Photographer strolling along beach, “innocently” offering to take pictures of young women with his beautiful parrots. The parrots were having more fun than he was, but when they got home they would tell him all about it.
1. So sad… Another beautiful girl with parrot-onitis…
2. You can’t see, but she also has parrot-dontial disease.
3. Her mother warned her not to feather her hair.
4. Yes, apparently, these tou-can!
5. Why? Just macaws.
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I’d like to be a bird in that margaritaville.
Amen reverend.
Well this gives a whole new slant to the question of pecking order.
I want to know how badly her shoulder bled by the time they were done with this photograph.
Are you serious? Her shoulder’s the least of her concerns. Imagine trying to explain to a doctor a scratch or a bite from that other bird…
A bird in the hand is worth two in the …
Win.
So well done, the gold medal goes to you..
definately win !!! lol
Bravo my friend, bravo!
Good one. Really. That’s funny.
I have to stop drinking coffee while i read these things. It’s all over the place. But worth it.
Same exact thing happens to me!
ditto! Coffee…splat!
Red wine in my case.
Big Time Win.
ZING!
Gina the genius.
I was going to go with “Is that a parrot in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?” But you are the winner. Not even close!
Well done!
GREAT comment!
Agreed!!! you win!!
BRAVO………as I wipe diet Coke off the moniter
SO win!
Standing ovation!
And I had always heard that getting crabs while on vacation in the Caribbean was the worst that could happen.
She has an animal between her legs.
… and Parrot #2 is searching for his lost shaker of salt. So THIS must be the woman to blame!
This gives new meaning to, “I need a brazilian wax.”
i don’t see anything strange about this picture at all except a bird giving that woman a lap dance outside instead of inside the club.
Oh my gosh. She is totally giving us the bird.
no! we got feathered!!
Uh… Nice bird!
Bird is the word!
Hey, everybody knows that!
Haven’t you heard?
She has a nice pair…of birds.
Polly want a crack….errr
LOL Oh no you didn’t just go there….
LOL now that is funny…
Beautiful.
One parrot on shoulder: somewhat normal. Two parrots…well, this is crossing the line!
Mom let Lisa go to spring break but made her promise to bring a chaperone and wear her chastity bird.
HAH…snort!
funny!
Good one.
Fantastic
hysterical!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! Yesssssssss!
I want to be the bird in her lap.
I wanna be the parrot in her lap! There I said it!
there’s a joke in here about a bird in the bush…
All I can see is the initial burn on that pale skin. The rest of the story would be a photo of her misery 24 hours later.
Being a true southern gentleman, I’ll be more than happy to rub lotion on her.
The toucan lying in her lap is straight up bizarre….I mean…really..WHY???
ja…I…find that…disturbing…
Who has brain bleach? I want to get rid of the imagery now
That’s a feather in her, ummm cap! (yeah, that’s it cap)
Macaws, actually.
This is the polar opposite of the Brazilian wax. Its called the (Cyndi) Lauper…
Hey buddy, watch where you put that wing!
Photographer strolling along beach, “innocently” offering to take pictures of young women with his beautiful parrots. The parrots were having more fun than he was, but when they got home they would tell him all about it.
1. So sad… Another beautiful girl with parrot-onitis…
2. You can’t see, but she also has parrot-dontial disease.
3. Her mother warned her not to feather her hair.
4. Yes, apparently, these tou-can!
5. Why? Just macaws.
Once again, iLOLd, I think I heart you. You com-pun-lete me.
Is that bird nesting?
The only thing that would make this more awkward would be having a male subject…..
I can think of something more awkward than just a male subject…
I just feel for that poor birds mom..
Awww You know step on a crack break your moma’s back..
You did not just say that….
One may not… but toucan.
Now what is that crazy bird parroting?
Toucan clam…
That is considerably better than what I got in Jamaica…
Those aren’t toucans. Not even close. They’re called scarlet macaws.
It’s sad that I have to explain this, but saying toucan is a pun. Their are two birds, so TWO CAN.
Tch…and not a single box of Froot Loops to be found!
Follow my nose, it always knows.
Nice hooters. Oh, wait, those aren’t owls…
Am I the only one who doesn’t see a toucan in this picture? I see two macaws.
I think those who call them toucans would say “don’t confuse me with the facts.”
Is that a parrot in your lap or are you just glad to see me?
And just think…poor Kookaburra only got to sit in the old gum tree.
There was no antibiotics for her new and unusual STI – the parrots eat em all. Boom boom!
Actually, she was just sitting around waiting for a Cockatoo…
groan…:)
GROAN
Can’t believe it took four days for someone to make a cockatoo reference. Bravo, Sir!
I hope she did’nt fall asleep. The tan lines would be hard to explain!
THIS IS ACTUALLY ME IN THIS PHOTO.
The Birds were very gentle, NO I didn not burn at all. And I do not have any STIs.
The Creep-o Chris who decided to stalk me and post apparently didn’t do his research … Those ARE indeed Macaws not toucans.
HOWEVER, I can take a joke, and the best comment goes to Julie “Chasity Bird”.
maybe you should ask Creep-o Chris if he would pose for you but use Macaques instead
HAHAHAHAH SLESH! That’s amazing!
Those LUCKY, Lucky Parrots…
I’m single, I need one of those birds!!
Check out her cockatoo!