO cute!!!!!”
LOL!
If it wern’t for the pool in the background I would have thought there kind of nutty!! Initially I thougt they were wearing robes.
Even with the pool in the background, I still think they’re nutty!
My pool is bigger than that, but I wouldn’t want it in the background as a prop. People would think I was showing off because they don’t have one.
Did we also mention that we’re nudists?
This was the family I wanted to be from- all perfect and the perfect pool-
Maybe a jealous neighbor stole their swimsuits.
I think they’re kneeling in poison ivy…
Honestly, the people in this picture are so well camouflaged that it took me about 10 minutes before I could “see” them.
Those striped towels are the Dickens.
That’s got to be Roy Walker (host of UK gameshow “Catchphrase”)
say what you see….
Perfect caption! That’s the first thing I thought when I saw this photo.
I dont think Jr. is gonna give the towel back just yet. lol
Tired of the same old Christmas photos…well we are sending pictures in July…so there, no gift money enclosed, just a hello!
…group Snuggie!
We’ve also got poison ivy. Did we mention that we have poison ivy?
“Aw you guys look so cute, why dont I take a pic of you guys near the pool?”
“No no no- in the garden. Much classier”
I think that is poison ivy they are kneeling on.
One can hope!!! I keep worrying that there’s a 2nd photo where they’re flashing the photographer!
The towels suggest a recent dip in the pool, but their well dried and groomed hair betrays them.
Oh, how I wish a neighbor had popped up over the fence in the background just as the shutter clicked!
me too! lol
Oh, okay, I thought they were all wearing a Snuggie!
That’s where they hide their crossbows!
Or very small illegal immigrants. They’re smuggling them over the fence.
I was thinking the exact same thing! Snuggie commercials are about as awkward as this picture as well.
Some people just have it all
Hilarious!
Meh. They’re sitting in pachysandra, they’ve all got nice smiles. The matching towels is the only vaguely awkward thing about this.
ADMIT it — you only posted this comment so you could use the word “pachysandra!”
You are right – the towels being “only vaguely awkward” gave him away
Well, the matching towels and that fact that they climbed into the ahem pachysandra to pose in their towels. It’s not like someone just snapped them getting out of the pool. It’s the thought and effort that has gone into this picture that makes it awkward and mockworthy.
That’s what thought too…”What the hell are they doing in the pachysandra when they could be standing on their pool deck?” “OK Kids – out of the pool – grab your towels and lets roll around in the bushes – charlie – grab the camera!” maybe it ISN’T their pool and that is as close as they could get…
Yeah maybe its the neighbor’s pool.
Let me flaunt my pool people, are the worst kind of people. “We don’t keep up with the Jones’, we beat them to the ground”
Psssssst….its not their pool!
ppssst…those towels are superimposed over their naked bodies…that’s not their pool because they’re at the Family Nudist Community Center.