Last we checked, being in a fraternity did not qualify as a talent.
(submitted by Joseph)
I think the girl in back has ballet shoes on, too. Isn’t that her foot next to frat-guy? And is that HIS stuffed animal collection?
BTW, someone is about to bolt – there’s a suitcase ready to go in front of Mom…
Maybe he made the bears…
What’s mom’s talent? Producing talented kids?
I want to know what’s in the satchel. Is someone also a talented Avon salesperson?
What is with the teddy bears sitting on the bench? What is their talent?
The bears are NOT happy,in fact,they look a little grizzly.
At least they let him be in the picture!
The mom’s talent must be to have children
I personally love the horn playing ballerina . . .
Anyone wanna hear some Zeppelin?
I’m embarrassed to say that, even though I’m a Zeppelin fan, I don’t get this reference. I’m feeling very awkward, in fact. :- (
Looks like the mom has leavin’ on her mind considering that suitcase she’s packed. I’m also concerned about the mysterious black & white ballerina foot next to fraternity guy. Maybe that is somehow related to his secret talent.
i’m glad the teddy bear made it into the family portrait
what’s dad’s talent?
The frat boy needs a beer mug. It could be a talent.
What does a suitcase, stuffed animals and a cops helmet have in common?
I thought the animal was a rat. Who knows what the white blob is.
It looks lke s ferret
I want to know who belongs to the ballet foot behind fraternity boy.
What’s up with the suitcase? Is mom’s talent moving out?
I would… too many darn pets and kids… 🙂
..and the girl in green apparantly not only plays soccer, but also strangles cats.
If the theme of the photo was for each person to be “holding their talent”, shouldn’t the frat dude be holding a beer bong?
And the mother’s talent – aside from child bearing – apparently has something to do with what’s in the suitcase at her feet. Maybe she was in that 70’s beauty pageant movie SMILE. Either that or she’s out the door as soon as this photo is taken.
Mom out the door- hilarious!
Mom is a ventriloquist…the suitcase contains Woody the Foul Mouth Boy.
Maybe that guy is an actor and didn’t feel like holding Yorick’s skull.
What’s the random ballet shoe doing next to loafers boy?
its the foot of the girl behind him
I think they are trying to show their interests, not necessarily talent.. Mom & Dad have good reason to feel proud of these kids.
Mr. Frat is obviously an outsider. Notice how his body is turned away from the rest of them, while everyone else is turned inwards. He’s separating himself from the crowd. He is a loner, a rebel. A rebel who joins fraternities.
”You can join the family if you can play an instrument….and NO,the triangle is NOT an instrument”
I think they are holding cats.
agreed. totally cats.
What’s Mom’s talent?? oh–making babies…
Maybe over- acheiving lil sis could have shared one of her talents with her frat brother.
they did not have enough room to show his keg stand skills, or maybe he left his hazing paddle at school? who knows. maybe his talent is just being awesome.
I thought the one in the back was holding a ferret…. but I guess a dog makes more sense. I love how frat son is sitting slightly away from the rest and turned just enough to say “don’t lump me in with these people.”
Is that a motorcycle police helmet under dad’s arm?
Is the Mom holding her car keys?
What’s with the odd looking teddy bear next to the dancer/trombone player? She has ANOTHER talent? Show off…
The kid in the back – it looks like he’s holding a guinea pig or rodent. Either he’s destined to be a scientist, a serial killer, the “Willard” kid, or the host of a public tv kiddie show.
I can’t tell from the picture….what is it that the teddy bears on the bench do? By the awkward position, I’m guessing gymnastics…………………..
I love how the parents are shining with pride.
This one time, at band camp…….
The girl in the back also has a toe shoe on (see bench between teddy bears and the frat boy).
Is the suit case the Mom’s talent?
What’s in the suitcase??
I don’t see the awkwardness.
Am I correct or is the kid in the back holding the dog also wearing ballet slippers??? Is that a girl or a boy?
…and the mother’s mysterious talent is in the suitcase at her feet!!! 😀
The girl in the back is holding a dog, or possibly a cat, AND wearing ballet shoes. She has her foot on the bench to the right of the teddy bears. My question is: What is mom’s talent? From what I can see all she does is make talented babies
Goddam Hanson bros.
that’s a cute looking family.
Mum’s talent is to pack a suitcase?
Mom is a traveler. She drove all these kids to their lessons and games.
Considering the red hair, I’m just going to mention the Fuller Brush Company…
Where’d the red hair come from…..
I wondered the same thing. Maybe mom has a talent, too.
OMG… LMAO… you guys re killing me! 🙂
Dad’s motorcycle helmet?
Ha! I’d hate that!
Can anyone tell what the kid in the back is holding?
…back her resentment? A grudge? …onto yesterday? Her breath? …back the years?
…out for a hero? (he’s gotta be strong)
BEST COMMENT. I think I heart you…
… me down? a candle to her siblings? …on for one more day? a meeting? my calls? …someone accountable? …a lawyer in contempt? … on for dear life? on tight? … the key to this whole thing?
A rabbit, maybe?
It looked like a newspaper to me. He can deliver those papers faster than anyone!
Well shoot, the sister in the back is holding a dog! WTH kind of talent is THAT?
Maybe she breeds dogs, or trains them. Maybe she’s a dog whisperer. 😀
that caught me off guard, and I can’t stop laughing about her being a dog whisperer. lol
thats a girl? O.o
Dog whisperer! HA HA Love it.
Maybe He/She is a dog walker hehe… in ballet slippers!!!
Maybe, maybe Cesar Milan grew up as a girl…now there is something to think about.
The sister in the back not only breeds or trains doges she also dances, you can see her ballet shoe next the fraternity boy.
Isn’t it a stuffed animal? The soccer girl is holding one too, and they both look rather limpy, like the bears on the bench between the dancer and the frat boy.
No, no. Look carefully. The Dog’s got talent. It’s wearing ballet slippers.
It’s tough to work out, but she’s got her ballerina foot, en pointe, on the bench beside Frat Boy. This is one bizzarely composed pic.
But she’s also holding some sort of helmet-isn’t she?
No the dad is holding a motorcycle cop helmet.
I so love that the youngest girl plays trombone AND dances. That is the picture of a future heartbreaker. A girly-girl that hangs out around guys.
I thought the same thing!
Doesn’t that make her a ‘tromboner?’ No room for underachievers in that family. I guess Frat Boy’s beer chugging and nerd wedgies may not be the family’s favorite skills from the looks of his body language.
Being in a fraternity may not qualify as a talent but pulling off the khakis with loafers sans socks look certainly does. Kudos my friend..kudos.
Win! Aftert all the talent made it’s way through my head…my eyes traveled straight to the sockless feet.
He’s the only one not facing center but turned away….what can we make of that….ummmm?
Sadly, that’s still considered high style here in Charleston, SC.
LMAO… that was one of the 1st things I noticed.
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