Oh, the joy of meat.
(submitted by Mandy)
”And little Red Riding Hood laughed as Grandma made wolf burger patties from an old foe”
I think the baby walker is slightly more controversial, aren’t those Banned?? LOL I had one too as a baby though!
Only banned in daycares and foster homes although they’re probably not being manufactured any more. But it’s still a free country. A parent can use a walker for their own kid if they can find one.
Heck. Whe our son was three and a half, he used to drag his little sister around the house with a belt that was tied to the front of the darned thing. She giggled the entire time. We just watched them to make sure no one toppled.
I thought the walker was great!
Now they take the wheels off, put a wobbly bottom on them and call them “exersaucers”. This baby has the concept model – the “exersausager”. (Sorry – I couldn’t resist!”)
my husband and i have 6 kids with another one due in a couple of months and we have always used walkers with them without any accidents. they still sell them too.
Not the most awkward, but easily the creepiest picture I’ve seen on this site in a while!
Try it with the baby swiss!
Atheists and puppies and babies, that’s what the preacher said.
Now I believe him.
Getting in on the family business from the “ground up”
They’re makin’ sausages!
“So…. the secret ingredient in the beef is….. beef?”
“Old” family recipe, “Grandma’s Meat Loaf”
She sure is!
Hey, What’s (who’s) for supper tonite? Grandma?!!!
Soylent Green, it’s made of babies!
Very Very gross…. *gagging a bit* but the baby is adorable…. see’s this kind of thing ALL the time!
Bet she won’t name her daughter “Patty”…..
Someone beat me to the Soylent Green reference but I also recall a Hitchcock short story with the same concept.
Meat the parents.
C’mon Zeke, help me get this processed before the news hits the fan that Grandma’s missing
when you look up “juxtaposition” in the dictionary, it says, “See this”
hey, this is better ‘n TeeVee
I’m mostly curious why they have a giant meat grinder in their kitchen.
where would you expect it to be???? in the bedroom???
Getting into the family business on the “ground” floor
Reminds me of Christopher and Furio getting rid of Janice’s fiance at Satriale”s on the Sopranos.
Get in mah Belly!!
Soylent Green is people!!
Be Still! I thought I was the only person who remembered that movie!!! LOL.
This one is disturbing.
God forbid the toddler sneezes!
the 70s were So Cool !
Prelude to Sweeny Todd
“i never really liked that dog anyway!””
you may like him more with some mustard!
Funny how I laugh when it’s about people in the meat grinder, but I DO NOT when it’s dogs in the meat grinder.
We have a couple dogs whom we love and happen to sleep with us and don’t get punished when they beg at the table and I think the comments about the dogs in the grinder is side-splitting funny!
That is so cool! Hey Dad, Can I put Sis’ leg in next?
Oh the scary movies that could result outta this!
Wow that looks dangerous. No, not the open meat grinder with the hand in it, the movable baby walker with wheels. The product liability lawyers are going to love this one.
All four of my kids had one. All four are alive and well. Too many safety regulations is just messing with natural selection.
I had one of those walkers when I was a baby. My step-dad stepped backwards once while turning around and sent me down a flight of stairs in it. I lived obviously, but minus a decent chunk of the bone in my chin.
Those walkers are terrible anyway… add in stairs and they might as well be Mobile Toddler Murder-wagons… Add in clumsy parents… oh. my. god. How did I survive?!
Both of my kids had them — and loved them. All it takes is a little common sense to not use them around stairs.
All four of your kids had meat grinders?
HAHAHA!! Nice! No, they had walkers with wheels but I wish I’d have thought of meat grinders…
“What are you smiling at kid? You’re next!”
Rare deleted scene from Pink Floyd’s The Wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, this is where my mind went, too! All in all we’re just another brick in the wall…xD
Hey teacher! Leave those kids alone!
Sweeney Todd as a baby.
(Exactly how much fatty meat do they need to fill that bucket?)
Spices will be added later and then it will be cased to make sausage.
That caption is not funny. It’s offensive.
Perhaps Alice meant the Headline, not caption. I could see someone who is hyper-sensitive and over-reactive not liking it. Or maybe they’re just a representative of OSHA who does not approve of someone younger than 18 operating a meat grinder.
That baby’s name? Dexter Morgan.
This one really creeps me out.
Baby Leatherface was so cute!
I don’t see how this is awkward… I grew up making sausage (we ground the meet, everything. The only thing we didn’t do was butcher the animal) so I was around a meet grinder from a young age…
I’m glad I didn’t have to learn to make sausage to learn how to spell meat.
It’s not the actual ACT of meat grinding around the baby, it’s just the photograph is VERY awkward looking.
doesn’t this just scream family fun?
Well screaming was certainly involved.
AHAHHAHA! Its a Baby Sweeny Todd! Awesome.
Oh, that’s good.
Well they say the best way to cure craving sausage is watching it be made. That kid is going to grow up and become a vegetarian.
Ok, that’s just gross that there’s a Taco Bueno ad under this pic! lol
Yeh Angie,probably a meat lover!!No Pita people for that tike!!
Real life ’3 men and a baby’
a dirty kitchen and small child within reaching distance of a dangerous piece of equipment.
So true! good one.
Where’s the beef? … oh … never mind.
That’s a lot of baby food!
Two guesses on what that baby grew up to be
1. An only child
2. Hamburger patties
LMAO!!! Hamburger patties!!! XD We are some sick puppies…
A homicidal killer or a butcher ahaha
Yeah. A character in Sweeney Todd… ^.^
@ Hudson- hahahahaha
Sarah Palin rocks! Put Obama’s “change” in the meat grinder instead.
Sick burn, Virginia. I bet you’re a real maverick.
Have that written on your hand, did ya, Virginia?
Got it from a teleprompter.
No teleprompter was available.
Tried to write it on her hand, but quit halfway through.
That is hilarious. Didn’t expect that answer at all.
best reply ever!
A barber ?
Dexter Morgan… LOVE IT!
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AHAHAHAHA!!! “Sib-Sliders”!! XD
OMG>.< THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!
I’ll take one
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LOL…thats absolutley hilarious!!!
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