Toucan Sam

February 20th, 2010

Toucan Sam - Vacation

These parrots have found their Margaritaville.

(submitted by Chris)

95 Responses to “Toucan Sam”

  1. The Voice of Reason says:


  2. morgan Huntington says:

    Check out her cockatoo!

  3. KKKKKatie says:

    I’m single, I need one of those birds!!

  4. Sand Shark says:

    Those LUCKY, Lucky Parrots…

  5. Dan L. says:

    HAHAHAHAH SLESH! That’s amazing!

  6. CAITLIN says:


    The Birds were very gentle, NO I didn not burn at all. And I do not have any STIs.

    The Creep-o Chris who decided to stalk me and post apparently didn’t do his research … Those ARE indeed Macaws not toucans.

    HOWEVER, I can take a joke, and the best comment goes to Julie “Chasity Bird”.

  7. Tracy says:

    I hope she did’nt fall asleep. The tan lines would be hard to explain!

  8. Tom says:

    Actually, she was just sitting around waiting for a Cockatoo…

  9. Angela says:

    There was no antibiotics for her new and unusual STI – the parrots eat em all. Boom boom!

  10. Gina says:

    And just think…poor Kookaburra only got to sit in the old gum tree.

  11. Ron F. says:

    Is that a parrot in your lap or are you just glad to see me?

  12. ReginaPhalange says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t see a toucan in this picture? I see two macaws.

  13. db says:

    Nice hooters. Oh, wait, those aren’t owls…

  14. Tim says:

    Tch…and not a single box of Froot Loops to be found!

  15. Lizzie says:

    Those aren’t toucans. Not even close. They’re called scarlet macaws.

  16. That is considerably better than what I got in Jamaica…

  17. lillynapalot says:

    Toucan clam…

  18. Barnyard says:

    Now what is that crazy bird parroting?

  19. Stanley Rumm says:

    One may not… but toucan.

  20. Skullkrusher says:

    I just feel for that poor birds mom..
    Awww You know step on a crack break your moma’s back..

  21. DaddysSister says:

    The only thing that would make this more awkward would be having a male subject…..

  22. Noneya says:

    Is that bird nesting?

  23. iLOLd says:

    1. So sad… Another beautiful girl with parrot-onitis…
    2. You can’t see, but she also has parrot-dontial disease.
    3. Her mother warned her not to feather her hair.
    4. Yes, apparently, these tou-can!
    5. Why? Just macaws.

  24. Robin says:

    Photographer strolling along beach, “innocently” offering to take pictures of young women with his beautiful parrots. The parrots were having more fun than he was, but when they got home they would tell him all about it.

  25. bmj2k says:

    Hey buddy, watch where you put that wing!

  26. Paolo says:

    This is the polar opposite of the Brazilian wax. Its called the (Cyndi) Lauper…

  27. Ranger says:

    Macaws, actually.

  28. Dilly says:

    That’s a feather in her, ummm cap! (yeah, that’s it cap)

  29. Teacher says:

    The toucan lying in her lap is straight up bizarre….I mean…really..WHY???

  30. Steve says:

    All I can see is the initial burn on that pale skin. The rest of the story would be a photo of her misery 24 hours later.

  31. jason says:

    there’s a joke in here about a bird in the bush…

  32. john in co says:

    I wanna be the parrot in her lap! There I said it!

  33. Carlos says:

    I want to be the bird in her lap.

  34. Julie says:

    Mom let Lisa go to spring break but made her promise to bring a chaperone and wear her chastity bird.

  35. nite owl says:

    One parrot on shoulder: somewhat normal. Two parrots…well, this is crossing the line!

  36. happymama says:

    Polly want a crack….errr

  37. Pret24 says:

    She has a nice pair…of birds.

  38. Liz1388 says:

    Bird is the word!

  39. Piglet says:

    Uh… Nice bird!

  40. Fanboy Wife says:

    Oh my gosh. She is totally giving us the bird.

  41. Andy Joe says:

    i don’t see anything strange about this picture at all except a bird giving that woman a lap dance outside instead of inside the club.

  42. Erin says:

    This gives new meaning to, “I need a brazilian wax.”

  43. karen says:

    … and Parrot #2 is searching for his lost shaker of salt. So THIS must be the woman to blame!

  44. chris says:

    She has an animal between her legs.

  45. Jeeps says:

    And I had always heard that getting crabs while on vacation in the Caribbean was the worst that could happen.

  46. Gina says:

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the …

  47. Joey says:

    I want to know how badly her shoulder bled by the time they were done with this photograph.

  48. ann o. nymous says:

    Well this gives a whole new slant to the question of pecking order.

  49. Rev. Sacrilege says:

    I’d like to be a bird in that margaritaville.

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