These Hands

March 9th, 2010

Nothing wrong with showing your love during the holidays, but let’s remember the baby.

(submitted by Willow)

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143 Responses to “These Hands”

  1. Laura says:

    I like that they have the same hair cut.

  2. Pret24 says:

    I think she’s looking at her breast like, “Oh, you did NOT just put your hand there”.
    It’s also awkward because they look like they’re still trying to get comfortable with the pose. As if the photographer snapped the photo 5 seconds too soon. I really like the little pics though.

  3. El & Mo says:

    Notice that both are looking down at his left hand.
    Wife: “Hon… Honey? Uh what are you doing? They’re getting ready to take our..” SNAP! FLASH!

  4. Steph says:

    That’s one for the fridge, alright.

  5. Eating Lunch says:

    Some things just don’t belong on Christmas cards.

  6. carol says:

    Maybe this photo was for very special friends, and the ones they sent out to their parents and Aunt Matilda had a picture of a stork on it or something similar. No, never mind–still too many hands going all over the place.

  7. Boppie says:

    I blame Demi Moore…

  8. bmj2k says:

    Jeez, I just can’t.

  9. LAURIE says:

    Seeing both of their watches featured in the photo, my first thought was, Its time to QUIT!!

  10. LisaPizza says:

    This photo–not so bad. The execution may be awkward, what with the hands, the watches, and all, but the sentiment is sweet. I’ve seen worse.

  11. Gina says:

    Ohmygodyouguysgetaroom.

  12. Tim says:

    I hope they didn’t use the same photographer when it came time to create the birth announcement postcard.

    Live action shots?

  13. rwblake says:

    Ok, the photo itself is awkward. But, then once you notice it was sent out as a Christmas card, way over the top. We have a winner for very awkward.

  14. PromisedPlanet says:

    Egads … the main photo was mind-busting enough, and then when I saw the inset photos …

  15. babyibby says:

    Contractions — and watches to time them — are the reason for the season.

  16. Hannah says:

    Oh no they di-in’t

      • Jeannie says:

        ROTFLMAO!!! Hannah!!!

        • marm says:

          Funny…thought I would’ve run into this kind of sad, stereotypical, *ghetto* assumption kind of reply earlier in the thread…just knew it would surface eventually. All black people don’t talk like that, you know? Effing prick. You probably are the type to sit behind your protective computer screen spewing hate, but smiling in the face of your black co-workers, neighbors, etc. Loser. Comment was totally racist and uncalled for. I’m not even black, and I could sense the stereotyping in that.

  17. JAY Y says:

    That’s a lot of skin.

  18. Pilgrim says:

    You two stay classy now, you here!

  19. Lisa says:

    At first I thought this was only kind of awkward (again, thanks to Demi Moore for starting this ridiculousness), then realized it was their CHRISTMAS CARD! Holy awkwardness, Batman! Love it!

  20. Casey says:

    Ahhhh! There are seven hands there, at least!

  21. Essie says:

    Is he measuring her waist in the little pic in the upper right-hand corner?! “Wow honey, I llllluuuuvv your bubbly belly!”

  22. V. says:

    Why has HE also removed his shirt?

  23. HeatherW says:

    Nakedness and the Holidays DO NOT go together.

  24. Lynda says:

    The baby is saying “WHOA…stop SQUEEZING me there!”

  25. Joanne says:

    OH LAY YOUR HANDS
    OH LAY HOUR HANDS ON ME

  26. Hebrew Hammer says:

    I need to know what color eyeshadow that is

  27. vicky says:

    Out of four pictures they chose that one as the main one. Huh???? INTERESTING!!!!!

  28. Stereo says:

    And…..she’s NOT pregnant!!!!!!

  29. MYRA says:

    Did someone send a copy to Marnie?

  30. Catt Yasson says:

    This could have been beautiful, but sometimes less is more. 86 the accessories and makeup. But I think the main point of the photo is to focus on the beauty of pregnancy…and the holiday season.

  31. carole difelice says:

    this is so awkwardly awesome. p.s. i also thought i was cute when i was preggo….

  32. KaBeSt says:

    Gorgeous photos… but for Christmas?

  33. Meesh says:

    is that Mike Tyson??? lol

  34. asdfa asdf says:

    I spontaneously face-palmed myself

  35. Maggiee says:

    This picture is just so Christmasy! I can practically smell the pine and hear the crackling of the yule log!

  36. Ro says:

    Oh crap. I shouldn’t be looking at this.

  37. Bri says:

    I think that the caption for this lovely Christmas card should have been “Jingle Bellies”.

  38. akb154 says:

    The most awkward part? That this was definitely created at the Walmart photo center.

  39. Dan says:

    I think its past thinking about a baby now? Don’t you.

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