1. So sad… Another beautiful girl with parrot-onitis…
2. You can’t see, but she also has parrot-dontial disease.
3. Her mother warned her not to feather her hair.
4. Yes, apparently, these tou-can!
5. Why? Just macaws.
Photographer strolling along beach, “innocently” offering to take pictures of young women with his beautiful parrots. The parrots were having more fun than he was, but when they got home they would tell him all about it.
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Macawnilingus…
O.M.G. That is hilarious!
Check out her cockatoo!
I’m single, I need one of those birds!!
Those LUCKY, Lucky Parrots…
HAHAHAHAH SLESH! That’s amazing!
THIS IS ACTUALLY ME IN THIS PHOTO.
The Birds were very gentle, NO I didn not burn at all. And I do not have any STIs.
The Creep-o Chris who decided to stalk me and post apparently didn’t do his research … Those ARE indeed Macaws not toucans.
HOWEVER, I can take a joke, and the best comment goes to Julie “Chasity Bird”.
maybe you should ask Creep-o Chris if he would pose for you but use Macaques instead
I hope she did’nt fall asleep. The tan lines would be hard to explain!
Actually, she was just sitting around waiting for a Cockatoo…
groan…:)
GROAN
Can’t believe it took four days for someone to make a cockatoo reference. Bravo, Sir!
There was no antibiotics for her new and unusual STI – the parrots eat em all. Boom boom!
And just think…poor Kookaburra only got to sit in the old gum tree.
Is that a parrot in your lap or are you just glad to see me?
Am I the only one who doesn’t see a toucan in this picture? I see two macaws.
I think those who call them toucans would say “don’t confuse me with the facts.”
Nice hooters. Oh, wait, those aren’t owls…
Tch…and not a single box of Froot Loops to be found!
Follow my nose, it always knows.
Those aren’t toucans. Not even close. They’re called scarlet macaws.
It’s sad that I have to explain this, but saying toucan is a pun. Their are two birds, so TWO CAN.
That is considerably better than what I got in Jamaica…
Toucan clam…
Now what is that crazy bird parroting?
One may not… but toucan.
I just feel for that poor birds mom..
Awww You know step on a crack break your moma’s back..
You did not just say that….
The only thing that would make this more awkward would be having a male subject…..
I can think of something more awkward than just a male subject…
Is that bird nesting?
1. So sad… Another beautiful girl with parrot-onitis…
2. You can’t see, but she also has parrot-dontial disease.
3. Her mother warned her not to feather her hair.
4. Yes, apparently, these tou-can!
5. Why? Just macaws.
Once again, iLOLd, I think I heart you. You com-pun-lete me.
Photographer strolling along beach, “innocently” offering to take pictures of young women with his beautiful parrots. The parrots were having more fun than he was, but when they got home they would tell him all about it.
Hey buddy, watch where you put that wing!
This is the polar opposite of the Brazilian wax. Its called the (Cyndi) Lauper…
Macaws, actually.
That’s a feather in her, ummm cap! (yeah, that’s it cap)
The toucan lying in her lap is straight up bizarre….I mean…really..WHY???
ja…I…find that…disturbing…
Who has brain bleach? I want to get rid of the imagery now
All I can see is the initial burn on that pale skin. The rest of the story would be a photo of her misery 24 hours later.
Being a true southern gentleman, I’ll be more than happy to rub lotion on her.
there’s a joke in here about a bird in the bush…
I wanna be the parrot in her lap! There I said it!
I want to be the bird in her lap.
Mom let Lisa go to spring break but made her promise to bring a chaperone and wear her chastity bird.
HAH…snort!
funny!
Good one.
Fantastic
hysterical!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! Yesssssssss!
One parrot on shoulder: somewhat normal. Two parrots…well, this is crossing the line!
Polly want a crack….errr
LOL Oh no you didn’t just go there….
LOL now that is funny…
Beautiful.
She has a nice pair…of birds.
Bird is the word!
Hey, everybody knows that!
Haven’t you heard?
Uh… Nice bird!
Oh my gosh. She is totally giving us the bird.
no! we got feathered!!
i don’t see anything strange about this picture at all except a bird giving that woman a lap dance outside instead of inside the club.
This gives new meaning to, “I need a brazilian wax.”
… and Parrot #2 is searching for his lost shaker of salt. So THIS must be the woman to blame!
She has an animal between her legs.
And I had always heard that getting crabs while on vacation in the Caribbean was the worst that could happen.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the …
Win.
So well done, the gold medal goes to you..
definately win !!! lol
Bravo my friend, bravo!
Good one. Really. That’s funny.
I have to stop drinking coffee while i read these things. It’s all over the place. But worth it.
Same exact thing happens to me!
ditto! Coffee…splat!
Red wine in my case.
Big Time Win.
ZING!
Gina the genius.
I was going to go with “Is that a parrot in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?” But you are the winner. Not even close!
Well done!
GREAT comment!
Agreed!!! you win!!
BRAVO………as I wipe diet Coke off the moniter
SO win!
Standing ovation!
I want to know how badly her shoulder bled by the time they were done with this photograph.
Are you serious? Her shoulder’s the least of her concerns. Imagine trying to explain to a doctor a scratch or a bite from that other bird…
HA HA HA HA!
Well this gives a whole new slant to the question of pecking order.
I’d like to be a bird in that margaritaville.
Amen reverend.